Knicked
Paring: Reader X Eggsy Unwin
Word Count: 1,083
Warning: Cursing, cuz it’s Eggsy
Summary: Basically if you ever saw Kingsman, it is the openingish scene where Eggsy knicked Rot’s car. Except the reader does and jealousy and all fun bullshit because I can’t summarize for shit.
A/N: Trying to get back into writing, enjoy???? Request pleaseeeee. THX.
You showed up to his apartment just as he opened the door to leave. He jumped a little, but a smile rested on his face. Your smile matched his. He turned around to lock the door.
“You wanna join me to the pub?” Eggsy asked you. You nodded and walked in silence next to him. The cold nipped at your barely exposed shoulders.
Eggsy was freezing himself, but he knew to always offer a woman his coat if they were ever cold. So that’s exactly what he didn’t do. “Ya know, you steal my coats so often that I’m surprised you aren’t wearing one of them.”
“Oh, fuck off,” you laugh, shoving him with your shoulder. You crossed your arms to retain at least a little body heat. Eggsy rolled his eyes and gave it, putting his jacket over your shoulders. “Thanks,” you put your arms through his sleeves.
“No problem, love,” he smiled.
You two make your way to the pub to be greeted by your other two friends, Ryan, and Jamal. They already had their pints in their hands, so you go over to the bar to order you and Eggsy one as he said hi to the guys. You later joined, handing the drink to Eggsy.
You four were enjoying your drinks and recalling the funniest blackout memories of each other. Currently, you and Ryan were recalling an interesting argument between Eggsy and Jamal on your question you asked them when they were absolutely plastered.
“Oh, what about the “yes” incident?” Ryan asked. Your eyes widened and you started getting hyped.
“Oh yeah, I remember. They had a few before they got to the party you and I were throwing back at our flat,” you recalled, “And I was talking about spelling the word yes. Y E S spells yes so what does E Y E S spell and Eggsy and Jamal were going at it for an hour.”
Jamal scoffed, “It was not an hour.”
“Yes it was, Ryan timed it,” You laughed at the boy’s expense.
“Okay, how do you expect two fucked bruv’s to know about to spell eyes?” Eggsy mumbled, playfully.
“Ryan could and he’s dumber than Dean,” You answered.
“What about Dean?” Dean’s goons come up with a couple of pints themselves. You guys stop smiling and laughing at the sight of the ugly twats.
“Nothing,” Jamal said quickly. He downed his drink soon afterward. It was a thing where they would show up and you guys had to go. You, however, had a brilliant idea.
“Fuck off now,” Rottweiler growled. You rolled your eyes, but you got up and put your arms around his waist. Eggsy sucked in a sharp breath. Jamal and Ryan watched with amusement.
Ryan and Jamal knew you both had feelings for each other. Everyone including each other knew that you had feelings for each other, but neither addressed it. You two seemed to enjoy the Cat and Mouse game you both played. However, everyone in that pub knew that if you didn’t get your hands off of Rot in five seconds that Eggsy would make sure that Rot would not see the light of day tomorrow.
You, knowing this, ignored his glaring. You were trying to do something. “Ah, Y/N, how may I help you?” He flirted. You wanted to gag but kept your hands running up and down the sides of his body to keep him distracted.
“Mhm, just wanted to feel you up a bit,” you winked. As soon as he went to put his hands on your waist, you backed up and drank the last of your beer. “See ya later.”
You all walked out of the pub, leaving a horny Rot back in there. Eggsy grabbed your arm to turn you around and question why you even did that. You saw the hurt look that you so desperately didn’t want to see. He opened his mouth to yell at you, but you held up car keys. None of you have a car.
“You knicked his fucking keys?” Jamal questioned. You nodded with a smirk. Eggsy grabbed the keys and kissed your cheek.
“Don’t ever do that again,” he growled. You scoffed.
“Or what?” You responded cheekily, getting into the passenger side of the car. Ryan and Jamal get into the back and Eggsy gets into the driver side.
As soon as he started the car, he blasted music and started doing donuts in the parking lot. Rot soon came out shouting to get out of the car, but Eggsy just took off. Not long after, cops showed up and chased you guys down the road. Eggsy was doing a lot of crazy stunts while driving.
It got to a point where Eggsy swerved to avoid hitting an animal and crashed the car. Jamal and Ryan were yelling at Eggsy for not hitting the animal and to escape, but he yelled at them to get out of the car. He also told you to get out of the car.
“Eggsy, I stole the keys, you can’t go to jail for this,” You tried to argue.
“Might as well, what else do I have?” he asked, knowing the answer, but it still stung you. You get out of the car and run out with Jamal and Ryan. You turn around to see Eggsy ram the car into the cop’s car.
Eggsy refused to reveal none of your names to the detective. He sat in silence. The detective eventually gave up and walked out of the room. That’s when he made the call that got him out.
He went around outside, still in shock, only to be in even more shock to a person, you, running into his arms. He grips you close to him so that you don’t fall and you swing your legs around his waist and your arms around his neck. You smash your lips against his, angrily.
“Don’t ever fucking do that again,” you said after kissing him a while. He kissed you again, deepening it with a content sigh.
“I won’t,” he mumbled. Your lips stay connected as if it was the only way to breath. However, this glorious moment was ruined by a man who had a black umbrella and square glasses.
“Eggsy?” He broke up your guy’s kiss. Eggsy, unwillingly, stopped kissing you and put you down. His arm immediately snaked around your waist. “May I speak to you in private?”
“Who are you?” Eggsy barked defensively.
“I knew your father.”
