Blue eyes find dark grey, a spark of mischief snapping between gazes, lips twisting in amusement. Zatanna feels a sense of pride at successfully inserting herself into this tight-knit group of teens that have silent conspiring conversations and instantly rebel against orders.
And maybe a smidge of that pride is from catching dark eyes and husky voice aimed at her with approval.
Her heart skips a beat, and she thinks sheâll fit in great.
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Summary: Hunter learns something about gryphons, Puddles, and himself while waiting for a gryphon Beast Track lesson to start with Viney.
Characters: Hunter, Viney, Puddles the gryphon, Willow
No Pairings
(This is the first thing Iâve written in ages, so please bear with me. Iâm just happy for the inspiration and that I managed to finish a story without losing steam or interest, even if the flow might not be perfect. Enjoy!)
@sergeantsporksâ
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Hunter felt like he was navigating a field full of traps. Long, wiggling traps that shifted dangerously around his feet as he tried to make his way over to a familiar face amongst all the feathers and shrieking. Viney waved him down as soon as she saw him, and Hunter offered a meek wave in return, nervously pointing down at the veritable sea of gryphon tails between the two of them.
Viney seemed to take a moment to realize his dilemma, then chuckled and patted Puddlesâ shoulder, pointing over at the nervous boy. Puddles caught sight of Hunter and shrieked, bounding over like a predator for prey. Hunter yelled in alarm and tried to turn to run; how foolish had he been to think Puddles had finally forgiven him for stepping on her tail!
Fully prepared to teleport away to save himself, Hunter was surprised when Puddles rammed her head under his legs so that he slid down onto her back, nestled right between her large, fluffy wings. Puddles hissed and swiped the air threateningly at the other gryphons, whose tails she had trampled and disturbed as she went to rescue Hunter and whom were cawing and roaring in protest. Hunter grinned apologetically at the Beast Track students who were now having to calm their beasts down as Puddles took slightly to the air and glided them both over to Viney.
âHi, Hunter. Thought you could use a little rescuing!â Viney chirped, patting Puddlesâ flank. The large avian made a sound like a hacking cough and sat down, causing Hunter to spill onto the grass unceremoniously. He picked himself up and dusted off his pants.
âUh, yeah. Thanks. I didnât want to make âfriendsâ the same way I did with Puddles,â Hunter said ruefully with air quotes, glancing back over at the still slightly chaotic corral of gryphons, some of whom were eyeing Puddles and Hunter with murder in their striking eyes. The grimwalker flinched, wondering if he still might be in for it, but just then Puddles stood and hissed back, fluffing her feathers out and stepping slightly in front of Hunter. The other gryphons growled but seemed to slowly quell. Puddles turned her head sideways to look at Hunter, her large eye blinking. âUh... thanks?â he asked, then laughed lightly when she used her beak to preen his hair.
The gesture reminded him of Flapjack, sending both a pang of affection and sadness blooming in his chest as he stroked her with one scarred hand.
âAww, look at that, I think Puddles really is coming around to you. Itâs all over once she starts preening you. A friend for life,â Viney gravely informed him as she grabbed a small bag of dead dire rats and held it open to him, her expression dark. âYou better feed her a snack to seal the deal or she might change her mind.â
Hunter looked into the sack of contents and contorted his face, blanching at the thought of touching something dead. Feeling Puddles still meticulously picking through his recently shortened hair, Hunter took the time to dig one of his gloves out of his bag and pulled it on, reasoning that he could wash it later. Or burn it altogether. He had a spare pair.
Sticking his tongue out, he grabbed one of the dire rats, glad that the material on his hands kept him from feeling how soft and squishy and dead it was, and turned to hold it up so that the gryphon could see it. He heard the sound of her sniffing, then suddenly she cawed and snatched it out of his hand fast as lightning, not so much as nipping any of his fingers in the process. She snapped her beak down on it once, twice, then swallowed it whole and began nudging Hunterâs hand roughly.
Viney laughed. âWhelp, youâre in it now! Better feed her the rest of this bag.â
Hunter smiled, despite how disgusting it was, and continued pulling out rats to feed to Puddles while his friend held the bag open.
âWow. This is... kind of nice. I thought she would hate me forever,â Hunter confessed, averting his eyes each time Puddles devoured a rodent.
Hunter shot her a look of disbelief. He very much begged to differ.
