#raoul.

i'm laughing thinking of raoul trying to lure someone in / attract them with his ability for then fred to try and repel them lmao. the whiplash people must feel around the 2 of them

FLETCHER: NEXT TIME WE GO OUT AND U PISS YOURSELF, I’LL PISS MYSELF TOO 

bro, bro... bro. listen, i'm so mad you ditched me for finley even when i told you this party was going to be the craziest one yet. i'm so mad that i'm here drinking with some fucking random who is a major wimp by the way. he won't even take shots without having a chaser? someone needs to send this dweeb away before i punch him in the throat. i hope youre having fun because today is the last day i'll let you ditch me to have fucking sex. you can have sex anytime you want man, but can you party with me all the time? i don't think so. do you ever see my ditching you for giselle? once or twice, but that's a different story. but i've been thinking, we need to make a damn bucketlist, bro! and that list needs to have intense fucking things like playing beer pong with vodka and have a party and the theme be no chasers so the whole night we're choking on hard liquor. i have a millon more ideas but your ass needs to learn the whole "bros before hoes'" concept. wait... i'm not saying your lady is a hoe, i'm not! raoul please don't be mad... that just came out wrong. tell fin i say hi.. and she's not a hoe."

what ringtone my muse has set for yours: asher roth – i love college what contact photo my muse has set for yours: ( x )how quickly my muse responds to your texts: depends on what the message is about. if it has anything to do with parties, in an instant! but, if its anything else, he’ll reply when he gets to it. how often our muses text: not frequently, more so towards the weekends.how often our muses call: same as above!does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: NEVER since they dont talk a lot, whenever raoul calls fletcher he knows its something important last text sent from my muse to yours: “i still have the pictures from that one night dude. cross me and i’ll send them to every media outlet lol. we need to do it again sometime”