#raphael devilgram

Simeon: You see, we’ve received news that Raphael is visiting us from the Celestial Realm. I, for one, can’t wait to see him. Lucifer, on the other hand…

I’m excited too!

Lucifer: Don’t you start. There is absolutely nothing to be excited about.

Simeon: I don’t believe you’ve met him yet, have you, Chise? I’m sure you two will get along just fine. I can make the introductions, so would you like to join us for dinner tomorrow?

Lucifer: *sulking* You two can go by yourselves. I shall be sitting this one out.

Simeon: *sad* That won’t do, Lucifer! You have to be there too!

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2. What’s Raphael doing here?

Lucifer: *more scowling* Good question. What indeed?

Simeon: You haven’t met him yet, right, Chise? I can make the introductions once he’s here.

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Lucifer: Why is he even visiting us in the first place? Surely, there’s no need for us to meet face-to-face.

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Belphie: Raphael DOES like his sermons.

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Simeon: Why are you so reluctant to see him? He was your brother once upon a time.

Lucifer: *head shake* And that is no longer the case–“was” being the operative word.

Simeon: *sad* But you were so close.

What happened?

Simeon: Well… Lucifer, do you mind if I tell Chise what happened between you and Raphael?

Lucifer: *pretending unconcern, but actually sulking* Say what you will, I don’t care.

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2. Are you secretly embarrassed to meet him?

Lucifer: I see you have seriously misconstrued my words.

Simeon: That’s exactly what I thought too, Chise.

Lucifer: That’s not true in the slightest. I have many reasons, but embarrassment is not one of them.

Simeon: Still, I understand how it must be awkward for you.

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Simeon: …Raphael is a seraphim, the same as Michael and Lucifer. Being the youngest of the three, he looked up to and adored his older brothers to no end. …That is, until the Great Celestial War began. At the outbreak of the war, everyone was forced to choose sides between Lucifer and Michael. Raphael was no exception. In the end, Raphael chose Michael.

Lucifer: …

Simeon: To be honest, I was rather taken aback by his decision. I was sure that he would pick you, Lucifer.

Lucifer: Knowing him… He probably hasn’t forgiven me yet for what happened.

Simeon: *sad* Perhaps… The fact that you haven’t seen each other at all since the war doesn’t help either.

Why not apologize to Raphael when you see him?

Lucifer: *glare* Me, apologize? And what, pray tell, do I have to apologize for?

Simeon: *grimace* Ouch, Chise. You really hit a nerve with that one… 

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2. Wow, that IS awkward.

Lucifer: And now you understand why I loathe this situation.

Simeon: *reluctant* Still, I can understand where both of you are coming from.

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Lucifer: Besides, even if I decide to meet him, I’m sure all I’ll get is a lengthy sermon. *bitter* He does so enjoy dishing them out.

Simeon: Who knows? It could be his way of showing affection.

Lucifer: If so, his attempts are severely misguided.

Simeon: *sigh* …Even so, you must come tomorrow. Surely, you wouldn’t miss a chance to dine with us?

Lucifer: Drop it, I said.

Simeon: *soft smile* If you won’t come willingly, then I’ll simply have to drag you there.

Lucifer: …! All right, fine! I’ll go. Chise, you’re free tomorrow, aren’t you?

Yes.

Lucifer: Good. Make sure to keep it that way.

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2. Um, actually, I’m kinda busy…

Lucifer: It’s no use trying to bluff your way out. I can tell from your face that you’re lying. You will join me tomorrow.

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You want me to come along?

Lucifer: Yes. Your company will be a welcome distraction.

Simeon: Good call. Having Chise there might help keep things cool.

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2. You want me to help you deter Raphael?

Lucifer: As much as I wish that were the case… No. You’re to accompany me when we meet him tomorrow.

Simeon: There’s an idea. Chise’s presence can distract Raphael from having to talk to Lucifer.

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Lucifer: You’re to join us tomorrow, understood?

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Beelzeburger: I want to eat Luke and Sime…

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*outside HOL*

Simeon: *concerned* Wait, Chise! It’s late. I’ll walk you back.

Nah, it’s fine. I’ll be okay.

Simeon: *apologetic smile* Please, I insist. There’s something I want to talk to you about.

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2. Thanks, I’d like that.

Simeon: *smile* Great. I wanted to have a word with you in private.

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Simeon: Thank you back there for your help with Lucifer. To be honest, I wasn’t expecting him to be so against the idea of meeting Raphael. Long-winded lectures, awkwardness over the situation with Michael… Normally, that sort of thing doesn’t bother Lucifer. So, I was thinking there might be something else. Some deeper reason why Lucifer doesn’t want to meet Raphael. 

Simeon: *grimace* Well, I think I have a general idea of what it might be. But after observing Lucifer’s behaviour in the Devildom, I’ve come to realize that he’s still fundamentally the same person at his core. So I’m not too worried. *smile* Still, I’d appreciate it if you could give me a hand in helping him tomorrow. I’m certain Raphael has more than a few things to say to him.

Leave it to me!

Simeon: I knew I could trust you with this. Lucifer was right to have you accompany him.

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2. I don’t know if I can be of any help.

Simeon: Don’t worry. You just have to be there and stand up for Lucifer when necessary.

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Luke: *pant* *pant* I might have gone overboard with the shopping…

Solomon: *patient smile* What did I tell you?

Luke: Hm…? Chise! Simeon!

Simeon: You’re late, Luke.

Luke: There were just too many dishes I wanted Raphael to try during his first visit to the Devildom, and it took a while to buy all the ingredients.

Simeon: *taken aback* Do you mean to say these are all for Raphael’s welcome party?

Luke: Yeah… *unsure* I guess I might have bought too much, huh?

