what do you mean none of the uno fics on ao3 are about the game itself? NONE of you want to fuck the cards??

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what do you mean none of the uno fics on ao3 are about the game itself? NONE of you want to fuck the cards??

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GUYS??????????
Guess who I am (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
OHOHOH~ HMMM ARE YOU @13wrio ?? (ㆁωㆁ)
Cloudward, ho obsession so bad I can’t say rowdy anymore.
I called kids rowdy and immediately realized I have ingrained in my brain that rowdy is a horrid insult. Oh gods.
YOU GUYS CALL OUR PIQUEROS DE PATAS AZULES FUCKING BOOBIES !?!?!????

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No one talks enough about the utter poetry in Pierce the Veil lyrics.. LIKE???
Dive in, take a breath Blow the smoke through the hole in my chest Still choking on the bed Found your waste while the ember red keeps falling down and burning holes Until the pillow and the mattress glow Now I wanna be the tattoo ink that swims down through the needle in your skin And I wish I was poisonous Like a bottomless sound, like a violent drug Do you remember the knife I kept? The sharper it got, the more you wanted me to use it I was lying to you, but you were lying too So what's left to do? What's left to say? Stop making friends, just us I'll decompose with you
ALRIGHT GOOD OMENS PRIME WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT
FIRST YOU COCKTEASE ME FOR WEEKS. THEN WHEN I AM GENUINELY ILL AND DYING AND DECOMPOSING AND ROTTING, YOU DECIDE TO DROP THE RELEASE DATE?! RANDOMLY?!
I DIDNT EVEN GET A FUCKING NOTIFICATION SOMEONE TOLD ME ABOUT IT, I SAT BOLT UPRIGHT IN BED, THREW UP A BIT AND STARTED SHAKING. I NEARLY HAD A FUCKING HEART ATTACK, YOU CRETINS
GOOD OMENS PRIME WATCH OUT BC IM COMING TO GET YOU!!
but also thankyou very very much for giving us a release date fucking FINALLY i have never ever been more excited for anything in my entire life nobody touch me im going absolutely balls to the wall INSANE