Goes about as well as you think. ;)

[Y/N stands on the edge of the ramp, the skateboard wobbles violently beneath his feet as he wobbles with it. Ell proceeds to hold onto both of his shoulders from behind]

Ell : Okay, now remember, the trick is confidence!

M!Reader : I am under confidence...

[Y/N argues weakly. Y/N stares below from the medium tall ramp and sees Tamara with a slight but genuine smile, recording the action with her phone that has the title "Boyfriend attempt #1"]

M!Reader : Okay–do you guys, like, know how to do this for a literal starter? Cause I'm really second guessing–....

[Y/N turns his head around to see both Ell and Matilda watching a YouTube video titled "How to do skateboard for beginners!!🔥🔥#SWAG #CHILLAZ" from Matilda's phone]

Ell : Huh?–OH, I mean–of course we do!

Matilda : Are you doubting us? How dare!

M!Reader : How dare–Tamara is literally recording my crash!

. . .

Tamara : I'm recording just in case, either it's gonna be internet worthy or my gallery worthy–

. . .

M!Reader : Not helping!! Also, what if my head hit the pavement?! Do you three have plans for that–

Matilda : Tamara has cold ones to heal that!

[Y/N stares back down to see three cold can of coca colas placed right next to her]

M!Reader : ...You're plan if my face falls flat onto the ground is pressing it... With cold colas...? WHO'S IDEA WAS THAT–

Matilda : Me–

M!Reader : Figures.

Matilda : Ell's the one suggested the colas!–

M!Reader : Again, figures. Sighs, okay okay okay okay icandothis–Okay, fine, let's just do this... 1... 2...-

Ell : WAITWAIT–!!

M!Reader : Huh?! Wha–?!

[Y/N was a tip away from going down, but Ell grabs the back of his shirt before his skull most likely meet the pavement–

Ell : Well Duh, you forgot to debone your body!

M!Reader : ...You heard that from the video didn't you...

Ell : I absolutely did–Now, let me just—

[Ell places a hand on his stomach and positions himself, blushing him a bit]

M!Reader blushing : Uhh–what are you—

Ell : Hold on, hold on!

[Ell uses her other hand to grip tight onto his shoulder, leaning a bit too close to him]

Matilda : Ooooh, he's blushiiing!~

[Matilda sings, getting Ell to let out a short giggle with her eyes closed, while Y/N uses one of his hand to cover his face and groans]

M!Reader blushing : Oh shut!

Matilda : Tell that to your face, not us, up top!

[Matilda closes her eyes and with a smile, raises her hand forward as a request high five for Ell, still with her phone in hand... Only for her to not realise she just accidentally hit Y/N's shoulder, launching him forward–

"AAAAAAHHHHhhhhh!!"

[Ell and Matilda's eyes instantly widen]

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[Y/N sits on the ground with a bruised up face while Ell is placing a cold cola onto his cheek, which earns a little "Ow" from him]

[Meanwhile, Matilda is hugging his waist from behind while laying down on her stomach]

M!Reader : Sighs, Matilda, I told you it's fine...

[Matilda uses one of her hands to hold onto his face]

Matilda : NOT THE FACE!!

[Tamara sitting down next to Ell, watching the video with a smirk. Turns out, Ell is also watching the video while still having the cola on his cheek]

Ell : Nice video quality!

Tamara : I know.

[Y/N squints his eyes at Tamara]

M!Reader : I hate you...

Tamara : No you don't

M!Reader : And that infuriates me... I'm retiring from skateboarding–

Tamara : Nope, now we have to teach you tricks

M!Reader : What–i can barely stand right now!

Tamara : "Right now" give it time, it'll heal

Matilda : I say you still have great potential in becoming a skateboarder!

M!Reader : ....

[Y/N goes silent for a moment before giving Ell a look]

M!Reader : Please tell me you're on my side...

M!Reader : ...You have got to be kidding me–Why, just why, why do I always have to be pulled into this type of situation...

[Y/N has his body completely tied up except for his feet, standing on the roof of a building with a deadpan expression on his face]

[Y/N stares down and sees Elana(Genderbend eduardo)fly right through a Coca stand. She flies right back in front of Y/N, drinks one of the cola entirely, and slams it on her forehead, crushing it]

M!Reader : SERIOUSLY! What is your problem?!

