#rangerrambles

[Photo ID: Juno suplexing a Hariyama. She's in a nice dress shirt and dress pants, and you can just vaguely see a tie poking out between her and the Pokemon.]

[Photo ID: Juno with an unconscious Hariyama. It's on the ground, and she's posing next to it, like a hunter with a fresh kill.]

I'm doing my job actually.

YOU'RE OFF DUTY!!!

A real Ranger is never off duty...

STOP SMOLDERING YOU'RE NOT COOL

I'm so cool actually, you just refuse to acknowledge my prowess. Besides, what was I going to do, just let an angry Hariyama throw a car??

[Photo ID: Isra, in a Ranger Uniform, is being thrown off of a bucking Kishu, who is being challenged by an angry Tauros.]

Then again, that's when you want them to be the rowdiest, so your Rangers know how to handle sudden emergency.

[Photo ID: Isra commanding Tiny, her Galvantula, who is spraying webs over the Tauros.]

Because my new roommate did that. For me. That is why she is my new roommate. We met like. A month ago, and decided to QUIT HER JOB AND MOVE IN WITH ME. TO HELP ALOLA RANGERS HAPPEN. What is your PROBLEM !!!!!!

Hey guys Kailani (the roommate) here. I took the phone to tell you all itms going to be soooooo worth it. Like so worth. Promise. Government Jobs are a dime a dozen. If this doesn't work out, dispatch centers will take me back in a heartbeat. Besides, I get a new friend who will help pay for rent. Saves me money.

"It's going to be so worth it." GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!! Is this an Alolan thing?? Do you guys just trust strangers?????

Mind you, we're not strangers. Friends for a month. Best friends, actually.

[Photo ID: Juno asleep on the ground outside. She's leaned up against Kaiju, who has curled up around her. Her hat is pulled down over her eyes.]