#real mail

So, Gentle Readers, THIS has arrived in the Real Mail.

We've been working the fields and have dug up a little news. We've also made a little poll.  It's all going out to our mailing list later this week.    

You know about our mailing list, yes?  Still time to get on it right over here:   http://paranoidproductions.com/mailinglist/

Oh and another thing:  the lovely people who are on our mailing list and take our polls may find one of our recruitment postcard coming their way in the mail.    

@gloriousclio bless you for Real Mail, and unicorn credits, at that.

Hope your day is continuing well. Thank you for all of your assistance, and please accept my apologies for being such a prickly pear at times.  What I meant to express when we first talked was that I went through the curse of good and evil myself some time ago when I first had my reckoning with the Lord. Don’t feel bad or insulted from me, it’s unusual for such trials to continue being problematic these days…

The legal system is complicated for a good reason, I believe, and it’s because each one of us has dignity, whether we are human people or animal people (in our own way), that justice is possible at all.  That’s a crystal nut for a squirrel’s winter right there, in case you want to crack it during a cold and boring night to feed your spirit ;)

I am a man of dignity if I am any kind of man, and I’m probably a maiden anyway considering how she’s the lord of my heart wherever I go. Whatever the case, I am myself, and it’s not my practice to be more unless that’s something I can do for someone else. I take my work seriously, as I know you do too, otherwise I wouldn’t be free right now on both counts.  So, thank you. 🙏

I’m emailing at the moment because I would like copies of the police footage of my arrest for trespassing if you can provide those to me.  I feel like I owe my online fans an explanation and could make a short film out of it to best provide that to them on my behalf.  Is it possible you can put that on a disk or otherwise send me that footage?

Sincerely yours, Nick B.

(dated 1.9.25)

You are in for a treat... once the government get's their cold dead hands off the evidence that is their own record keeping and logs for this very reason to prevent what they were most certainly not allowed to do and were expected to know better. Through grievous fault and crime if they do not. I would expect a civilized place to compensate me generously with a profusely apologetic statement from a public official, but this is America and it's run by apes now. They will probably throw their dung at you if you try to ask them anything without first offering them a big ripe banana to chew on.

They'll probably always be that way. It's why we bring our offerings to the crucibles of trial in the domain of Neptune, whose wisdom and power is the best that ever was.

Do you remember when all of Gameindustri was in danger because Arfoire was going to become some super god using all the secrets she stole from the younger, cuter maidens in some elaborate scheme to take over the realm and allow chaos to reign so that the brutality of lawless banditry would forever be the law of the land. The strong fighting the strong until there is only one left. That has a time and a place, and it is not real life, you goons.

Anyway, there was a moment when all hope was lost because this supergod thing created out of chaos and evil gathered from ambient energy around everywhere was truly more powerful. Then Nep Nep said something very important. She said that a goddess only has power because of the people who believe in her (with their shares), and that's why a goddess needs to believe in her people. They will save her when she needs strength greater than ever before.

and we do.

That's why you shouldn't ever doubt the power of those who uplift you with their faith and support. Not all of us enjoy that, and if you make the mistake to someone like me, you will fall all the way you fall.

I care about Nep Nep, but I care about you more.

She can take care of herself, and I can take care of you.

However, I do not have a printer and the 90 day limit is coming up. Can you please send me the printed forms if you need me to fill them out. I thought this was the kind of thing you could sign and file for me because of the initial agreement we made for representation and payment. Is that not the case? 

Either way, I want to make sure all of the papers are the way they want them and the facts clear so that this excruciatingly slow and purposely delayed process can be brought a close with no further pain to furnish as evidence to sadistic imbeciles with no modern understanding of basic mental health due to their apathetic denial of human nature at the cost of their own happiness. Perhaps they don't suffer the pain of poverty and injustice, but they do not enjoy the goodness of righteousness either, and that is something I most certainly do enjoy. 

Thanks,

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