Elana : No heart feelings, but I need to settle my rivalry once and for all

M!Reader : ...Elana I can tell that it's you! Now I don't know why you would capture me and why you have powers—wait... "Rivalry"? What "Rivalry"? The only person you–...oh goodness ell got powers too didn't she...

Meanwhile—

"𝔹𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕟𝕖𝕨𝕤 𝕗𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕙! 𝔸 𝕄𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣 𝕧𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕔, 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪..."

[Ell, Matilda, and Tamara all in front of the TV. Hearing the news as Ell wears her superhero costume]

Ell : Oh no!

...𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕠𝕝𝕒 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪...

Ell : OH NO!

...𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪...

Ell : OOH N-Well, that's not so bad...

...𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕤!

Ell : ...ELANAA!!

𝕌𝕙-𝕙𝕦𝕙... 𝕌𝕙-𝕙𝕦𝕙... 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕚𝕟. 𝕎𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕄𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗!

Matilda : Oh hey look! It's Y/N!

[On the roof of the building. Cameraman and reporter walks right up to Y/N and shoves the microphone right onto his cheek]

"Sir! Sir! How does it feel like to be held hostage by the green menace!"

M!Reader : ....

M!Reader : ....what do you think—! Wait, this camera is live right?

"...Duh, why would we not be live?"

[Y/N stares daggers at the reporter]

[Y/N thought 💭]

well–DUH why would you interview the hostage!!

M!Reader : ...Okay I can do this—Oh–! I am in so much pain! Oh-The absolute AGONY I'm feeling is just so overwhelming! Now. Hypothetically. If someone out there happened to know a… oh, I don’t know… strong, green theme superhero, who most likely has an unhealthy addiction towards a beverage please–! I need help!✨

Ell : OH NO!—....I forgot to tell Y/N I became a superhero!

Tamara : ...What he said was a dead give away–You know what, nevermind...

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M!Reader : Well that should do it–Oh my sh!t is that their car—

[The car flies past Y/N as he hears someone screaming "EEEEEEEEEEELL!!" before crashing onto Elana, putting her on the ground]

M!Reader : ...Was that Matilda—

[Suddenly, someone gets punched so hard into the air yelling "Laaaaaame!!" barely having Y/N catch a glimpse]

M!Reader : ...Was that Tamara—

Elana : Well well well. Look who finally showed up...

Ell : SERIOUSLY! What is your problem?!

M!Reader : That's what I said!

[Both of them immediately start brawling. Punches and kicks everywhere. Meanwhile, Y/N is thinking "...Dang it this would feel extra nice if I have popcorn right now..."]

[Ell surprises Elana by grabbing her foot and swings her far away, making Elana yell "Cheeeapshoooot!!"]

[Ell flies right in front of Y/N and clears her throat]

Ell : Do not worry total anonymous bystander, I have arrived, To save you! And... You're heart~

[When she says "You're heart~" she gives Y/N finger guns and snaps her fingers before pointing at him]

M!Reader : ....

[Y/N thought 💭]

...Pfft–Is she serious?

[Ell flies right Infront of a–still tied up Y/N–And lays down on her back, her hands behind her back, and cross her legs with a smirk on her face]

Ell : Soooo tell me about yourself–you ever been with a dashing woman with powers before?~ I'm just saying, you? Me? We can make so so sooo-Many people jealous~ Your cute looks and my bronze? We'd be like Insect women and her guy friend to love interest Newg~

M!Reader : Oh–i am so glad you've arrived at a perfect time hero! What would I do without such a noble, quite the looker woman such as yourself~

[...Ell stops and instantly has her face inches away from Y/N with a blush]

Ell blushing : Seriously can I take you for an ice cream date after this—

[Y/N clears his throat]

M!Reader : While i am completely flattered by your offer, my hero, but first, could you perhaps untie me and place me down on the ground?

Ell : i—yeah!

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[Ell puts down a finally free Y/N on the ground. Ell then gets back to the same position in front of him]

Ell : So–about my offer—

M!Reader : Chuckles, I'll think about it

[Y/N then boops her nose, blushing Ell]

Ell blushing : Cool... Coolcoolcool—

"SECOOOOND PLAAAACE—!!!"

[Elana comes out of nowhere and flies straight to Ell, flying both of them miles away from him]

M!Reader : ...I'm sure she'll survive!

Matilda : Uh... Little help?

