#ranmatsus

She was beautiful! Her hair almost resembled the locks of Magoichi his dearly beloved. Keiji stared in awe at first before approaching the woman with a flower he had picked previously. A hand rested behind his head as the other extended towards her, Smiling nervously. ❀ “Your beauty resembles the elegance of this flower! I cannot simply look away!” Nice.

Rei was rather proud that he’d been able to stretch his savings so well. Apparently he got a small stipend to live on, but was old enough that he was expected to get a job. Rei couldn’t exactly complain about that--he had so much on his mind that the distraction of work would be a blessing.  Displaying two articles of clothing on hangers, he hopes he isn’t too forward in asking a stranger her thoughts. Women were usually very helpful when it came to second opinions for this kind of thing, and Rei’s thoughts had been so muddled upon waking up here that he didn’t want to risk embarrassing himself with bad taste. 

Oh crap. Oh crap oh crap oh crap...!

His head whipped about quickly, as though trying to find a spot to hide. She was gonna do nothing but cause trouble for him. Especially with what she was wearing. Shit...! He turned quickly, ready to shunpo away but, overestimating the strength of the turn of his body, fell face first into the sand, forehead slamming directly into a shell. He instantly curled into the fetal position and grasped his forehead.

“I wonder that maybe if I had a chest like that, maybe I’d have more male fans.”

“Well, I’ll be blunt. You’re incredibly alluring and I find you incredibly attractive. Are you by any chance free this evening? I’d like a further analysis before I decide on a final score.”

“W-wait ... We’re actually doin’ this?  Even if it was that crazy masked guy’s idea?  Why would ya listen to him?  I thought this show was goin’ on a more-- ... Okay, so it is good with ratin’s.  Ain’t gonna help me out th- OH!”

“Hiya!  Gin Ichimaru here ta continue on our Father’s Day celebration.  This time we’re gonna give our father’s a very special treat.  Surely, they are tired of lookin’ at the same two-of-a-kind each day, so let’s show them all some of the City’s Full Houses.”

“This segment is brought to you by Hakutaku’s Adoption Services...”

(( yes, i think you send asks to the scientists blog! you could send questions to the main blog but the scientists blog is where you send requests for rank upgrades o: ))