Simeon: *amused* Haha, I’m sure he’ll appreciate the thought.

Luke: *perks up* I wasn’t sure how I would manage at first, but luckily, I ran into Solomon on the way home. He helped me carry the bags all the way here.

Simeon: *nod* Thank you for that, Solomon.

Solomon: *pleasant smile* It’s no trouble at all.

You’re really kind, Solomon.

Solomon: *delighted* I just happened to bump into him on my way to pick you up, that’s all.

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2. Looking forward to the food tomorrow!

Luke: *excited* Just watch! I’m going to make all the awesome meals and sweets I’ve tasted here in the Devildom! I had Barbatos teach me all the recipes! That being said, Simeon will be doing most of the cooking…

Simeon: You’re not just a helper anymore, Luke. Look at all those delicious desserts you’ve been making.

Luke: *smile* Really? That means a lot coming from you, Simeon.

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Solomon: *serious* So, Raphaels’ coming, is he…?

Simeon: Wait, do you know him by any chance, Solomon? Would you like to join us tomorrow?

Solomon: *smile* Are you sure? Well then, I wouldn’t refuse an invitation. 

Luke: *beaming* The more, the merrier! Plus, I did get all these groceries, so we need all the help we can get!

Solomon: Shall we get going then, Chise?

Simeon: We’ll see you tomorrow, okay?

Luke: Bye!

*Simeon & Luke leave**

Solomon: So, Raphael did visit the Devildom in the past. Or is it our presence that’s somehow changed things? Either way, it seems like it’ll be Raphael’s first time seeing the brothers since the war. It may be a good opportunity for them.

I agree.

Solomon: I hope their relations can change for the better. I’m sure your presence will help lessen the tension too.

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2. Are you sure things won’t get complicated?

Solomon: *worried* It’s hard to say for sure. Both of them are pretty stubborn, after all… I doubt anything disastrous will happen, though. *relaxes, smiles* Besides, you’ll be there. I’m sure you’ll work your magic.

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Solomon: *wider smile* Tomorrow promises to be exciting.

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monSOLO: Job well done.

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*HOL dining room*

Simeon: Thank you for coming today, everyone. Chise, Solomon, I’d like you to meet Raphael.

Raphael: *nod* Pleased to meet you.

Long time no see!

Raphael: Excuse me…? I’m sorry, have we met?

Solomon: *jumps* Oh, sorry about that! *patient smile* That’s just how Chise and I greet friends within our circle. We say stuff like that–regardless of whether we’ve met before–as a means of breaking the ice.

Raphael: …What a peculiar tradition.

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2. Likewise, Raphael.

Raphael: So you are Chise. Simeon’s told me so much about you.

Simeon: *smiling fondly* Chise’s one of the nicest people I’ve ever encountered! I’m sure you’ll quickly be friends.

Raphael: *exasperated* And when have any of your acquaintances not been nice? You say the same thing about every single person you introduce me to. Anyway, it’s nice to meet you.

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Lucifer: It’s been a while since we last met.

Raphael: …In more ways than one. Where are your brothers, by the way?

Lucifer: Out and about, running errands for Diavolo.

Raphael: I’ll take that to mean they’ve successfully excused themselves for the day.

Lucifer: *resigned* …Indeed, it would seem so.

Raphael: Cowering in their boots that I’ll rain my spears down upon them? They haven’t changed one bit, have they? They’re right, though. I did intend on doing as much.

Th-That’s terrifying…!

Raphael: Sorry, I didn’t catch that.

Simeon: *touching back of neck with nervous smile* C-Catch what? I didn’t hear anything! Isn’t that right, Chise?

Raphael: …If you say so. Let’s move along then. 

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2. Exactly. They’re always like that.

Raphael: You seem to know them well.

Lucifer: No surprise there, considering how they give Chise no shortage of trouble at the House of Lamentation.

Raphael: Interesting. I didn’t think anyone besides you and I was capable of putting up with their nonsense.

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Raphael: Truth be told, however, I’m only here to check on Simeon and Luke, not on you or your brothers.

Lucifer: *frown* In that case, I see no reason to offer my hospitality.

Luke: *nervous* I-Is it just me, or did it suddenly get colder in here…?

Solomon: *pained smile* It feels like the Devildom’s about to freeze over.

Simeon: *also pained smile* A-Anyway, why don’t we go ahead and eat?!

Luke: *nod* Y-Yeah, great idea! *perks up* Simeon replicated the Devildom dishes I thought were tasty AND recreated some Celestial food using Devildom ingredients!

Raphael: How fascinating.

Lucifer: I can’t remember the last time I had food from the Celestial Realm. I’m impressed you were able to recreate them with ingredients from the Devildom.

Simeon: *nod* I did my best to ensure the flavours were close to the original, so it should be to your liking. Here you go, Chise. This is for you.

Thank you.

Lucifer: *surprised* …Hm.

Luke: Hmm?

Simeon: *shocked* Urk…?!

Lucifer: *in disgust* Bleugh!

Simeon: Ack…! *cough* *cough*

Luke: UUUUGH!

Solomon: *innocent confusion* Hm? What’s wrong?

Lucifer: *dismayed* M-My tongue feels as though it’s on fire…!

Simeon: How on earth did this happen?! It was perfectly fine when I tasted it earlier!

Luke: This is it… I’m… done for… Everything’s fading… to black…

Was it the ingredients?

Simeon: It can’t be… Like I said, I made sure to taste everything, and besides, none of the seasonings I used could possibly create this sort of flavour.

Luke: Who was the last person to work on this?

Solomon: *delighted smile* Me. I thought the flavour was lacking, so I put a few things in.

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2. Solomon, did you do something?

