so yesterday there was a drowning woodchuck in my pool and it was like going under and i didnt have time to get the skimmer so i just acted on impulse and grabbed it out with my bare hand but it bit me so i gently put it down and it went on its hind legs and its giant fucking teeth were sticking out then the thing just took off but it was huge man. it was almost as big as my bichon-yorkie dog. so i called up my uncle whos a vet and he said woodchucks are the #1 carriers of rabies in new england, which is where i live. sooo i went to the ER a few hours later and there was all these miserable hurt people there but i'd tell my story and they'd laugh. so i finally got in and all the doctors said they've seen bat bites, fox, and racoon bites, but never a woodchuck and they all thought i was crazy for picking one up.... they even put me in the psych room! so i ended up getting 7 injections all with liquid with the consistency of maple syrup. i got one in the finger, two in each arm, and two in the ass. i personally didnt think they were bad at all but they said i was the only one who never even flinched at the rabies shots. lol what a day,
