#raysnwers

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Kinda like, idk, English having the possessive apostrophe, or reduplication in some languages signifying that a word is plural.

TWO WORDS FOR "BLUE".

These are not the same color! In Russian they are голубой and синий respectively! A RAINBOW HAS SEVEN COLORS IN IT! English stole so many words from other languages but just this once I wish it had stolen more.

It also doesn't have as many diminutives as Russian does. I think the nickname-y suffixes count as diminutives? Like "Bill" -> "Billy" or some such. But you can't make words tiny and cutesy in English. It sucks.

Another thing is the opposite of a diminutive, which google says is called "augmentative" but I think it's wrong? Anywho, I want to be able to make words bigger via suffixes. Like. Друг (friend) - дружище (big friend). Дом (house) - домище (big house).

Same for adjectives. Красивый (beautiful) - красивенький (little beautiful). Большой (big) - большущий (big big!). I want to say big big in English. This shit rocks.

I also miss "а". Okay, lemme explain. English has two basic sentence linking words: "and" and "but". One inplies sinilarity, the other one - contradiction.

Russian has "и" for similarity, "но" for contradiction... And "а". It's kind of like. It's still adversarial but not contradictory. It's a very "but what about x?" vibe. It's so hard to explain.

"Я пришёл, а ты - нет!" - "I came, but/and you didn't!" - I'm bringing up two different subjects, they're opposite one another, they did opposite things, but they don't contradict each other, so there's really no "but", but you have to put a "but" because a butt is an arse and arse and on the grass auwueueueueue

Doesn't Miss P also count as a worker?

Regardless, I think this has great story potential. Maybe in the beginning the Administrator WASN'T paying them millions. Maybe she was underpaying some and tricking others into thinking they were benefitting from the system. Maybe it actually took the mercs unionizing to get her to raise the pay and institute some relatively humane working conditions.

Hell yeah! Yes, Boulder is absolutely the type to enjoy sparring, but DK isn't particularly physically strong and overall moves somewhat clumsy, so he'd be teaching her self-defense. It's very comical because she does NOT understabd the purpose of her knowing how to handle a dagger, but also she notices it makes Bouldy happy when she gets a move right, and, well, she didn't have anything planned that afternoon or the next, so why not. He asks her to "try abd attack him" and the training halts for half an hour because "why would I want to attack you?".

She could obliterate him btw. Like, she could destroy his ass. She could turn him into a frog, but she has no incentive to brag and he tends to forget these things, being a very practical and physical fella, so there they are, learning to hold a stick with the pointy end to the enemy.

They're also both chill and like to nap in the afternoon. DK smokes weeds - plural, multiple, she's good with nature - and he carves her a pipe, and she loves it so much she carries it with her everywhere. It's one of those slim long types, very stylish, Boulder says it makes her look like a city girl. She likes that.

Boulder takes her to the city to see markets and festivals. She grew up in the wilds and isn't at all social, and while she has a calm and confident demeanor, it's still unpleasant to always come across as rude and uneducated. Boulder can negate that.

She, in turn, teaches him how to swim. It's a very long process, it's hard to get him near water, but she's patient enough, and she says he swims like a dog.

After a long, long while she might try teaching him magic. She brought it up once, and once was enough how terrified he is of it. He still won't eat of an enchanted plate, won't touch any of her magically grown thorns, won't look too closely when she's practicing. Frankly, she thinks it a bit silly, but he hasn't told her what happened to his right eye either, so she knows to mind her own business.

What else... They travel together, Boulder brings her along on missions, gets her registered with his guild once he knows she can handle herself. They go to a bar and discover she's not at all affected by even the strongest booze, fruits-gone-bad being already in her very nature - she drinks everyone under the table and is only slightly disappointed, but mostly amused. They make other friends - I'll tell you about them at a different time if you'd like. Neither of them can read, but he can dance - boy, can he dance! - and she can play the flute.