#rayman raynette

Simohne: Getting gayer.

Poor Stella awoke in a steel cage deep within the depths of The Livid Dead. But the one thing scarier than undead grannies was none other than Raynette staring back at her!

“Well if it isn’t the copycat! So nice of you to drop in!” Raynette giggled.

“Copycat? What are you talking about?! I’m not copying anyone!”

“Ha! Don’t play dumb. You’re copying me.”

Stella blinked in confusion

“How am I copying you?! We just met!”

Raynette’s eye twitched as a low growl escaped her throat.

“Seriously?! Pretending you don’t know who I am?! Hmph! How immature.”

“But I’m not being immature! I really have no idea who you are!” Stella insisted as she pressed against the bars of her cage.

Raynette’s grip tightened on her scissors.

“Are you kidding me?! You’re Rayman’s new girlfriend! How could you not know who I am?! I know he’s told you about me!”

“I mean he mentioned he had an ex but he never mentioned any names-”

“HE DIDN’T MENTION MY NAME?! WOW! WELL!” Raynette cleared her throat “My name’s Raynette. I’m guessing Rayman didn’t mention me so you wouldn’t get jealous!”

Stella’s eyes widened

“Wait! You’re Rayman’s Ex?!”

“I know it’s hard to believe but it’s true!” Raynette giggled.

“ But he told me you dumped him because you didn’t like his hair and”-

“ARE YOU BLIND THAT MOP IS DISGUSTING- I mean, I did leave him but I knew he’d miss me, So I came back!” Raynette interjected.

“But-“

“Look, I know you think Rayman likes you but I’ve got news for you, the only reason he’s with you is because he misses me.” Raynette snarled as she shot Stella a glare.

Stella didn’t want to believe what she was hearing but Raynette’s words stung like a bee.

“That’s not-“

“Oh don’t act so surprised! I mean look at me and look at you! I’m a beautiful goddess and you, well… don’t take this personally but,” Raynette’s voice lowered to a whisper “you’re kind of a piece of trash honey. I mean, that gross candy hair, those weird freckles, did you really think anyone could like someone like you?”

Stella looked away as a few tears formed in her eyes.

Her self esteem was always low but she never thought she was a piece of trash!

Despite Raynette’s disgusting and childish behavior, Stella couldn’t help but shrink.

“What do you want with me?”

“Simple! Just to get you outta the picture and take back my man!” Raynette cackled.

I love them I like to think Simonhe has a cat like this while Raynette has a dog.

I like to imagine the other animals are around living freely somewhere in the Glade of Dreams maybe they’re created by Polokus when he had a thought of limbless fauna.

I’m obsessed with those beasts what the fuck skfjhgdijfngdf bless Polokus

Raynette: What? No! I'm just buying her an accessory since she has terrible fashion sense.

Simohne: Finally! You're proposing!

Raynette: How'd you know?

Simohne: Rayneenee, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Simohne: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Raynette: I don't know, surprise me!