#reading hr

wait i guess they didn’t do gay missionary what am i talking about. or did they? no… ill have to go back once again i just dont know anymore

i have to take a pause every time they’re like ohhh shane is so baby faced and smallll like don’t piss me off man 😑

and fuck jj most of all

so yeah id been pondering shane and ilyas sex life of course as one does and thinking like well would shane have eaten ilyas ass by now? yeah i feel like he would have even if he doesn't want to top i think he'd just really really want to try eating him out cause it'll feel so good he'll make ilya feel so good and it’s turning him on like crazy so ilya lets him and maybe hes never really had someone do that or offer and the second shane figures this out hes like bricked the fuck up Oh i have to get perfect at this (well u know he'd want to anyway) he’s like coming from the thought of it so sometimes shane gets his practice playing with ilyas ass cuz it seems to help him relax (imagining this when ilyas feeling really unwell. as a treat) and its like shanes fun little power play to get #histop #hisdom trembling and incoherent. our bj queen and his perfect mouth that always wins no matter what. this post got away from me. ANYWAY and THEN im reading and rachel reid comes in with a slam dunk resounding Of course he has! and hes gonna do it again right now!! and i go Awesome <3 and i get to be here wow thank u for having me... she's not necessarily the word of god (especially on this. word of god on ass eating would be jacob) BUT i thought this would only exist in my mind palace you guys didn't even mention it! 🙄 maybe the top wants his ass eaten sometimes too and maybe EYE wanted to hear about it.. deserve to even... so anyway

okay i mean im done btw like i’m done i finished it. the long game. i’m so happy for them it makes me look stupid