#rambloris

Okay but when will the hollanov/hollanova interdimensional crossover happen and how long would it take before the Rozanovs start making out with each other crazy style to stop at 5 minutes and decide that their respective Hollander is waay better... I need to pick up the fucking pen aren't i

Horny hollanova thoughts at a terrible hour of my day... Thinking about subtop jane hollander being terrified and extremely turned on at seeing powerbottom lilya rozanova riding and fucking herself on jane's strap so roughly she feels she might break the dildo in half. She keeps nodding at lilya's constant provocations and almost passes out when the blonde demands her to come inside her if she likes her cunt squishing her cock so much she can't stop moaning and thrashing around it. Bonus if she calls jane her good boy because I'm a lesbian pervert like that.

I personally have a soft spot for masc/masc hollanova since im quite butch myself (ESPECIALLY with jane cutting her hair short after Tampa) but i can honestly see them both jane and lilya as masc or fem and picture compelling arguments from both sides of this conundrum 😭 im just here for the fun of it

Pondering the thought of hollanova being into anal like their male counterparts i feel like jane would find it so hot to have her rim played with while her cunt is being persistently and intentionally ignored and lilya would find it even hotter when she eventually dares to ask for permission to use her fingers on herself while she keeps going at it in between petulant whines and jagged breaths. The double assault on her holes eventually makes her cum like never before and the next day she straight up buys a whole pack of plugs from amazon despite lilya's never ending teasing ('anal is for whores, Hollander') that just ends up reaffirming the impulse purchase

Hollanova period cramps severity gap dynamic where jane is just feverish and laying down with 2 weighted blankets wearing lilya's clothes munching on frozen yougurt each time her period arrives. Lilya constantly dotes on her because she can only imagine the pain she must go through if this can stop The Jane fucking Hollander. One day she finds out that jane does not bleed a lot and has quite normal periods in comparison to her, who has resorted to hormonal IUDs because her periods are so severe they could knock down a horse and has overall learned to go through them without much issue. This does not stop her from giving jane the full princess treatment and offering her massages (which may or may not end in period sex) regardless so its a win win situation for both

Not really a big fan of making shit up for a male character with 10 secs of screentime as time goes along but my exception to this rule is cliff marleau due to how random the backstories people have made up for him are. I've seen him be bicurious, divorced, bisexual, adopted by 2 gay moms, with trans siblings etc. and the common thing between these hcs is that he never tells ilya about any of that. If we keep going at this rate perhaps we will convince rr to not make him homophobic in the next book