Solomon: *delighted smile* I did. I thought the flavour was lacking, so I tossed in a few extra spices.

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Lucifer: *scowling* Ugh…! That explains things!

Luke: How you managed to do this with seasoning alone is beyond me…

Simeon: *eyes widen* This is bad…! Who knows what Raphael will tell Michael if he finds out we’ve been eating this sort of food…?

We need to trick him.

Simeon: *unsure* Trick him? But how? He’s already eating.

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2. We’ve got to keep him from blabbing.

Lucifer: *serious* That appears to be our only choice. How shall we go about silencing him?

Simeon: W-Wait! Isn’t there some other way? Something less violent?

Lucifer: It’s too late now. He’s already taken a bite.

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Raphael: … 

Simeon: *nervous smile* Er, Raphael…?

Raphael: …What is this?

Simeon: I can explain…

Raphael: *smiles* It tastes absolutely divine!

Simeon: *taken aback* What?

Lucifer: Has he gone mad?

Raphael: *munch* *munch* *gulp* …This is delicious! Does every meal in the Devildom taste like this? These Celestial dishes recreated with Devildom ingredients are *munch* *munch* really good too. They taste almost like the real thing. *happy smile* It looks like I’ll have to change my assessment of the Devildom. *slurp*

Simeon: *uncertain smile* I’m not sure what just happened, but… I guess we’re okay?

Lucifer: *in disbelief* He’s practically inhaling his food… 

Luke: Does he even have taste buds? I’m not sure what to think of him anymore…

Raphael: I’ll have another serving, please.

Simeon: W-Well… As long as he’s happy, that’s all that matters.

Lucifer: *cracks a smile* Pfft… *chuckle* Look at you, stuffing your face like a child.

Raphael: There’s no need to mock me. Why don’t you hurry up and eat too?

Lucifer: It’s all right. I’ve had my fill. You can have my plate.

Raphael: *smile* Fine. No take backs.

Lucifer: *fond chuckle*

Simeon: *soft excitement* Is it just me, or do they seem to be getting along…?

Solomon: *grinning* I’m so glad I added those extra seasonings.

Lucifer: *scowl, head shake* Don’t you EVER do that again, you hear me?

Solomon: *jumps in surprise* Huh? But why?

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Text chat: Fab Snap 1 (from House of Lamentation (New)(8))

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Asmo: Attention, everyone!

Asmo: I, Asmodeus, have been selected as the official Ambassador for Fab Snap!

Asmo: 😍

Good for you.

Uh-huh.

Levi: LMAO I’m dying at how unimpressed Chise sounds.

Asmo: Wait, why aren’t the REST of you saying anything?!

Asmo: Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of Fab Snap?!

Asmo: Gosh, you’re all hopeless. Listen, Fab Snap is…

Levi: Uh, hello? We have accounts too. In fact, YOU’RE the one that made them for us.

Mammon: Just how observant can ya be?

Mammon: Anyway, I don’t really get what an ambassador is.

Satan: They’re essentially a spokesperson for a brand if I’m not mistaken.

Asmo: I can’t believe you don’t know how amazing it is to be chosen as an ambassador for Fab Snap.

Asmo: I’m ashamed to call you guys my brothers!

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DDSimeon: This will be a good experience.

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Thirteen: *shakes head, pouting in disapproval* Hey, Mephisto! What’s the big idea, calling me out here like this? Because it’d better be important. 

Raphael: *scratches head in confusion* Similarly, I see no reason why I was summoned. 

Mephisto: *scoffs in exasperation, shaking head* Oh, give it a rest. You’re here because I have business with you, obviously. The Newspaper Club is following the latest on the massive interest in Dame culture. Of course, that means interviewing Queen Rose. I presume you aren’t disinterested in her existence?

Thirteen: *presses finger to her cheek, tilting head thoughtfully* Well, sure. She’s kind of a big deal. Who wouldn’t want to rub elbows with her? 

Raphael: *dips head slightly* Hm, she is one of Diavolo’s closer acquaintances. Getting to know his circle of friends might shed some light on his true nature.

Mephisto: *hands on hips, glaring* I don’t care for what you’re insinuating, Raphael. 

Raphael: *shakes head* Then stop asking angels for favours.

Mephisto: *exasperated noise of dismissal* In any case... As I’ve already discussed with Chise, interviews will be conducted in full Dame regalia. Which should be a fulfilling experience in and of itself.

Thirteen: *perks up with an excited smile* Ooh, I’ve been wanting to try my hand at a Dame look! Chise, you’re going to be helping out with this, too? 

Sure am!

Thirteen: *beams enthusiastically* Cool, I guess that means I’m in.

Raphael: *hum of assent* I heard that Lucifer has participated in these sorts of activities as well, so I’m mildly intrigued by them. I’ll join in, too.

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2. I can’t wait to do all of your makeup!

Thirteen: *giggles brightly* And I’ll make you look just as lovely!

Raphael: *blandly as usual* I suppose if I learnt the techniques, I could recreate them myself.

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Angeluke: Is this really necessary?

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*Majolish*

Thirteen: So, Mephisto. You’re hell-bent on doing this Dame thing, but... *frowns disapprovingly, scolding* ...you’re not fired up about any of it! Not the makeup, not the outfits, nothing!

Mephisto: *tilts head with a noise of confusion* All I want is an understanding of the subject matter. You’re all here to help me with the logistics.

Thirteen: *smirks confidently* Whatever! Chise’s going to model for your benefit, so you’d better learn! But first, we’ve got to comb through these potential outfits and pick the perfect one... Hold this, would you?

*camera shake*

Mephisto: *wide-eyed disbelief* Is that absolutely necessary?

Raphael: *squints* There’s more than thirty of them.