âReally! I mean, sure, you probably shouldnât have stepped on her tail, but she enjoyed playing air chase with you! Those feinting moves of yours? Really something, it kept her on her toes. Iâve been trying to work on them myself to make things more interesting for her, but thereâs a reason youâre one of our star players!â Viney praised him, looking sincere.
Hunter felt his cheeks and ears heat up at the commendation, a soft smile forming on his mouth. He hadnât yet rejoined the Flyer Derby team, but it wasnât for not wanting to. The Palistrom tree Willow had helped plant still had a lot of growing to do, but Eda had managed to procure another chunk of the precious material--from where, she wouldnât share, though Luz had confessed the owl lady had looked even more scuffed up than when sheâd brought her piece of Palistrom wood. Under the gentle tutelage of Dell Clawthorne, Hunter had been practicing his whittling skills, and thought he might soon be brave enough to bring a new friend into his life.
Not a replacement, he thought, placing a hand on his chest absently. Never a replacement. But a new friend he could bond with and cherish. Being back in the air again without Flap would be hard but... he just had to remind himself that his little buddy was still with him, always, and probably missed the Flyer Derby field just as much as he did.
âAnd you know,â Viney continued, interrupting his thoughts. âWhen you sat in on practice last week, I saw you lying against Puddles and reading. I donât think Iâve seen her lie down for a nap so easy, she must really love your company! Or your voice. It looked like you were having a pretty good time reading out loud to her, or discussing plot details, whatever you were doing.â Viney waved a hand dismissively.
Hunter felt his face heat up again in embarrassment, not knowing anyone had noticed that, but she didnât appear to be making fun of him. He was still getting used to the fact that his friends wanted to listen to him and encourage his interests.
âOh, uh, itâs, itâs a habit,â Hunter said, grinning a little and touching the back of his neck (with the non-dire rat feeding hand). âGus and Willow and Camila and I, we all like the same series of really awesome books, and we talk a lot about them, and I get kind of... passionate about this one character, you see. Chief OâBai--â
A loud rumbling sound interrupted his explanation, his ears pricking up.
âOh boy,â Viney mumbled, sighing and closing the bag of treats. âHere we go again.â
Before Hunter could ask, Viney stomped around him on the red grass, holding her hands up and wagging a finger at a new gryphon that had just trotted over behind him. It was eyeing Puddles, but not in a hostile way.
âOh no, not this again! Puddles isnât interested, do you want another scratch on your other eye?â Viney scolded, drawing attention to the two faint slashes running down and over the new gryphons left eye.
It seemed to ignore her and stepped toward Puddles, making a high trilling sound and puffing out itâs feathers in a show-off-y way. It spread its wings out above its head, seeming to make itself taller, and fanned them out. It made little steps in the dirt with its front legs, lightly clawing up dirt and looking like a strange little dance.
As soon as Puddles caught sight of it, she shrieked and raked her talons in the dirt, fluffing her own feathers out but in the same threatening display Hunter had seen her use at the angry gryphons earlier. She slashed at the air in front of it, but it seemed to not take heed, shuffling closer.
Viney put a hand on Hunterâs upper arm and moved him aside just as Puddles lunged forward and grabbed a beak full of feathers from the gryphons neck and yanked them all out in a savage tug. It let out a noise of pain and staggered back, a bald, angry red patch flaring up on its chest. Before it could recover Puddles struck again, pulling out more feathers before spitting them out with a loud hiss, wings puffed out the whole time as she advanced forward.
The new gryphon hesitated before backing down, lowering its body and then turning to run back to the other group of gryphons and their witches.
Hunter stared in confusion at the place where it had disappeared, then back to Puddles, who seemed to be instantly calmed down as if nothing had happened. She startled Hunter out of his dumbstruck state by nudging his hand for more rats.
âWhat... what was that?â Hunter asked, simply petting Puddlesâ beak.
Viney brought her fingers to her forehead, the other hand on her hip, and sighed. âGryphon romantic drama. Or lack thereof.â She added, eyeing Puddles.
Hunter felt his brows furrow. âThat was... romance?â
Viney nodded. She picked the bag of rats back up and pulled one out bare-handed, much to Hunterâs disgust, and tossed it for Puddles to catch.
âSupposed to be. You see, the thing about gryphons is that they mate for life. Usually, anyway. Sometimes they form multiple mate bonds, itâs not always just two, but thatâs not the point. The point is, they usually wind up in a pair of some sort. But, Puddles... well.â Viney patted her side. âLetâs just say sheâs way past the age for it, and she reacts the same way every time.â She gestured to the spot the gryphon had just attempted to woo Puddles in.
