Too Good to Be True (Asmo)
Before the Big Day (Lucifer)
The Road to Marriage (Newspaper)
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ButlerBarb:Β Let's meet at the ceremon...
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*HOL dining room*
Lucifer: *arms crossed* So, an important figure here in the Devildom is getting married.Β They want four people from the House of Lamentation to attend the ceremony.Β
Mammon: *shakes head* A wedding ceremony? Why canβt you just go for us, Lucifer?
Lucifer: *shakes head* It just so happens that I have another arrangement that day, leaving me unable to attend the wedding. Thus, I want Mammon, Satan, Belphie...Β Β
Lucifer: β¦and Chise to attend.
Ugh...
Lucifer: *narrows eyes in warning* Why do you look so displeased?Β
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2. Okay.
Mammon: *exasperated* Ya know, you should really think about what youβre agreeinβ to before you actually agree to something...
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Beel: *smiles dreamily* But, youβll get to eat some good food. I wish I could go.
Mammon: *shrugs* Well then, be my guest.
Lucifer: *flat glare* Absolutely not. The last time Beel attended a wedding, he ate all the food and caused a huge scene. *sighs grimly* The only one Iβm worried about is you, Mammon.Β
Mammon: *wide-eyed shock* Why me?!
Fair enough.
Mammon: *glares* Whatβs that sβposed to mean?!
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2. He wonβt do anything.
Mammon:Β Of course not! The Great Mammon would never cause any problems!
Satan: *shakes head with a heavy sigh* Youβre the definition of βproblem.β
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Lucifer: The ceremony will be attended by many Devildom celebrities. *scowls darkly* Everyone better be on their best behaviour!
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Beelzeburger:Β I asked for souvenirs.
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*Demon Lordβs Castle grand hall*
Mammon: *grimaces, shaking head nervously* Wow, so many people.Β
Satan: *nods* Everywhere I look, the next person is more famous than the last.Β
Belphie: *sighs with slumped shoulders, pouting* This wedding ceremony is the worst... Iβm so nervous I canβt eat at all.
Satan:Β Letβs just try not to stand out and quickly get through this night.Β
Mammon: *grimly* For once, I agree with you...Β
Mammon: *sidles closer, expression a little pensive* ...Hey, Chise. Look at the couple. They look so happy... *frowns thoughtfully* I wonder what itβs like to be married...
Mammon: ...What do you think itβd be like if you and I got married?
I think every day would be a lot of fun.
Mammon: *grins cheerfully, chuckling* Yeah, me too.Β I never get bored around you.Β
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2. Weβd fight all the time.
Mammon: *somber* Right? Weβd argue so much. *laughs softly, smiling* But, that could be fun too, right?
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Mammon: *pensive* Now that I think about it...marriage might not be such a bad thing after all.Β
I canβt imagine you getting married to someone.
Mammon: *brows draw together a little sadly* Right? Me neither.Β
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2. Do you want to get married?
Mammon: *looks aside with a blush* W-Well...before I didnβt...want to...Β But now...I guess...Iβm thinking that I...might want to someday.
Mammon: *meets eyes with a quiet noise of affection, expression soft and wanting* If itβs with you...
Mammon: *closes eyes, shaking head in embarrassment* ...N-Never mind! Ignore that! Forget it!
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Belphie: *chuckles quietly, smiling cutely* In that case, what do you think itβd be like to marry me?Β
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L3V1:Β I can imagine what married life...
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Belphie: *smiles sincerely, humming softly with his thoughts* If we got married...Iβm sure Iβd sleep in all the time and youβd come to wake me up.
Howβs that any different from now?
Belphie: *raises brows in surprise* β¦True.Β
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2. Iβd wake you up gently.
Belphie: *soft, happy chuckle, eyes crinkling at the thought* Iβd wake up on the right side of bed every morning if the first thing I saw was you...Β
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Belphie: *happy noise, holding eye contact with a longing smile* Weβd go to bed together and then when Iβd wake up, youβd be there. Youβd be the last thing I see before I shut my eyes and the first thing I see when I open them...Β
Belphie: *eyes crinkle again with another soft chuckle, lifting one shoulder bashfully* ...I like the thought of that. That makes me wanna get married.