Mephisto: *shakes head in exasperation* Just grab one and be done with it! It doesn’t matter which!

Thirteen: *glares stubbornly* You REALLY don’t get it, do you? Chise, go on and spell it out for these blockheads! 

It has to match the makeup.

Thirteen: *scornfully* Exactly! And it’s not just that! Dame fashion is all about head-to-toe styling! *exasperated* There’s no way you’d get a feel for it from one dress.

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2. Accessorizing is just as important.

Raphael: You mean that things like shoes and jewelry are also important elements? 

Mephisto: *hums thoughtfully* True, they can change an outfit’s entire look.

Thirteen: *nods* Ooh, full points to Mephisto. The basics of fashion apply just as much to Dame looks!

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Thirteen: *giggles in excitement, smiling wide* Okay, Chise! Have a seat! I did a ton of research for this, so I’m going to make you look exceptionally exquisite!

Raphael: *scratches head in utter confusion, expression thoroughly perplexed and lost* Hm, so this is what you use to apply makeup... And this really is no small number of dresses... 

Mephisto: *smiles* Chise is to undergo a transformation, then? That wouldn’t be a bad article, in and of itself.

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ButlerBarb: I shall be counting on an ex...

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Thirteen: Okay, we’re done! *giggles, eyes crinkle in proud delight* Feast your eyes on this! Chise’s finished Dame look!

Mephisto: *eyes widen in shock* …!

Raphael: *eyes similarly widen in shock* So, that’s... Chise as a Dame... 

Raphael: … 

*both of them stand beside one another in silence for a moment, just staring at MC*

What, no comments?

Mephisto: *averts eyes* Ah… 

Raphael: *also averts eyes* Er… 

Thirteen: *true and total exasperation, scoffing in disappointment with them both* Geez, you’re just acting like a pair of bug-eyed, slack-jawed idiots!

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Why aren’t you guys saying anything?

Mephisto: *shoots Raphael a demanding glare* Raphael, you field this one.

Raphael: *pouty discomfort* Shouldn’t you? You’re the more eloquent one.

Thirteen: *complete exasperation, shaking head in admonishment* Okay, then I’ll say what you two tongue-tied dolts can’t.

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Thirteen: *smiles prettily, meeting eyes with confidence* Basically, you’re too beautiful for words. Which I totally get. I’m pretty enchanted by you, too. 

Thirteen: *giggles in delight, happy sparkles* You nailed the look, Chise! I wish we could go parade you around the Devildom, or something.

Mephisto: *finally smiles again, relaxed* Perhaps the front page of the newspaper would be a decent equivalent. *expression falls into a weirded-out grimace* ...More importantly, Raphael. What is that awful mess on your face?

Raphael: *touches chin with a mild noise of confusion* I don’t think it’s all that bad.

Thirteen: *grimaces, humming awkwardly* Uh, well...it’s something...? You, um, put in a pretty good effort for a newbie.

Raphael: *meets eyes with a confused little frown* Chise, what do you think?

You tried really hard!

Thirteen: *smiles sweetly* See? Chise agrees with me.

Mephisto: *heaves a sigh* Hmph. It would have been better to tell him the truth.

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Let’s just...tidy that up for you. 

Raphael: *frowns in confusion* What, this isn’t good enough?

Mephisto: *heaves a sigh* If we used that look in the article, our readers would all run for the hills. 

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Mephisto: *frowns thoughtfully* …

Thirteen: *tilts head* What’s up?

Mephisto: Oh, I was just thinking how caught up everyone is in other demons’ Dame looks. Practically every form of media is reporting on the fad, in one way or another. And I refuse to get lost in the shuffle. So, we need to take a different approach. 

Mephisto: *smirks confidently* In short, what the RAD Newspaper has to feature are the exchange students’ Dame styles!

Thirteen: *exasperated disapproval* You just want to show off how good Chise looks, don’t you?

Raphael: *small little smile, inclining head sincerely* It’s your turn next, Mephistopheles.

Thirteen: *perks up with a giggle* Ooh, Chise’s already got a makeup brush in both hands. You’re just raring to go, huh?

Mephisto: *eyes widen with a noise of protest, expression aghast* Why should I have to put on a full face?!

Raphael: *still smiling sweetly, containing amusement* It’s for the good of your Dame research. 

I want to see you looking your Dame-iest ♡

Mephisto: *slumps in pouty defeat* Tch…!

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It’s important to experience these sorts of things for yourself.

Raphael: I’ve heard that true reporters are the ones that put their own bodies on the line. 

Mephisto: ...Fine, I can’t argue with that!

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Thirteen: *giggles happily* So, are you ready or what?

Mephisto: *shakes head with a heavy sigh* ...It seems I have no choice. Fine! Do whatever you want! 

End.

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Text chat: A Bold New Trend in the Celestial Realm?! (from Raph)

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AsmoBaby: The heart eggs are so cute!

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Mephisto: *shakes head with a frown* Hmph. Well, that was an extraordinarily easy catch. I thought this would be more of a challenge. 

Raphael: *nod* There’s certainly nothing wrong with keeping things simple. But, let’s see what it holds first. 

Raphael: *raises brows in surprise* ...Hm? There’s no seam.

Mephisto: *hums thoughtfully* Let me see. Throwing it to the ground ought to do the job.

*camera shake*

Mephisto: *shakes head grimly* It didn’t break...

Raphael: *scratches head, grimacing worriedly* That reminds me. When they explained the rules, didn’t they say that clues would be hidden around campus as well?

Mephisto: Ah, I was wondering what we’d need hints for. But, that would make sense. So, what we’re really looking for is something to crack these eggs.

I get the feeling that it’s not around here, though.

