Sep 25, 2025
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Simon at Magnus' party:
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Simon at Magnus' party:
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The rat, huddled in the hollow of her palms, squeaked glumly. Delighted, she hugged him to her chest. "Oh poor baby," she crooned, almost as if he really were a pet. "Poor Simon, it'll be fine, I promise-" "I wouldn't feel too sorry for him," Jace said. "That's probably the closest he's ever gotten to second base." "Shut up!" Clary glared at Jace furiously, but she did loosen her grip on the rat
Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
Me while watching COB
Me: Okay, Simon...now you drink that..
Me: ...and turn into a rat
Me: *laughs to self*
Me: Wait...why aren't you a rat?
Me: You just COLLAPSED?
Me: NONONO you're supposed to be a RAT
Me: Maybe he'll be a rat by the time they find him
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: aaaaaand
Me: He's not a rat