Belphie: *makes eye contact again, softly cheerful* So, what do you say? Should we get married, Chise?
Sure, why not?
Belphie: Hm? *attentive, eager* Really? Iβm serious, you know. *smile widens happily* Iβll definitely make you happy.Β
Mammon: *butts in with an outraged scowl* DβAAAH! Thereβs no way you two are getting married! Thatβs ridiculous!
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2. You shouldnβt say such things so lightheartedly, you know.
Belphie:Β *looks down in hurt disappointment, a bit pouty* Iβm not asking just for fun...
Satan: *sighs heavily with a shake of his head* Stop putting Chise in an awkward position.
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Satan: *touches chin thoughtfully, growing pensive* Marriage, huh... Iβve never even considered getting married before...Β
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LordDiavolo:Β Looks like you're having fun.
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Satan: *hums thoughtfully with a smile, making eye contact* What do you think marrying someone like me would be like? *laughs sheepishly, dipping head bashfully* I bet youβd come to me angry about reading books all day instead of spending time with you.
Sounds about right.
Satan: *laughs cheerfully, eyes crinkling* Heh. I can picture it already. *sincere eye contact* That could be fun, though.Β
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2. Thatβs just who you are.
Satan: *lifts chin with a cheerful laugh, eyes crinkling* Can I take that to mean youβre accepting me as I am?Β
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Satan: *touches chest, smiling* There is one thing I can say for sure, though.Β If weβd get married, Iβm sure life would be very peaceful. *eyes crinkle, genuine* I wouldnβt have a care in the world.Β
I feel the same way.
Satan: *laughs bashfully, sincerely pleased* Yeah? Thatβs good... *affection eye contact* I think weβd do well if we married.Β
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2. I like shaking things up every once in a while.
Satan: *chuckles, eyes soft* Heh. Is the simple life too boring for you?Β Letβs mix things up a little sometimes.
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*applause sounds out*
Mammon: *eyes widen, perplexed* W-Whatβs happening? Everyoneβs started gathering for something.
Belphie: *serious* The bride is about to throw the bouquet...Β
Satan: *nods, touching chin with a frown* They say whoever catches it will be the next one to get married...Β
Mammon: *jumps with wide eyes* Huuuh?! *FIERCE burning eyes, with jaw-clenching challenge* That bouquet is mine.
Belphie: *shakes head, eyes flat* In your dreams.
Satan: Hmph. *nods grimly* You all look pretty serious about this. Iβm in.
Guys, stop it.
Mammon: *glares* The fightβ¦
Belphie: *glares* β¦for Chiseβ¦Β
Satan: *glares* β¦is on!
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2. Well, then I wanna join too!
Mammon: *flatly* Even if Iβm up against you, I wonβt give up!Β
Satan: *flatly* The bouquet is mine.
Belphie: *flatly* Once itβs mine, Iβm not letting go.Β
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*whoosh through air*
Mammon: *eyes widen* Here it comes! Haah...!
Satan: *pissed scowl of determination* Out of my way!
*crunch* *camera shake*
Mammon:Β Ouch! *sulks* Donβt step on me!
Belphie: *glowers* Itβs mine!
*SMACK* *camera shake*
Mammon: *glaring* ARGH!
Satan: *thunderous* NNGAAH!
Belphie: *enraged* GRRRR!
*fwump* *camera shake*
Satan: *eyes widen in shock* Huh�
Mammon: *eyes widen in shock* All four of us...
Belphie: *eyes widen in shock* ...caught it at the same time...
Satan: *scowls* Β Itβs mine!
Mammon: *scowls* No, mine!
Belphie: *scowls, shaking head* Give it to me!
I donβt care anymore.
Satan: *scowls, shaking head* Let go!
Mammon: *glares* No, YOU let go!
Belphie: *grunts, pissy* Donβt pull on my clothes...
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2. Iβm not letting go!
Satan: HEY! *glare of outrage* No grabbing hands!Β
Mammon: *glares right back* Stop shoving me in the face then!Β
Belphie: Nk! *scowls* Stop kicking me!
