frank fukuyama

barry obama

got my neocon crew and i'm out to start drama

in middle east, yeah you know it osama

read the book dune and it made me gayer

so I went to the church to engage in payer

didn’t do jack shit so I found a soothsayer

and I said “hey, tried to pray the gay away,

but it didn’t shit, not my lucky day.

and I’m a christian man so need ya help,

cause if I stay gay, then I’m goin to hell”

soothsayer said “hey man, ya got the wrong place

this house is consecrated wiccan space.

just by showing up here you’re eternally damned

and straight to hell is where you’ll be slammed.

hate to break the bad news but there’s nothing you can do,

so might as well get some good d before the reaper takes you”

I said fuck, that sounds like shite

but at least I can get all the dick that I like

so I went to the club and I found a man

dick got a chub when I held his hand

we did some sex and to the best of my ability,

hah

take you to task, yea