#random penguins

Also, given the sheer volume of household and gardening chores I’m undertaking lately, including he latest rodent incursion in the kitchen and the latest manifestation of The Poltergeist In The Downstairs Plumbing, my fantasies about Marc Warren’s handyman/helpful domestic characters are outweighing my fantasies about Marc Warren’s Bad Boy characters, Probably just a temporary state of affairs but either way is fine with me. ;)        

Well then. She’s going to need a random penguin, isn’t she? 

At every show, there's that one fan singing every word, trying to engage everyone around them in a dance, sloshing beer into their own shoes. And they're always standing *right* in front of me. Or they are me.

Penguin has been making books for 80 years! (Check out the visual history in The New York Times Style Magazine this weekend.) In honor of the occasion, here’s a look at an 80-year-old penguin. STILL GOT IT, GIRL.

The very most fabulous John Duff of perigeebooks & penguinrandomhouse has announced his retirement, and although I hate to see him go, I have submitted my application to be the Official Luggage Wheeler & Beverage Taster on all his future travels -- so I'll probably see him again soon. It was my honor to draw his retirement announcement.

Reblog this video AND tag or mention a friend. Oh, and make sure to use the ‪(#Penguins With People Problems) tag. At the end of this week, one pair of friends will receive matching gifts from the penguins and me! How ‘bout that?

The bookstore team at booksellersatlaurelwood hand-cut a hundred little eeny weeny ‪#FlatLiams‬ and put them on cupcakes. This wins everything.

12 Problems Absolutely Everyone Has Experienced (as told by random penguins)