âOh.â Hunter said thoughtfully, looking down at the red grass. He felt suddenly reminded of the fact that he was seventeen, getting ever closer to eighteen, and had never once felt... anything like that toward anyone. One of the first things heâd learned about Hexside had been that everyone was romance obsessed, and that according to Luz and Amity, heâd already been quite the âhitâ with several giggling students in the halls. He had a vague idea of what that meant, and it made him feel uncomfortable.
âYeah. Iâm pretty sure Puddles just isnât interested. Thatâs probably the hundredth gryphon Iâve seen her reject, and Iâve never once seen her try to impress one herself.â Viney said, feeding Puddles the last two dire rats at once. Puddles trilled happily and actually seemed to chew them a little this time to relish the flavor. (Hunterâs face turned a bit green).
Hunter fidgeted, feeling self-conscious. âIs it... okay that Puddles doesnât...feel like that? About other gryphons?â He asked offhandedly, gesturing at the gryphon that had finished with her rats and now came back over to nibble Hunterâs hair once more. He tried not to think about her still having rat bits in her beak.
Viney seemed to study him for a second, then smiled and nodded. âAbsolutely! Itâs not the first time Iâve heard of it. Itâs actually fairly common in the beast world. And,â she added, smile widening. âAmong witches and demons, too.â
Hunter perked up, ears lifting as he gazed at Viney. âIt-it is?â
Viney nodded. âAbsolutely. Thereâs no shame in it! Isnât that right, girl?â
Puddles cawed loudly near Hunterâs ear and then started purring, nuzzling up against him. Hunter looked down at her as she gazed up at him with one big yellow eye, and felt like there was a strange level of understanding shining through it. Hunter smiled at her softly, petting the feathers near her beak.
âThatâs... good to know.â
Viney tapped her chin. âIf youâre interested in the subject, I think there might be a book or two on the subject somewhere in the library. Willowâs told me you like your research. You want to go look for it after class?â
Hunter nodded gratefully, soothed by Puddles soft feathers.
~~
Later, when Hunter was tucked away in his room at the Clawthorneâs, he cracked the book open on lack of attraction and felt his chest tighten with each chapter, understanding washing over him.
Thank you, Puddles, Hunter thought, sniffing.
He felt even more understood when he hesitantly told the Flyer Derby team chat that he was sure heâd never felt sexual or romantic attraction for anyone and never could, and that he was happy heâd learned it was normal. Amongst the replies of âThatâs great!â and âIâm so glad, dude!â, he noticed Willow typing.
Hello_Willow said: Oh! Hunter, thatâs so amazing! I think you checked out the same book I did!
Hunterâs breath hitched.
RulerzReachF4n said: YoU... DID ReSearcH f0R SomeTHng?
Hello_Willow said: Yes! For myself. Luz told me the human realm term for it. Asexual, I think? I donât feel sexual attraction, I never have. It sounds like you have that part in common with me! Wow, this is great, I wish I had known sooner!
The other Flyer Derby team members chimed in more while Hunter silently laid on his bed and took that information in. Eventually, when Willow grew concerned by his silence and asked if he was still there, Hunter grinned through water-y tears and told her he was just fine.
So I watched all the Artemis and Jade flashbacks from season 4, and oh my god, they truly showed how horrible Lawrence was, I was terrified for little baby Artemis being left alone with him. Seeing that really adds new weight to her insecurities and things back in season one.
Anyway, seeing those also made me feel pretty validated with this drabble I wrote way back before we even got season 3. I may have posted it somewhere on my blog before but fuck if Iâm digging for it.
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Threat (word prompt)
The blade clattered to the floor. Artemis cried out in fear, her tiny voice echoing off the walls.
âQuiet, baby girl,â Lawrence commanded in an even tone, satisfied when the small blonde brought both hands to her mouth; her head nodded imperceptibly in understanding, eyes glassy with tears unshed. He turned his attention back on his eldest daughter, whose hand he had snatched up and twisted roughly until the pain forced the knife from her thin fingers.
âLet me go!â Jade hissed out, her free hand trying without success to pry his meaty fingers off her aching wrist. Her dark eyes stared into his own, filled with a defiance that was overshadowed only by the discomfort.Â
To the surprise of both daughters, Lawrence promptly released Jade. She stumbled back a few paces with a hard scowl on her features, free hand rubbing at her smarting joint. Artemis watched in terrified silence.
