Me and my beta reader were talking about silly SVSSS AUs and-
SY knows how to cook modern meals.
SY reincarnates as a rat.
Baby LBH wants to be a good cook to feed his ailing mama.
Queue suspiciously rat shaped shizun supplying Baby LBH with good meals that are unique and filling.
Baby LBH is able to heal his mother (idk how but the magic of ratzun does it)
Ratzun, Baby LBH and Mama now open a restaurant and live happily ever after- except wait!
Baby LBH wants to be a cultivator so that he can find a way to turn his favorite rat into a person (“Shizun! I’ll go to Cang Qiong and become an amazing cultivator and find a way to turn you into a human!” “Squeak squeak 😨” “THANK YOU SHIZUN FOR YOUR BLESSING!” “Squeak!!! 😭”)
So Baby LBH puts Ratzun into his pockets and begins the journey to becoming a grand cultivator, he gets accepted in to Qing Jing as normal, but unfortunately like the original PIDW he also gets bullied :(
Luckily Ratzun is pretty smart and can help with finding the right cultivation manual! (“Idk what to do shizun! This manual is just so difficult 😞“ “squeak squeak!🤨” “Its a fake?! Omg thank you shizun! I’ll find the correct one rn!!”)
Despite trying his best LBH is still pushed, but at least Ratzun gets to bite that scum villain before LBH and him fall into the abyss!
Ratzun and LBH fight the abyss together with the power of randomly well made food using magical rat powers. (“Shizun look I found a *insert demonic monster corpse*! What should i do to make it tasty!” “Squeak! 💀” “Ah! It has poison! Don’t worry this humble disciple will get rid of it!”)
Later they both crawl out of the abyss and end up running into SQH, who tells them about the mushroom bodies- which means Ratzun finally gets a body years later.
(“Shizun you look so beautiful!” “Squeak- cough- I mean thanks.” “Np 🙂”)
They live happily ever after- though ratzun- cough- i mean SY still had some weird habits, like crawling on LBH randomly and sticking close to walls when walking by himself. 😭
