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the ANTIPASSIVE?????? that exists????????????
YEAH I think. I think itโs a feature of ergative languages that works because
In a nom-acc language, the subject is agent-like, so a sentence with only a subject frames the subject as an agent. The passive voice turns the subject in such a sentence into a patient and makes the agent irrelevant.
In an erg-abs language, the subject is patient-like, so a sentence with only a subject frames the subject as a patient. The antipassive voice turns the subject in such a sentence into the agent and makes the patient irrelevant.
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12. how are you?Iโm pretty okay!
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Okay, since you offered, hi, I'm curious about the basic plot, characters, and context for the memes? IDK, I adore other people's campaigns.
HELLO THERE Iโm glad you asked!!!
So
We are an all-drow party hired by the Archivists (a group of wizards, scientists, scholars and researchers) to look into a deadly magical plague thatโs been sweeping the land. Weโve discovered that drow specifically are immune due to the nature of its origins, and long story short weโre on our way to commit regicide in the name of ending the plague.
The party consists of
* Theodore (@novasiri), a tiny snarky alchemist who keeps his cards very close, whose beloved homunculus of thirty years was recently obliterated, and heโs not been in a good mood because of it.
* Reloneth (@agent-underdark), a cleric, formerly a fiend warlock, doing his best to turn it all around and do some good. He dads everyone in the party (except the paladin, kind of, because, in a delightfully gay turn of events, they are dating). He recently talked to his god for the first time since learning said god was indirectly responsible for the plague and directly for the creation of the Princes of Chaos, which he regrets. Relon is still processing that the gods arenโt perfect and can have regrets.
* Rhylaonar (@leidensygdom), a paladin, and an unlikely one. Heโs seen a lot of character development from being a thief stuck with a holy sword to an actual missionary of justice, and heโs dating Relon.
* Cato (@sleebyfrogs, thatโs me), a warlock roped into a pact to try and get rid of a terrible curse (though the pact was just... kind of like a second curse on top of that). He and his patron have had a rollercoaster of a relationship in which he was eventually freed from service, his patron turned mortal, and they may or may not be very, very obviously crushing on each other. He recently nearly died and then got frostbite as a direct result of his own stubbornness and pride.
* Athaso (@athaso, formerly, as his player unfortunately had to drop out), a mysterious flirty rogue with a history as an assassin. Last we saw of him, he threw his evil mother out a window to her death, took Cato to bed with him and disappeared off the radar completely.
Uhhhhh oh man my memory is a disaster if any one of the above players wants to add to this post with some of the best moments and dialogue you are more than welcome and encouraged to do so
Meme context (in reference to this post):
* โAre ya sciencing/withholding information son?โ - We have tons of these Relon dad memes for every occasion. Literally any time he asks a dadly question itโs a race to apply it to the template, Iโve got it saved to my desktop for easiest possible access
* โHow to break assโ - I donโt remember the exact context for this but breaking ass is what Rhyl does most often and best, for the most part. I think his player needed some placeholder book titles for a 3D model assignment XD
* Tide pod diagram - Rhyl and Relon could not for the life of them roll high enough intelligence to understand how our new Stones of Farspeech worked (Rhyl has negative int and Relon is like a grandpa with technology). Someone said the stones looked like tide pods and now itโs just canon. The one with the teeth is our employer, whom we have one line to (our DM @messyjesterโs poor Credence, who is a lot more handsome and lovely than our shitpost doodles will ever give him credit for) and the other is Rhylโs nephew Velanzus, whom we have another line to. Rhyl often calls him just to check in, itโs very sweet.
* Team Rocket - we have some NPCs who lowkey have this dynamic (Catoโs sister Malcice and Jessโ Kazimir). This file is saved on my computer as theWorst.png
* Rhyl Astley - โRhyl make a rollโ โa Rhylroll, if you will. Or maybe a RickRhylโ
* โI am 225 so drinking is yesโ - I have no idea where the original image comes from was but Rhyl likes to drink a little too much and he 100% would do this
* โRelon fucked a dragonbornโ - early one so Iโm not sure I totally remember the context but I think Relon said something that got badly miscommunicated and quickly out of hand. For the record Relon insists he has not
* โI am a dumb bitch with expensive tastesโ - this one kind of speaks for itself, Cato likes finery and will complain incessantly whenever we have to camp outside/be somewhere cold/be somewhere hot/watch our budget instead of buying new clothes and rich sweet foods
* โRhylโs fucking himbonessโ - we forgot to factor in Rhylโs paladin aura into a Frightened save and when we retrospectively remembered it brought Relonโs roll up to the required DC
* โItโs free Rhyl estateโ - we went back to the guild he used to be a part of and he asked if his room was still there and if he could stay in it again and I had the perfect joke
* โCohen has cursed me for my hubris and my neurological function is never goodโ - Catoโs former accomplice stabbed him in the back by walking him into the trap that got him cursed (and then directing him into a pact when he asked for help). The curse affects his memory and specifically his ability to remember instructions and anything heโs read, or draw conclusions on how to learn from his mistakes (heโll remember the event and understand the logical next step if itโs brought to his attention, but he wonโt be able to connect the two no matter the explanation). And itโs getting worse.
HKSVIGSGSKHLSJOHS thatโs a hell of a lot but I love this campaign so dearly and Iโve missed it so much, thank you for asking!
My partner proposed!!!!!!! Iโm engaged!!!!!!!!! I have a fiancรฉ!!!!!
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Todayโs mood is waking up at 1.30, waiting eight hours to start the day but scrolling Tumblr, finally opening Photoshop and scrolling Tumblr for three and a half hours instead