âThat was an impressive move, little girl,â he said in a gruff voice, bending down to pick up Jadeâs knife by the bloody blade. He tossed it up casually, the weapon twirling once in a glinting arch before he caught it neatly by the handle. Artemisâs features, in her naivety, relaxed slightly at the seeming words of praise; Jadeâs expression, however, hardened into an even deeper scowl. âIt was ruthless. Good.âÂ
Jadeâs brows knitted in confusion. Lawrence took two deliberate strides toward her, wiping the blade clean on his pants leg and feeling the shallow cut in the flesh of his arm already beginning to crust over. He gazed down at her with neither pride nor anger, merely offering the knife back to her. She looked at the weapon for a long moment, as if she expected it to explode, before tentatively reaching for it.
Lawrence drew the object back slightly, reaching out to grab her wrist again before it came in contact with it. Jade startled and Artemis gasped loudly, though this time it was stifled by her hands.Â
Once more, Lawrenceâs expression betrayed neither pride nor anger, but his cold tone was laced with the promise of harsh consequences.
âBut the next time you decide to try another stunt like that, I hope you think youâre ready, little girl.â
Just some snippets from a Spitfire drabble I wont be finishing
So much had happened in the last twenty-four hours that she felt as if sheâd been awake for a century. The adrenaline that had been fueling her movements for so long had all but drained out of her system, replaced by a heavy weariness that had her eyes itching with the desire to sleep. And that was all she wanted to do, really, just go home and crawl into bed with Wally and sleep for the rest of the day, a week, maybe a year.
But so much had happened, and there was still so much that needed to be done.
In just a mere handful of hours they had screwed over the Light, theyâd stopped a Reach invasion with the help of Lex Luthor, and theyâd barely avoided a tragedy in the icy depths of the Arctic. She still remembered the despair that had washed over her in those few, terrifying minutes when Wally had been nowhere at all, gone, evaporated right in front of Barry and Bartâs eyes. She remembered the sting of hot tears trailing down her frozen cheeks, remembered her knees growing numb where they rest in the snow, remembered the way Mâgann had been there before sheâd even hit the ground, pulling her into her arms and trying to comfort her.
And when it had all seemed lost, when everything had seemed to come crashing down around her, when sheâd realized she had only just got Wally back and then he was gone, itâd happened. That strange, loud pop, the bizarre shift in the air that had made all the hair on her body stand on end, the way Mâgann had shifted and gasped for Artemis to look. And the archer had turned, face streaked with frosty tear tracks, and her heart had leaped in a wild, thumping rhythm at the sight of Kid Flash standing in a pile of steaming snow, the skid marks in the powder indicating that heâd come to a halt in the middle of running. Sheâd never forget the look on his face, wild and scared and confused as it landed on their friends, and then, on her. Just her.
And sheâd torn herself from the martianâs grasp, his name rasping thickly from her throat as she ran to him, and he ran to her, and theyâd met in the middle in a crash that nearly sent him backward into the snow. Heâd smelled like ozone and Wally, and sheâd buried her face in his chest and punched him and told him sheâd fucking kill him if he ever, ever did that to her again. Heâd pulled her close and promised.
Wally had seemed a little bit different since then; the same, yet strange. He hadnât divulged anything about what had happened to him yet, and Artemis was just so glad to have him back around that she hadnât tried to pry it from him, but he kept looking at her a lot, sometimes with a thoughtful expression on his face, or a sad one, or a loving one. Theyâd been holding hands so much since his return that she was sure theyâd fuse together at the point of contact before long.
Not that she minded.
[...]
âBabe?â
The archer blinked, looking up at her boyfriend. She had totally spaced out right there in front of her motherâs apartment door, every awful scenario running through her mind. She could feel the bags under her eyes, and she squeezed Wallyâs hand in a reassurance that she didnât even feel.
âIâm just tired. Letâs get this over with,â Artemis murmured, moving to open the door, but Wally reached out and grabbed her chin, gently guiding her to look at him. There were bags under his eyes too, but they somehow seemed deeper, weighed down with something more, and she felt a pang of curiosity burst to life inside of her, a need to know what the hell had happened to him out there in the Arctic. But she had something important she needed to do right now, and that would have to wait.
(what happened to Wally in the Arctic is based off a fix-it fic idea Veggy had that never came to full fruition. Remember, Veg, the one that spawned Velocity-verse? Yeah, that one :3 I liked the idea so thatâs what I had in mind here)
(Iâm trying to write stuff, much less grasp this new otp, please forgive me Iâm rusty at fanfic. This is my first attempt at Jake and Sherry, technically so...)
