#realii2t

and more fresh neww followwers youre so neww so unsullied and knoww nothin about my awwesomeness yet it brings a tear to my eye id lovve to keep you like that forevver but its ok evveryone has to learn howw unique and gorgeous i am evventually maybe you evven heard some rumours but its ok theyre not true im at least a THOUSAND times better than wwhat evveryone else says about me eridan ampora your prince of hope and ready to make all your wwishes come true wwell maybe not all of em i knoww you already thought about doin nasty stuff wwith me

th1s an offer?

i’m subject 7886 of lazarus manufacturing delta facility, or Jack since it’s shorter, who are you?

why hello there! how’s it going?

I AM... I DON’T HAVE A NAME YET? BUT, YOU SEEM NICE MATI...MATL... MATIIAS? 

I’M GLAD T0 SEE PE0PLE APPR0VE 0F MY EMBARRASSING M0RNING R0UTINE.