my book of bill reactions!
Ford making regular appearances in the book like the fucking drama queen he is, complete with disapproving dramatic selfie god damn
Fucking ‘cipherholic’ and god damn jack skellington moth
Bribe me properly with a stan twins spinoff, old man
(listening to ghost tricks ost at the same time and this truly is a chicken kitchen page)
That square image better not be fucking loss
These codes with tiny font are such a pain lol, i’m using someone’s incomplete cipher on twitter and its kinda fun filling in the blanks
"Between lives"… so this is before the axolotl reincarnated him
Not the parallel universe where mabel OD-ed on smile dip
Kinda fun using the reflection on my phone to read the mirror page
The first dream page and not ford and soos having light hearted shit while everyone else has nightmares (stan seeming to have a mix of the portal incident and the science fair) no mcgucket on that page for some reason tho– oh wait nevermind there's a full page for him and it freaks bill out
Oh there’s the oracle as an ex henchmaniac i think
bill's license plate being a ciphered ‘suck it’ …. So close to saying fuck
got to the advertised "extra journal 3 pages" and im fucking losing it omg
also the sixer nickname being used so much in the books and comics is almost funny when you realise that it was only used twice in the actual show
we finally got proper paranoid ford era content and its so painful its great
also god damn even before the paranoid era theres an entire section where bill was like "haha you should've eaten your twin" "haha if you ever met the monster who destroyed my dimension it'd eat you alive" mY GUY THE RED FLAGS
Not ford being told to see therapy way back in college omgggg
Baby stan twins in an ugly hannukah sweater omggggggggg
Oh wait i just realised the first page has some stuff cut from the leaked preview :((( rip no twins kicking the shit out of the statue and hitting it with a crowbar-- oop nevermind my pages were stuck together so i missed the first goddamn page
NO NOT THE FUCKING CRINGE ASS ANTI BILL SUIT WITH THE BRAIN,, FORD NO
SAHDSDHSAK THE EX WIFE JOKE- BUT NO NOT THAT BEING ANOTHER THING FROM THEIR FUCKING DAD
so glad that theres an entire section expanding on paranoid ford era
The joyride section holy fuck
Aw hell yeah the fucked up section which probably bumped this book to an older audience rating
Ford thinking that stan wouldn’t last if bill got into his mind when we have evidence that he has ridiculous amount of control over his mindscape….
Also him remembering what exactly stan looked like when he was begging for help and him using their childhood code…..
Is the first fucking reference to the axolotl a coded hot sauce message ‘hotxolotl’ near the end of the fucking book
Been having the ghost trick on loop and the ending song playing as i get to the family section was great timing lol
Me throughout the entire book: boo there’s only a few pages mentioning stan
but also then immediately going “oh shit he has the same handwriting as the bill font in the lost J3 pages”
Also weh decoding stan’s cartoon censor swears which translates into ‘love ya bro’
(another weh at him signing off as stanley pines)
boo at the lack of acknowledgement of the ridiculous amount of control stan has over his mindscape tho
bill only mentioned him like once before the journal page sections because he's so mad lmao
finished it!!! was worried too if it was gonna somehow ignore the whole axolotl being the one to let bill reincarnate thing but the ending really was it going rip bozo go to therapy
attempting the ciphers was pretty fun altho im sleepy and missed a few
(also same coin theory isn’t dead so im a-okay with this lol)
