ravioliweek day 3 -- roleswap ficlet (mod m)
Despite being called âLoruleâ, the place is in a lot better shape than this âHyruleâ heâs been messing around in lately. âHyruleâ, âhigh standardsâ... itâs a terrible, Ravio-brand joke-- not that he has a brand to begin with.
Thatâs Linkâs gig.
Speaking of Link, thereâs not much our resident hero in purple knows about the guy. From what Ravio can gather, the boy in the wolf outfit isnât very... befitting of that garb. Youâd expect someone to be mean and nasty, maybe super aloof and not very personable. Instead, heâs rather soft-spoken (when he chooses to speak, that is), shy, and really quick on his feet.
Some nights, when the squatter and his fairy companion (Taffle, he says) are fast asleep, Ravio canât help but wonder what kind of face is under that mask. Is it young, or old? Grotesque, or plain? Voice can only lend so much to the imagination. He knows taking a quick peek wouldnât immediately be met with a consequence, but the knowledge would eat at him for weeks. Despite his need for the instant gratification of his curiosities... he stays his hand and doesnât intrude on something Link clearly wants to keep secret.
After all, heâs not exactly open about himself either. He might overshare (read: talk nonstop) about what heâs encountered on his travels, but talking about himself is a hard thing to tackle. And he prefers keeping a good chunk of his past behind closed doors.
Doesnât stop a certain fairy from doing the prodding when his buddy otherwise wouldnât, though.
âSo!â he starts in that squeaky voice of his, âYou and Link have been getting along pretty well.â
â...I guess? About as well as we can be, given the situation. The guyâs got me kinda relyinâ on âim for his goods. Gotta be friendly in that case, or else Iâm kinda sunk.â
Taffleâs cheerful disposition fades a bit. âThatâs a little...â
âLittle what? ...Look, pal-- I donât mind ya. I donât mind Link either. Itâs just that... our relationship is strictly business. He lends me items, I use âem to traverse both lands anâ save each sage that Ganondorf guy stole away. Heâs not really one for talkinâ, so I wonât press âim for anything beyond that.â
The fairy lets out a sigh before flitting over to sit squarely on Ravioâs shoulder. Heâs not immediately brushed off like last time, so thatâs an improvement.Â
âLet... let me let you in on a secret, oh hero: he might not talk a lot to you, but he talks a lot to me. Especially when youâre not around or when youâre holed up in your little corner of the house. Would you like to know what he talks about the most? ...Donât answer, itâs rhetorical-- he talks a lot about you.â
âWell, duh?â He shrugs and furrows his brow. âIâm, like, his one customer. Anâ the guy whoâs runninâ all across kingdom come even though I... eh. Sâwhatever-- point is, heâs gotta talk about me.â
Taffle starts to stretch out on his little perch. âThatâs not what I meant. Now before you get your cynical little tights in a twist, hear me out. I mean he talks about, well, you in a friendly way. Heâs... well, he thinks youâre pretty-- pretty interesting. Interesting, funny...â
âYou goofed there.â
âNo I didnât. I paused for effect. Anyway... he thinks youâve got a neat sense of humor, even if it gets... a little worrisome. Youâve got a wicked sense of gallows humor, is what Iâm saying.â
â...He worries about the jokes I make? Theyâre just jokes. They donât mean nothinâ. Anâ donât you correct my grammar again, firefly.â
âGoodness, youâre a little defensive today! But, see, thatâs my whole point. You wouldnât be defensive over them and snappy at me if they didnât mean anything. Itâs clearly a... whatâs the word...â
Ravio reaches a hand to his shoulder, cringing internally when Taffle flinches at the movement. Heâs been... not a nice guy to the little thing, has he. ...He flattens his palm and motions for the other to hop on, before holding his hand outward so he doesnât have to crane his neck to make eye contact anymore.
âCopinâ mechanism.â Itâs a blank, matter-of-fact answer, one heâs heard before. Taffle doesnât like how it sounds.
â...Yes, actually. Itâs a coping mechanism. For stress. ...Listen. He really worries about you, okay? Not because youâre the hero and everything, weâre past that point. He worries because... I donât know. He cares about you.â
Ravioâs expression softens. Heâs quiet now, turning his head away so Taffle doesnât get to see how wet his eyes are getting.
â...I donât think he should.â
Taffle, used to this sudden change in body language from Link, tones down the lecturer voice pretty quickly.
âYouâre a really nice guy, Rav. He and I think so. You might put on that cold and aloof mask all the time, but we can see right through it. ...Didnât you tell me, once, it was funny how Link should be the aloof one because of his outfit? If anything, youâre the lone wolf here.
But you donât have to be.
...You could let us in.â
He wants to put Taffle down, clench his fists and say something dismissive like usual. But a part of him just... isnât letting that happen. Goddammit, he hates getting close to people. Thatâs how he gets hurt.
Ravio takes in a deep, deep breath, letting it out as a loud enough sigh to stir Link in his sleep.
â...I feel like Iâve been given this talk before, but okay. Iâll be more personable around the guy. No promises on some magical friendship filled with deep discussions anâ late nights, though.â
At that, Taffle lights up.
âNow thatâs the spirit, Mr. Hero.â
...Who knew heâd be eating his words days later?