[Y/N stares to the side, Seeing the broken car upside down with Matilda still inside]

(You've opened my eyes to the "peak"ness of m!reader x multiple girls <3)

[In the Ellsworld trio's house, Midnight - All four are on the couch while the TV is playing, right side Matilda wearing a long blanket as a cape around her neck, middle is Ell trying to pour cola onto her mouth by hovering it over her head and on the left Tamara leaning herself on the armrest holding and eating a bowl of nachos]

[Y/N is seen laying on tamara, which Tamara honestly didn't mind at all–while wearing a black hoodie]

[Y/N fiddling with the strings of his hoodie while the movie just kept continuing]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[A group of survivors hidden behind a rusty trashdump, zombies in the area]

" Okay, okay… you distract ‘em, I’ll make a run for the car "

" Wait–The car that we used? It's– "

" Sssssshhh "

" Wha–Why are you shushing jonathan the car is– "

" Ssssssshhhh-Don't worry guys it'll all be okay I got this "

[...He in an instant ran towards the car...]

" ...The sole reason we left the car was cause the gas literally ran out... "

" AAAAAHHH–WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!! MY GUTS–THEY'RE EATING MY GUTS! "

" ...We were gonna warn him "

" Can't blame us on this one "

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[Ell finally managed to pour a drop of cola into her mouth]

Ell : Oh this totally blows–i'd survive waay longer in an apocalypse like that!

Matilda : Well second to me, I'd consider myself to be the most reliable one on the team✨

[Matilda placed a hand on her chest, smiling proudly with her eyes closed as Ell and Tamara gave her the side eye, Y/N simply gave her thumbs up]

Matilda : Thank you, love!

Tamara : ...Uh huh–

[Tamara points at Ell]

Tamara : Ell you'd just barricade yourself in your room with colas thinking unlimited fuel means unlimited survival

[Tamara points at Matilda]

Tamara : Matilda you'd just... No explanation needed

[Tamara stares at Y/N which got Y/N's attention]

Tamara : And you... Eh, you'd actually survive, sweetheart

M!Reader : Aww, thanks...

Ell : snorts... You'd survive cause you can avoid even a crowd of zombies

[Matilda gasping dramatically, lounges forward towards Y/N and closes his ears the results having Tamara groan and almost making her drop her nacho bowl]

Matilda : Ell! How dare you insult our sweet guy like that!

M!Reader : ...Pftt-Honestly it's not an insult if it were true

[Ell plops herself next to Y/N]

Ell : See? He admits it! The little ninja would be the last man standing—hiding behind a dumpster and scavenging the inside of the dumpster for food!

Matilda : Ew! And eat macaroni and cheese packs covered in trash juice?!

Ell : ...I mean I'd drink a can of cola from a dumpster soooo—

[Y/N covered his face with one hand and chuckles quietly]

Tamara : Guys.

[Matilda, Ell and Y/N look up to see Tamara just barely hanging on the edge of the couch from all the weight from the three–Holding her nacho bowl with one hand while shaking]

Tamara : The nachos.

[Y/N can't move a single muscle, even if he really want to. With one free hand, he grabs his phone and hovers it over his face(Immediately lowering the brightness). He swipes through his social media, checking through the photos he'd have taken throughout the week]

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[Photo 1: Ell]

[Image : Ell is sitting on the kitchen counter, holding a giant 2 liter bottle of cola like a trophy, her cheeks stuffed with potato chips like a hamster]

Caption : "Caught the local cola goblin in her natural habitat, cradling her baby. She promised to share her chips. Afterwards, I got a torn piece of paper from her that says: I.O.U. 6 chips"

[Photo 2: Tamara]

[Image : Tamara is sitting on the edge of the couch with her bass guitar, wearing noise canceling headphones, showing a rare smirk at the camera while making a peace sign]

Caption : "Mrs moody that always seems to hate everyone, but she's currently playing My, Ell's, and Matilda's favourite song on loop. Can be such a softie sometimes"

[Photo 3: Matilda]

[Image : Matilda posing dramatically in front of a mirror, holding up three different hair clips, striking in confidence]

Caption : "Spent 50 minutes helping her decide which hair clip made her look more 'theatrically gorgeous' the answer: All of them. If I wanna get out fast, ALWAYS. SAY. ALL OF THEM"

[Photo 4: Tamara & Ell]

[Image : Tamara is holding a giant cardboard box over her head, looking completely unbothered while Ell is inside of it, sticking a hand out, showing off a peace sign]

