#randodidnothingwrong

You’re playing someone femdom fanfic

1. My favorite character is Rando 2. My favorite Armstrong is Dusty (lol duh) 3. Olan is definitely my favorite party member. He’s cheaper and better than El Rage, and I kept him the whole game in all of my playthroughs! 4. My favorite warlord is either Sindy Gallows or Mr. Beautiful. Mr. Beautiful’s inspiration is the same inspiration for the happy happy village in EarthBound, while Sindy Gallows is no goddamn pussy. 5. My favorite background character is Gary the Hot Soup (Not really a background character but I had to fit him in somewhere) 6. I have a lot of different battle themes I like, but there has to be a tie between Weird Sh!t and Goodbye Baby for number one. 7. My favorite area theme is Summer Love! It’s the chillest song on the OST. 8. My favorite joy mutant in Painful is Peter (omg I got a heart attack from him) but overall it has to be Bobby from Joyful. 9. The character I hate the most is Buddy (only when she’s on joy) from the Joyful. She’s such a bitch to Rando, making him kill against his will, and ruthlessly kills people just because of power. 10. My favorite secret is a tie between touching the cat and Fishmen’s Village. Harvey’s cutscene is boss! 11. The saddest part for me wasn’t the ending per say, but the first time you see Brad covered in arrows and you know he isn’t going to come out of this confrontation alive. 12. The funniest part, in my opinion, was the The Salvation Rangers! Don’t buy drugs, let your friends do that! 13. My overall favorite part is when Brad O.D.s on Joy and the Rando army attacks at the end. Then afterwards you see the aftermath. 14. My favorite fight was between Brad and his final party. It really gets ya right there, if ya know what I mean. 15. My favorite fighting style is Armstrong style (a homebrewed mixture of karate and pain)! 16. If the ending could be changed, I would have Buddy be less of a bitch to Brad and not make him cry. 17. Even though I like Brad better as a person, I understand Buddy’s motives, so I would have to side with her. 18. My favorite party based on love would be Olan, Terry, and Nern. 19. My favorite party based on skill is Olan, Shocklord, and Nern/Birdie, depending on the strategy against the boss. 20. I love Buckets’s design, even though I don’t use him much. 21. If I were a character, I would be hanging in Aurora Village in Area One. 22. Hawk Hollywood only because 500 mags is Ridonkalous! 23. “ You messin’ with my queers, fat boy?” -Queen Roger 24. Being a trumpet player myself, Buddy with a trumpet is pretty cool. 25. I relate the most with Dusty. We both were on the sidelines alone early on, but then we found solace and family/friends in the things we love to do! 26. Armshock 4 life!!!! 27. Lisa the Painful definitely! 28. My favorite part about the series is how your decisions affect not only the story, but the gameplay. 29. My least favorite part is how EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND LOVE DIES. 30. Rando did nothing wrong.