Warning for language and bloodÂ
This fic has no context itâs just an experimental drabble.
He took her healing powers for granted until she was lifeless in his arms, with blood running in rivulets between closed eyes and matting rapidly on the back of her blonde head. Heâd seen cuts mesh back together seamlessly in seconds, heâd seen her blood-slicked fingers frantically squeeze a bullet out so the skin could close over the wound, and heâd had to use his large hands to set her broken arm bones into place while she hissed in discomfort as they melded back together.
There was always so much goddamn blood with her. If heâd let himself worry about it, heâd have gone insane long ago, before this godforsaken and ill-fated mission.
âSherry,â Jake said, the smell of blood stinging his nostrils. Panic was steadily mounting inside his chest unbidden; the fact that the flow of blood had not started to stem itself was not a good sign. He swallowed and shifted his position, moving Sherryâs body with him quietly, icy eyes flicking constantly from her to the door heâd barred as best he could in the scramble to get her to safety. Satisfied that no B.O.Ws appeared to be trying to break the door down yet, he let his gaze wander back to her face, scared of the ghostly palor she seemed to be taking on. âCome on, super girl,â he growled, patting her cheek with a blood soaked glove. âWeâre both supposed to get out of here, it was my turn to escort your ass, remember?â
His voice cracked the slightest on the last word and he quickly cleared his throat.
âGoddamnit Sherry,â he rasped, words taking on a desperation. He took his hands from her shoulders long enough to pull his gloves off and start dabbing at the crimson splotches. It wasnât hard for him to locate the gash that was the source of the oozing; it was wide and dark and lethal looking. âFuck. Why the fuck isnât it closing!â
He was shaking now, his fingers held uncertainly above her still frame, unsure of what to do for her. Sherry always just healed, that was just how things went. A slip up, a wound; Jakeâs stifled but present panic, his worry, his instincts to take care of her would surface and heâd quash them down, detain them inside of his chest where the boiled and frothed with the helplessness he felt. All he could do was protect her from further hostiles while her virus did itâs work, and he hated it, hated having to listen to her moan and writhe in pain while he did nothing.
It was maddening, and now Jake realized just how fragile it all really was.
Sherry was not immortal; her blood couldnât protect her forever, and it may have finally let her down.
He may have finally let her down.
âGoddamnit!â Jake yelled, one of his fists colliding with the solid concrete wall behind him. He looked down at her where she rested on his lap, and it struck him how small she was, how bright her blood was. He felt a sting in his eyes.
She stirred. A fluttering of soft blonde lashes, and a pitiful groan that sounded like music to his ears. Tired gray-blue eyes opened, though they were cloudy with confusion and pain, and did not immediately focus on him.
âSherry,â Jake breathed in unadulterated relief. Her gaze met his for little more than a second before her face contorted in pain, lids closing once more. He gritted his teeth as he helplessly watched the gaping wound on her forehead slowly begin to close itself, blood gushing from it while she writhed against his knees. He grabbed her hand and felt her fingers curl tightly around his palm. âThatâs it, super girl, you got this.â
The pain must have been excruciating, if the tears that welled up and escaped down one of her cheeks was of any indication. He wiped it away with a single swipe of his large thumb just as the virus finished itâs work, the cut disappearing without the slightest trace beneath her red-stained hair.
Sherry let out a sound close to a whimper when it was done, then slowly opened her eyes and looked up at him properly. A swell of affection ballooned in Jakeâs stomach as he looked down at who was, without any doubt in his mind, the strongest, most badass woman he had ever met.
âJakeâŚ?â she managed, one of her hands coming up to press against her aching skull, and the sound of her voice had him impulsively bending to press his lips against her temple, heedless of the dried up blood. Then he retreated and pushed some of her bloody hair out of her eyes, a forced, crooked smirk creeping onto his features despite the lingering fear inside him.
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âTeam,â Kaldur sighed. âWhat did we learn today?â
Artemisâs hand shot into the air. One of her eyes was swollen shut but the other darted over to a certain redhead with noticeable malice. He rolled his eyes at her, his split lip jutting out in a pout as her stormy eye flicked to Kaldur. âThat Wally should never, ever be allowed within 100 meters of anything priceless and magical?â
As expected, an audible tut burst past Wallyâs lips.
Here we go⌠Conner sighed through the mental link, but the blonde and redhead seemed oblivious as they focused their attention on one another.