Caption : "...I stepped away to get a shower. No that's it–they refuse to tell me what the heck is going on, they said it's a secret"

[Photo 5: Ell & Matilda]

[Image : Ell and Matilda attempting a synchronized baking video. Matilda has flour all over her face and hair like a ghost while Ell is laughing so hard she's on her knees on the kitchen floor, arms around her stomach]

Caption : "They said they were making cookies for date night. We now need a professional cleaning crew and a new bag of flour (She looks adorable though)"

[Photo 6: Tamara & Matilda]

[Image : Matilda forcibly putting a sparkly pink party hat on Tamara's head with a cartoonish big smile on her face. Tamara clearly looks contemplating, but she isn't actually stopping her]

Caption : "Proof that Tamara can hold herself back... Only for Matilda, Me, and Ell though, we get a special 'I won't punch you' resistance"

[Photo 7: The Whole Squad]

[Image : All three of them crammed into a tiny photobooth, making ridiculous faces while not being fully inside of photobooth–Ell stretch her face by pulling each cheek and pulling out her tongue, Matilda striking a supermodel pose, and Tamara flipping off the camera by using a trick on her fingers to look like she's showing 3 middle fingers with a rare snarky smile]

Caption : "Three different flavors, yet they decided to date me. Still waiting for the catch"

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[Y/N then sees the very recent photo he posted... Actually the picture was like 10 minutes ago and it's still happening–

[Photo 8: A whole pile]

[Image : it's a selfie on bed. On his left, Ell wraps around his waist like a koala, her face burying into his side while letting out snores. On his right, Tamara has her arm across his chest, her face is against his neck, knocked out, as her other hand wraps itself around Y/N's arm, and Matilda, also on his left, but she's sleeping above Ell. Her arms wrap around his forehead as she rests her head on top of his head, hugging him like a teddy bear, snoring as her legs are to the side so that she doesn't kick Ell]

[Y/N looks right at the camera with a deadpan, exhausted, but secretly smug expression]

Caption : "I am currently trapped next to pounds of sleeping women, my right arm has lost all its movement. I'm pretty sure Matilda is drooling... I'm scared to move, because there's a chance it'll wake them all up like a bundle of house cats"

[Y/N lower his phone back onto his stomach, relaxing his head back onto the pillow... Even though it's currently difficult–

M!Reader : ...I love and hate being the body pillow...

M!Reader : ...Well–in my situation, the numbers really don't matter because well... Literally their personality—

Flashback

M!Reader : Hm... Hey, If you guys were ice cream flavours what would you guys be?

Ell : Vanilla—

Tamara : Vanilla? Pftt–It means your basic.

Matilda : ✨it'd be pistachio~✨—

Tamara : Yeah-cause that means no one likes you

[Tamara just smirks while Y/N and ell just starts to laugh and Matilda just giving tamara a stare]

" . . .I don’t get it, Y/N, No matter what I do, it’s impossible to make her happy! I swear, it’s like she’s some puzzle ! "

M!Reader : Oof... Rocky road, huh?

" You have no idea . . . Like . . . Why is it so difficult to make your woman happy ! "

M!Reader : .....

Flashback

[Ell sitting on the couch with her legs pulled up and hugging her knees with her head down, while her hoodie string outlets have been pulled–covering her face]

M!Reader : ....

[Y/N now holding a can of "Cola" on his hand]

> Clank. Clank. Clank. <

[Y/N giving the can of cola a few knocks to make some noise–Instantly alerting ell, lifting her head up]

Ell : ...Wait–off brand or brand–

M!Reader : Brand, also I put it inside the freezer for 5 minutes so it's cold now–

[In an instant ell grabs the cola out of his hand, pulling her face out of the hood and immediately starts chugging it down]

[Y/N sits down next to ell who's still chugging down the cola and turns on the TV to a specific channel–

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

"Tom, did you throw my butter out the window" - Walks in the room, both hands on each of his hips with a smile-along with a witty tone

"Noooo..." - Who was reading a book on the couch, says also with a witty tone and a smile

"Tooooom"

"Oh shucks!"

"Why did you do it"

"Cause I wanted to see a... Butter... Fly..."

[Both guys laugh as a comical laugh track from a sitcom played in the background]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[Ell now holding both her arms up in the air in excitement]

Ell : Yay! Comedy!

[Y/N just kisses ell's cheek as she still has her arms up in the air]

Flashback ends

M!Reader : Yeah... Difficult...