HEY CHAMP, JUST WRITING TO ASK IF YOU CAN LEND YOUR BROTHER A SHIRT. NOTHING SERIOUS, MY MAN, BUT I KNOW A CHAD LIKE YOU WOULDN'T LET ME DIE. YOUR BROTHER, TRYNDAMERE.
King,
➤ Champ here. I hear you loud and clear, brother. I sympathize with your situation as I too also live in a rather unforgiving and frigid climate. I am flattered you think I am a chad, as it is high praise coming from a man such as yourself. The thing is, I also don’t have any shirts. I looked down and checked myself just to make sure, since I would do anything for you, King, but turns out that my chest is as bare as your own. I will keep a look-out for any possible shirt stores, and if I come across a shirt that can fit your broad-chested self and one that can also contain your pectoral muscles from our chest-day workouts, I will happily buy it for you and make sure it gets into your hands. But, for the time being, I wish you the best, King, and to try your best to stay warm. Perhaps invest in some gloves or a scarf until we can get this shirt situation sorted out.
Your Brother,
Champ.