âFor the last time, it wasnât magical!â
âWell, we wonât know if it was now or not, will we Kid Klutz?â
âExcuse me, but whoâs arrow shattered the urn with some dead guyâs apparently enchanted corpse dust in it?â Wally shot back, his eyes rolling so hard that Kaldur thought they stood a reasonable chance of getting stuck inside his skull; the speedsterâs derision was overt.
âUh, yeah, because someone decided to choose the worst nanosecond possible to run between me and my target!â
âI canât believe youâre trying to pin this on me!â
Artemis opened her mouth to retort, but Kaldur had had enough. One stern look from him immediately quelled their bickering, but they continued to shoot murderous glances at each other.
Roy blinks. Slowly, deliberately, he flicks his blue eyes up to her face. It takes a moment for her outline to swim into blurry focus. Sheâs in civvies, her massive mane of ebony hair pulled into a low ponytail and crushed under a blue baseball cap.
"So what if I am?" he slurs, brows knitting together. Heâs a little bit more than smashed and itâs still not enough.Â
"You look pathetic," Jade muses bluntly. Sheâs always been blunt. Blunt and harsh and stubborn. "I feel a strange moral obligation to tell you itâs time to stop."
Roy snorts, reaching out for the bottle of liquor resting on the table. Jade beats him to it though, and he sends her a nasty look.
"What, are you Green Arrow now?"
"No," Jade says evenly, tossing the near empty bottle into the trash. "Iâm just a woman that canât stand to see a man moping. Itâs pathetic. Especially from you.â
"Go to hell," Roy bites out, bringing the glass to his lips and draining the last bit of the hard liquid. It burns going down his throat and he wishes heâd catch fire.Â
"Someday," she replies in agreement. Then she grabs both of his slumped shoulders and forces him to look at her dead in the eyes. Those dark, dangerous eyes hold something inside of them, but heâs too far gone to make any sense of it. He has a feeling whatever it is is important. "This wonât find Roy,â Jade breathes out, her breath wafting over his face.Â
He swallows.Â
"I know."
"Drinking yourself into a stupor solves nothing," Jade carries on, grabbing his jaw steadily in her hand and tilting his face up. "Only action will. If thereâs one ideal the Shadows share with you goody two-shoes, itâs that.â
Roy closes his eyes, exhaling harshly. He squeezes his lids together, trying to will away the alcohol burning through his system. His throat burns and itâs not from the liquor this time.
"I donât even know where to start," he confesses, fist clenching on the table.Â
"Nobody ever really does, Red," Jade says softly, and tilts his jaw up to press her lips roughly against his.Â
This is ancient it was just sitting in my tumblr drafts wtf:
Wally West had never been in a more compromising position.Â
He was wet, and irritated, and his head hurt. His nose hurt, his teeth hurt, his knee caps hurt. And he was pretty sure he would give his left leg to be able to vibrate himself out of this mess.
At least it would make Rob stop snickering behind his hand.
"I fail to see the hilarity," the redhead hissed, subconscious of how his lips nearly brushed hers when he spoke; damn those things for being so plump and... yeah, plump. Totally getting in the way. Everything about her was actually in his way right then.
"Stop. Squirming," Artemis gritted out, her eyelashes brushing along the upper part of his cheeks; feathery, soft. "God, I feel like my head's split right down the middle. What's your skull made out of, Kid Clumsy, fucking titanium?"
"I could ask the same of you!" he groused, squirming just to annoy her. A very bad idea, considering their groins were pressed together. It would so not due for him to get a freaking hard on while glued to her with some kind of mutant puke-sap from one of Poison Ivy's plants.
It was like they were trapped in steel cables.
"Ladies, ladies," Robin said coolly, making a placating gesture with his gloved hands. "Not to worry, Superboy is on his way. In the meantime, you two stay nice and cozy while I go help Kaldur with our mistress of hibiscus."
"Rob, get back here!" Wally shouted as the boy leaped away, cackling. "Ugh!"
"This would never have happened if you hadn't run towards me like that!" Artemis yelled at him. She bumped against him harshly. He bumped right back. She threw her body into him harder, then next thing either of them knew, Wally was on his back in the wet, wet mud, with Artemis resting heavily atop him and their foreheads clacking together for the second time that mission.
They both groaned, stunned from the lesser impact that was amplified from the injuries already sustained.
"I had everything under control," the archer murmured, her heavy breaths puffing across his mouth. How was it possible to be covered in muddy swamp water and still have amazing smelling breath?
Wally scoffed, rolling his eyes. "Yeah, sure seemed like it."