Mephisto: *nods in agreement* Not likely. We’ll have to move. With RAD being as spacious as it is, though, we ought to each pick an area to scour. 

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2. Should we split up and search?

Raphael: *nods* I think that would be a good idea. 

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Raphael: *touches chin thoughtfully* I’m sure it goes without saying, but try to grab any eggs you see along the way, too. We’ll meet back up in the rear garden in thirty minutes.

*fade to RAD stairwell*

*flash of sparkly white light, magical glittery noises*

Thirteen: *giggles, wiggling hips in delight* Hehe. Fly, my pretties! Go give everyone a run for their money! 

Thirteen: *smiles cheerfully in greeting* Oh, Chise! Judging by your basket, you’re joining the whole egg hunt thing, huh? 

Thirteen: Who, me? *shakes head with a smile* Nah, I’m sitting this one out. Buuuuut, to make things a little more interesting, I’ve thrown some fake ones into the mix.

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Angeluke: Those were some cute eggs.

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Thirteen: *cheerfully* Pro tip—the hallways only have fake eggs, so don’t even bother with them. 

Are you sure you should be telling me that?

Thirteen: *wiggles coyly* Well, that does take some of the fun out of it, but...you’re a special case. 

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2. Thanks, that was nice of you.

Thirteen: *beams with a giggle, dipping head coyly, heart sparkles* Hehe, you think so? Well, I know how seriously you’re taking this, so I don’t want you to waste too much time.

*"let me in" gate meme* LET ME FLIRT. LET ME FLIIIIIIRT.

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Thirteen: Hm? You’re looking for eggs and something else?

Yeah, a way to open them.

Thirteen: *giggles, eye-crinkling smile* Figures that you’d have realized there was a trick to it, Chise.

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2. Yep. Have you seen any clues around here?

Thirteen: *giggles, straightening proudly* Heh. You’ve come to the right reaper, Chise.

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Thirteen: I did stumble across a hint. It said “use matching magic.” So, like, that one you’re holding has a raindrop on it, which probably means...  

*flash of white, water splashing noises*

Thirteen: *grinning with a delight giggle, happy sparkles* Yep, that was it! A nice, clean break. Hey, and it’s got a carrot card inside! Sweet, that’s a whole ten points. 

Thirteen: *pouts, sighs regretfully* Well, as fun as it’s been, I’ve got places to be, and fake eggs to throw around. *smiles* Good luck, Chise! I’ll be rooting for you.

*fade to open flower field*

Mephisto: *growls pissily, scowling* Tch! What is with these fake eggs? They’re crowding around me! 

Mephisto: *frowning severely* …Chise! Perfect timing. I require your aid!

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monSOLO: Could it be a souvenir?

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Mephisto: *hands on hips* These fake eggs are getting in my way. Can’t you do something about that? 

Use magic.

*flash of white, electric zappies*

Mephisto: *smiles, impressednHm, nicely done. You managed to disperse the fake ones only. 

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2. Call them over to you.

Mephisto: *frowns, shaking head*I doubt they’ll go quite so willingly...

Mephisto: *eyes widen in disbelief* Well, I’ll be. They rushed right on over. That might be one way to separate the fakes from the other eggs, actually.

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Mephisto: *shakes head with a hum of concern* Thanks to Chise, we’ve managed to find a decent number of real eggs, but perhaps this still isn’t enough. *sighs tiredly, brows drawn* If those forgeries didn’t exist, then we wouldn’t have had to stop and check every single one.

Raphael: *straight-faced* What if I added these to the pile?

Mephisto: *wide-eyed gasp* Raphael! Are those all event eggs?!

Raphael: *nods* Yes. I found a classroom that hadn’t been infiltrated yet, so I scoured it from top to bottom. 

This should be plenty, right?

Mephisto: *nods, smiles sincerely* Indeed. Now we simply need to open them.

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2. That’s amazing!

Raphael: *shakes head, blank as usual* While I appreciate the praise, it was just a stroke of good luck. 

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Raphael: Now the problem is getting them open. What sort of hints did we end up finding, all together?

Mephisto: *frowns in thoughtful consideration* “Unravel the riddle,” “try heating things up,” and “use matching magic.” ...*shakes head with a grimace* Hmm. None of them seem to match.

Raphael: *tilts head thoughtfully* Chise, you’ve already tried the one that mentions magic, right? Then, if the ones with water drops open with an appropriate spell... We should have Chise cast something on the ones with flame and wind designs on them, too.

Mephisto: *straightens up seriously* I’ll work on the ones with puzzles on them. 

Raphael: *touches chin thoughtfully* Which leaves… *eyes widen in realization*

Mephisto: *serious* You won’t mind warming up the ones with pictures of chicks on them, would you, Raphael?

Raphael: *narrows eyes* … 

Raphael: *slumps in absolute defeat* …Fine, if I must.

(The face of a man humbled)

If you get stuck on any of the puzzles, just let us know.

Mephisto: *smiles proudly, but eyes are soft* Hmph! There’s no riddle I can’t solve. 

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2. Fire magic might work on the chick ones, too?

Raphael: *shakes head* I appreciate the offer, but I think that might be too much, too fast. I’ll use my own body heat for now. If that doesn’t work, then we’ll discuss other options.

(Pictured above: Mommy Raphael)

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Mephisto: *nods confidently* Right, let’s get to it.

*time skip*

*fade to RAD courtyard*

Raphael: *hums nervously* Hm, they’re about to announce the results of the egg hunt. And the winning team is... 

*flash of white*

*confetti falls on the screen*

*Mephisto and Raphael’s eyes widen*

Mephisto: *gasp of disbelief* It’s us!

Raphael: *inclines head, eyes still wide in his shock* It’s nice to have our hard work be rewarded.