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*SLAP* *KICK* *PUNCH*
*camera shaking*
Mammon: *gasps in horror* Hey! The bouquet...Β
Satan: *expression falls* Itβs been torn apart...
Belphie: *winces* Ah...! Thatβs got to be bad luck for sure...
Mammon: *wide-eyed* H-Hey... I think everyoneβs starinβ at us.
Satan: *sighs with a grimace, looking down in embarrassment* This is...awkward...
Belphie: β¦*simply sighs* *doomed resignation*
β¦β¦*dreadful time skip*β¦β¦
β¦β¦*fade to HOL dining room*β¦β¦
Lucifer: *enveloped in a dark, ominous miasma*
Lucifer: *eyes flat, absolutely PISSED*Β
Lucifer: *FIERCE scowling* Youβ¦!Β
*crack of lighting, THUNDER noises*
Lucifer: *arms crossed, yelling* I warned you loud and clear not to make a scene while at the wedding! Yet, here you all are acting like a bunch of delinquents! Every time I leave you unattended you always find a way to cause trouble...Β
Mammon: *shoulders slouch in fearful dismay* Why...
Satan: *sighs heavily, looking down with a shake of his head* ...did it turn into this...?
Belphie: *sighs as well, pouting* This sucks...
End.
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Text chat:Β A Funny Show (from The Fantastic Three(3))
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Lucifer: Forgive me, Lord Diavolo.
Lucifer: I heard about the scene they caused during the bouquet toss.
Diavolo: Yes. It was quite the sight.
Diavolo: I've never seen everyone get so excited over a single bouquet of flowers. It was quite interesting.
Barbatos: The newlyweds even seemed to enjoy it quite a lot.
Lucifer: Watching that pathetic fight?
Diavolo: It was quite a good show.
Diavolo: It's been a while since I laughed that much.
Barbatos: When everyone finally realized that the flowers ended up scattered everywhere during their brawl, their faces were priceless.
Diavolo: Yes, that was hilarious.
Diavolo: Everyone had a good laugh.
Diavolo: Was that your idea?
Lucifer: No, not at all.
Diavolo: I had no idea you had such a good eye for comedy.
Diavolo: There's a party next week. Can you think of something for then, too?
Diavolo: Something that would make everyone laugh, please.
Barbatos: I'm looking forward to your next show.
Lucifer: Okay.
Lucifer: I don't know what exactly I'm getting myself into...
Lucifer: ...but I suppose I'll invite them along again.
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Iβll be real, obviously I love them all but Iβm not here for them. IβM HERE FOR THE MAGIC! IT WAS NEVER ABOUT ROMANCING SOME DEMONS IT WAS ABOUT GAINING MAGIC AND FOLLOWING AFTER MY MENTOR IN THE MAGIC FIELD. I WANNA BE THE MOST POWERFUL WIZARD IN ALL REALMS
Obey Me! || Satan Devilgram || Love From Cover To Cover || Spoilers
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I can confidently say that, in my humble opinion, Satan's new Devilgram is MUCH better than Lucifer's.
I won't spoil too much... but this was too cute and sweet and suggestive, I simply cannot stop myself from posting about it! ( ΛΆα΅ α΅ α΅ΛΆ )
Confirmed (we already knew this, but here's another reminder lol) : Satan is a dom, which I highly approve of.
He can control me any time he wants, as much as he wants, in any way he wants. I don't mind at all, especially if it boosts his self esteem/self worth ( ^οΉ ^ )
Ahhh, my heart! π
I love Satan. I love him so very, very much.
He is my second favorite... If I didn't already vow to keep Mammon as number one, Satan would absolutely take that spot.
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Satan is adorable in this Devilgram. The poor demon doesn't have much of a clue as to how to put together a tent apparently. Haven't you read about it before in your books somewhere? What a silly goose! I love seeing this childish side of him though when he gets excited to build a tent and saying it's like having a secret base, showing you that he is the youngest brother after all.
They could do better with the clothes though, for real. His worst outfit ever.
