#readthatbitch

Read that bitch.

Usage: When someone goes on a verbal tirade of shade throwing that, ironically, illuminates all of the hidden truths; an act which lifts the veil to show the deeper issues at play.

See Related: #read #getit #yasss #yhy #shade

Eg. If I had my tablet, my phone, my computer, my laptop, and my smartwatch all charged, I still wouldn’t give this dude the time of day. Bitch, go to your window and peek outside and try to see the time, extrapolate that shit from the shadow and angle from the sun, cause I’m not tryna offer you none of my hourglass sand. You tryna get with this hourglass shape when you got a poland spring plastic bottle for a frame, puhlease. #rtb