Mephisto: *beams proudly, straightening with sheer confidence* Hmph. As if there was any doubt. 

Raphael: *grimaces* I don’t know, we did come down to the wire with the eggs with the chicks on them. *nods* Though, between Chise’s fire magic, and your jacket, Mephistopheles, we managed.

Mephisto: *smiles cheerfully with a nod* Mm, it was truly a team effort.

Mephisto: *raises brows* ...Ah, we’re being called up to receive our reward. *smiles genuinely, tilting his head towards companions in acknowledgment* Come along, you two. We’d better not keep everyone waiting.

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Text chat: Diavolo's Dinner Party (from The Fantastic Three(3))

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monSOLO: It's fun to make it together.

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Belphie: The messages you wrote inside these cards are all the same, aren’t they? 

Satan: Mine says “Thank you for inviting me to your party.”

Belphie: *nods* Mine says the exact same thing.

Raphael: *tilts head in genuine confusion* So? Every one of my cards has the same message inside. Is that a problem?

I think you’re missing the point...

Satan: *grimacing hum, brows drawn together in concern* Don’t you think it’d be more meaningful to personalize each message a little? You might end up with supplemental lessons because of this. 

Belphie: *sighs sympathetically* That would suck. 

Raphael: *expression falls into an unhappy look* Supplemental lessons are the last thing I need.

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2. This is just part of what makes his cards so unique.

Raphael: *nod* That’s right. Not to mention, I spent a lot of time making these cards.

Belphie: *frowns with a hum of concern, scratching cheek thoughtfully* Even so, these messages might reflect poorly on your grade.

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Raphael: Do you really think so?

Satan: *smiles encouragingly* Would you like to remake some of your cards with us? Belphie and I were just about to get started making our cards and Chise was going to help us by offering some advice.

You can help me with one of my assignments next time in exchange.

Raphael: *firm nod* I wasn’t sure what kind of message to write for everyone, so any advice would be better than nothing.

Belphie: *smiles kindly* Then it’s settled.

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2. Let’s make them together!

Raphael: *neutral nod* I wouldn’t want to get stuck with supplemental lessons due to a bad grade. Okay, we can make them together.

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Belphie: *hums thoughtfully* Do we have any materials to make cards? Maybe we should go out and buy some.

Satan: *shakes head* No, let’s look around and see if we can find any useful materials here. *smiles* You’d be surprised at what you can create with what’s at your disposal and a little imagination.

Raphael: *nod* All right. Let’s start looking for materials.

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Lucifer: I'm looking forward to it.

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Belphie: We found some coloured paper and some rolls of ribbon...

Raphael: Will this be enough for all of us?

It’s more than enough!

Belphie: *dips head with a sweet smile* If you say so. Let’s see what we can do with this.

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2. It’s not much...

Raphael: *looks down at their supplies with a grimace, rubbing his temples* The worried look on Chise’s face tells me this won’t be enough for all of us to make a decent card...

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Satan: I told you all before, all it takes is a little creativity. Let’s start by making the card first. *smiles warmly* Chise, if you have any advice, speak up at any time.

*time skip*

Satan: *chuckles eagerly to himself* I think I’ll try making a card shaped like a cat. Perhaps I should make one for myself too, so I don’t regret giving them all away...

Belphie: *noise of soft laughter under his breath* I want to use some of this ribbon on my card. Maybe if I round out the corner, it’ll look a little cuter.

Raphael: *exhales with an uncertain sigh* I was planning on doing something simple, but do you think I should add some kind of element of design to mine as well...? 

I think simple is best.

Raphael: *gives a small, appreciative little smile* You’re right. Simple is best.

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2. What if you made your card look like angel wings?

Raphael: *gives a small, appreciative little smile* That’s not a bad idea. I’ll try. 

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Belphie: *tilts head* Hm? Raphael, why does this one card look more elaborate than the others?

Raphael: *neutrally* That one is for Lucifer.

Satan: *brows draw together, perplexed* What’s so special about that guy...? 

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Beelzeburger: I also think I'll give Belphie...

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Satan: ...*smiles in satisfaction, chuckling happily* All right, I’m finished. I think my cards turned out rather nicely. They look just like the silhouette of a cat. 

Raphael: *neutral nod* My cards look much better after remaking them. 

Belphie: *smiles contentedly* Now that we’re all satisfied with how our cards turned out, all that’s left is figuring out what to write inside... *bows head with a noise of fond enthusiasm* I think I’ll start with someone easy, like Beel. I know exactly what I want to say to him. ...“Thank you for always waking me up before school.” *smiling* There.

Satan: *relaxed smile* I’ll start with Mammon. He was the one who told me about the old bookstore that carried the book I’ve been searching for.

Raphael: *smiles with shy enthusiasm* I’ll start by writing a message to Lucifer. There’s a lot I’d like to say to him. 

I think I’ll write a message for someone too.

Satan: *frowns with immediate intrigue* Who is your message for, Chise?

Belphie: *looks aside with a pout, kinda sulky* I’m curious too... 

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2. This is such a heart-warming assignment.

Satan: *brows draw together, looking at MC like they’re real weird* Really...? 

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Belphie: *smiles with a happy little hum* I’ll write one for Satan next. Your big brain has come in handy a few times, I guess. You deserve a little credit.

Satan: *narrows eyes with a scowl, shaking his head* I can’t tell if you’re complimenting or insulting me. ...But, thank you, I suppose. 

Satan: *presses hand over heart with a frown* You’re...apathetic at best most of the time, but your mere presence tends to lighten the mood. *smiles* You’ve helped me through certain situations in the past before as well. I’d like to thank you for that.

