I was working on fic (it’s a little slow going rn sorry) and had a bunch of stupid Reader/Jacket interactions occur and couldn’t get them out of my head.
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*Reader and Jacket are trying to push something out of the way for everyone to get through*
Reader: HARDER JACKET!
Jacket: *stops pushing and pulls out cassette, rewinds it then hits play* I hear that a lot.
Reader: *turns completely red and stands there embarrassed as Jacket pushes it the rest of the way on his own*
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Reader: *is asleep on the couch in the middle of the safehouse*
Clover: The least you can do is sleep in your own damn bed. *pulls readers hair to wake them up* Reader: Jacket~ <3
Safehouse:
Jacket:
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Reader: *isn’t with Jacket yet* Your room is nice, albeit a bit messy. I feel pretty safe here.
Jacket: *trying to flirt* Did you know: According to Abraham Maslow, Maslow’s hierarchy of needs dictates the requirements for human life. As follows they are food, water, sleep and sex.
Reader: *turns red*
Jacket: *turns red*
Sokol: *losing his shit from overhearing this*
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*on a different heist*
Jacket: I have the mission critical equipment. Reader: Give it to me.
Jacket: *hits play* I hear that a lot.
Reader: *turns red* WHY DID YOU HAVE THAT QUEUED!?
Jacket: *smug chicken aura*