Belphie: *dips head with a warm, appreciative smile, maybe a little shy* Wow, you’ve never told me that before. Thanks. 

Boys are weird.

Raphael: *tilts head with a soft noise of confusion* What’s the point of writing a card if you can simply tell them in person...?

Belphie: *raises brows in surprise* Oh, you have a point.

Satan: *smiles reassuringly* Well, writing a card gives the receiver something tangible to remember how much you appreciate them. 

Raphael: *nod* I suppose that makes sense. 

Satan: It seems like everyone’s finished writing their cards. Why don’t we give each other our respective cards first?

Belphie: *approaches with his hand held out, smiling* Here. This one’s for you, Chise.

Satan: *steps closer with direct eye contact, smiling charmingly* I also made one for you, Chise. I hope you’ll accept it.

Raphael: *steps forward as well, expression neutral, but words a little hesitant* I’d like to give you your new card, Chise.

Open Satan’s card.

Satan: *eyes crinkle with his cheerful chuckle* I cut yours into the shape of a white cat. There’s even a little ribbon tied around its neck.

Satan: *expression softens, holding gaze with a relaxed smile of affection* It’s impossible for me to fit all of my feelings for you into a single message. *tips chin up confidently* My actions will have to make up for what I couldn’t say.

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2. Open Belphie’s card.

Belphie: *little noise of happiness, smiling* I put extra ribbons on your card, Chise. *softens voice, lacing it with intimate fondness* Thank you for always being there for me, even though I can be selfish at times. *dips head, looking out from beneath hair with a smile* I love you, Chise. I hope we’ll always be together.

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3. Open Raphael’s card.

Raphael: We haven’t known each other for very long. *firm nod* However, I believe that you have something special inside of you. *shakes head* If it weren’t for that, there’s no way you could deal with those seven unruly brothers for this long.

Raphael: *gives a small smile, eyes softening...even letting out a low little chuckle* I’m looking forward to us getting to know each other better from here on.

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Text chat: The Twins' Message Cards (from 67)

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Beel: Thank you for the card.

Belphie: Thank you for the card, Beel.

Beel: Yours looked really delicious with the bow attached to it.

Belphie: Please don’t accidentally eat it, okay?

Belphie: Besides, I thought your card looked way more delicious.

Belphie: It even smells like something sweet.

Beel: Of course it does.

Beel: It’s an edible candy card.

Belphie: Really?

Beel: Yeah, it’s all made with sugar.

Beel: I thought it’d be nice to have a card that you can eat after you’re done reading, so I made my own.

Beel: I had to stop myself from eating everyone’s cards a few times.

Belphie: That’s amazing.

Belphie: Won’t this card begin to melt if left in a warm room after a while, though?

Beel: Yeah, it will. So you had better eat it quickly.

Belphie: I’d like to admire your handiwork a little more, then I’ll eat it.

Belphie: Did you make sure to tell everyone that your card is made of sugar?

Beel: I think I forgot.

Belphie: Someone must be dealing with a sticky situation right about now.

Beel: Such a waste of a perfectly edible card.

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*browsing the Devildom supermarket*

Raphael: ...What is this?

Lucifer: Hm? Oh, the toxic chameleon? While I doubt you see them all that often in the Celestial Realm, here it is a rather common delicacy. 

Raphael: *eyes widen in disbelief, a bit horrified* Delicacy, you say? ...And what’s this “Death’s Door” sauce?

Lucifer: *amused smile, nodding in encouragement* That’s the spiciest hot sauce the Devildom has to offer. You ought to be able to stomach it, though.

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Raphael: *scratches at temple with an exasperated hum* Chise, please take this more seriously.

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2. You...probably don’t want to try that.

Raphael: *grimaces, hum of sincere doubt* It’s so murky... Is this really a condiment?

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Raphael: *eyes widen, expression troubled* And these crystals have...roses inside them? Surely they aren’t edible.

Lucifer: *smiling* Ah, blue rose crystal pickles. They’re absolutely delicious mixed into a slightly bitter black tea. 

Raphael: *shakes head with a grimace, haughtily turning up nose* I can’t say that any of this strikes me as...edible.

Lucifer: *enjoying every moment of this* None of it does, at first. That reminds me, have you tried Demonus yet? 

Raphael: What is that?

Lucifer: It’s an alcoholic beverage. We’ve seen quite a bit now, so let’s leave the tour at that. *smiles, nods* And, since we were discussing it, you should stop by for a drink. I’ll introduce you to all the best snacks to pair with Demonus.

Raphael: *nods, with a tentative sigh* That sounds nice, but...no strange foods, please.

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Mammoney: It's not like being much of...

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*Lucifer’s bedroom*

Raphael: *grimaces, humming doubtfully* What are these grotesque blobs? You mean to tell me that you actually eat this?

Lucifer: *barely-contained smirk* Those are Quetzalcoatl brains. Consider them your introduction to Devildom dining.

Raphael: *narrows eyes* ...You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?

Lucifer: *smile widens in delight, eyes crinkling* Chise, feel free to help yourself. You’ve said before that you enjoy these.

Raphael: ...That can’t be true.

One bite, and you’ll be hooked!

Lucifer: *nods encouragingly, smiling* They’re Belphie’s favorite, so they often appear on the menu at the House of Lamentation.

Raphael: *doubtful sniff* Is that so...? 

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2. Eh, they’re not all that great.

Raphael: *expression flattens* ...You see?

Lucifer: *glares with a huff* Chise, you were supposed to agree with me. 

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Lucifer: *smiles with a relenting sigh* Well, you don’t need to force yourself. You’ll have plenty of opportunities to try it later. More importantly, how would you like to sample some of that Death’s Door hot sauce? I would recommend applying some to this vampire bat sandwich for best results.

Raphael: *nods* …Hm. Well, it isn’t all that spicy. *nods again, more enthusiastically* And it’s tasty enough. I suppose it could be worse.

Th-That’s amazing!

Lucifer: *sighs grimly* Indeed. He didn’t so much as break a sweat. 

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2. It’s so spicy, you’ve lost your mind?

Raphael: *narrows eyes* How rude.

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Raphael: *tight-lipped smile, genuine little laugh of delight* Yes, I rather enjoy this. 

Lucifer: *shakes head, perplexed concern* Well, you’ve all but drowned your sandwich in it. Honestly, you have no sense of taste... 

Raphael: I’ve never thought so.

Lucifer: *sighs in defeat* If you’re not bothered by it, then that’s fine. 

Raphael: *smiles a little excitedly, engaged* What about that Demonus you were talking about, Lucifer? Let’s have a drink.

Lucifer: *chuckles fondly* Ah, yes. I’ll get one of the gold bottles, since this has turned into an impromptu welcome party. 

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Raphael: *smiles with a thoughtful hum* This Demonus goes down rather easily. It’s not half bad. 

Lucifer: *nods* I should hope so, given that you’re already on your third bottle. *amused chuckle* I suppose that means your high tolerance for alcohol is still alive and well.

Does it take a lot to get him drunk?

Lucifer: *nods, amused* Quite a lot. The only ones who could keep pace with him were Michael and myself. 

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2. Aren’t you knocking those back a little too quickly?

Raphael: *smiles* I could say the same of you, Chise. 

Lucifer: *shakes head in amusement* Ah, Demonus has no effect on humans. No matter how much they drink, it’s as if it was simply juice.

Raphael: *hums thoughtfully* Hm, the Devildom certainly has some intriguing beverages. 

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Lucifer: *makes a soft noise in throat, looking at Raphael with a smile* It really has been ages since we last drank together. 

Celestial Realm stories, please!

Lucifer: Raphael used to make spears rain down on my brothers quite frequently. 

Raphael: *shakes head* It’s not like I wanted to. They were simply too unruly.

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2. Going to look back on the good old days?

Lucifer: That does bring to mind this one time... We had stopped to do some brief sightseeing while on our way home from an inspection. We saw some spectacular scenery, but what I remember most vividly was—

Raphael: *genuine laugh of amusement* Michael’s face, once he heard that we had forgotten to purchase souvenirs. 

Lucifer: *laughs heartily, smiling wide* I never would have imagined that he’d mope so much over a few snacks.

Raphael: *eyes crinkle cheerfully, laughing merrily* Haha! Too true. 

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Raphael: *smiles* What of Simeon and Luke? How are they faring in the Devildom? I haven’t heard about any issues, but I’m curious as to how you two see things.

They’re living it up!

Lucifer: *nods, noise of agreement* Simeon in particular has taken to the Devildom, likely due to his adaptable personality. He no longer has trouble cooking with the ingredients available here, either.

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2. They’re doing their best.

Lucifer: *smiles* Especially given that Luke jumps at practically everything. Still, he’s adapted to the Devildom well enough, and is even taking cooking lessons from Barbatos.

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Raphael: *hums, nods enthusiastically* Good, good. It’s a relief to hear that they have been genuinely enjoying themselves.

Lucifer: *smiles teasingly* As should you, given that you’ve come all this way. Diavolo would certainly be pleased if you did. 

Raphael: *expression turns thoughtful* Is that…so? *soft little smile* In that case…

Raphael: *closes eyes, face relaxing*

Raphael: … 

Something wrong?

Raphael: Mm…

Lucifer: *nods with a fond sigh* Ah, he’s fast asleep. 

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2. Did the Demonus finally catch up to him?

Lucifer: *sighs fondly* Apparently so. I was so wrapped up in the conversation that I failed to notice that we had finished a ninth bottle along the way.

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Lucifer: *hums* It’s been an eternity since I’ve seen Raphael this drunk. Perhaps not since the last time we were with Michael... 

Lucifer: *amused, brows drawing together in a look of exasperated affection* While he can generally hold his liquor, too much of it puts him straight to sleep. And it isn’t something that happens often. Chise, you’ve gotten to see something ought to be kept a secret from my brothers.

You have my silence.

Lucifer: *chuckles, smiling wide* A wise decision.

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2. That’s awfully considerate of you, Lucifer.

Lucifer: *smirks flirtatiously* That kind of empty praise won’t get you anywhere.

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Lucifer: *nods* I hope that the two of you will get along well, as fellow exchange students. 

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Text chat: Friends from High Places (from The Angels(3))

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Simeon: You helped show Raphael around the downtown area, didn’t you?

Simeon: Thank you for that, Chise.

Simeon: If you happen to catch his expression soften ever so slightly, that means he’s enjoying himself.

Simeon: Did you get much of a chance to speak with him?

I think we’ll get along just fine!

Simeon: Good, I’m glad to hear it. 

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2. My impression of him sure changed.

Luke: I don’t know him all that well, so you’re going to have to tell me everything!

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Simeon: He might seem distant, but he’s actually a big softie.

Simeon: I’d be happy if the two of you became friends.

Luke: No fair. I wanted to help show him around.

Simeon: Well, when it comes to the Devildom, Lucifer would be more knowledgable.

Luke: I know lots, too!

I’ll make sure you get invited next time.

Luke: Pinky promise!

Simeon: Mm, we’ll talk about it again another day.

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2. Why don’t we take him somewhere else?

Luke: Yes!

Luke: Simeon, we should show Raphael around a place he hasn’t been to yet!

Simeon: 🙂‍↕️

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Simeon: I’m sure there’s still plenty of those left to choose from.