#rambleonassbutt

Being at a convention in a foreign country!  I speak very little German but it was SO COOL when people came up to us and started talking in German and I actually got the meaning and was able to reply? (albeit it with like.. ‘Ja’ lmao)  I’m so grateful for those who took the time to understand our (particularly my fast-paced..) English :’D

Hanging out with my friends again, in a foreign country!  Us all booking Purcon happened very quickly, and I’m so immensely glad we did.  I love my small corner of the SPN Family so very, very much

The guests were all so happy!  Watching Mark taking photo ops was a joy – he was smiling and hugging everyone and awwwwww. The panels were great, particularly Mark and Misha’s, and watching Tamoh getting all hyped up doing the auction was AMAZING, one of the funniest moments of the weekend.  In general the atmosphere was really chilled and nice (esp compared to A16) and allowed for a much nicer time overall.

Cocktails with Castiel!!!!! I was hyper before he even got into the room lmao.  Then he told us he was gonna date all of us.  Very much approved.  We were the second table he got round to – I was standing like a millimetre from him thanks to @autumnpsyche​ graciously letting me, and yes I used the opportunity to get in a few sneaky hand brushes ;D (who wouldn’t?!) We talked about the clusterfuck (#clusterfuck) that was A16 – here’s a conversation I had with him…

Me: Jared and Jensen looked pretty floored the entire weekend :\ Misha: Well, you know, they always look terrible, but especially when combined with jet lag. Me: But you look great! Misha: *laughing and making grand hand gestures* WELL I KNOW RIGHT? *takes a moment to compose himself*

I felt v proud :’D And then he went to shake my hand when it was time for him to leave, but instead he hi-fived me and I basically died and went to heaven and that was my weekend already made.

Me and Becky also talked to his manager Julie, who had dropped by our conga coffee lounge last year, and got some inside scoops on things like Rogue.  Was cool! Here’s a scribbling we did whilst Misha was at all the other tables xD

(JCB is Misha’s handler/maybe manager :D)

Okay so I have a dream to sing with Jensen.  But Jason is much more accessible and has a voice I absolutely ADORE, so!!! I bought an autograph, and luckily (for me) there was nobody there when I got to the autos so I asked if I could sing with him, and he agreed, and the handler agreed to video it!! So you’ll see that soon :D Loved doing that

Misha’s autograph.  Oh man you guys.

So the conga. Y’all remember it?  Here’s a link to a refresher if not.  It was incredible, me and my friends (some of whom I met at that coffee lounge!!!) talk about it all the time even a year on.  Well @wurmstache​ made a t-shirt for it, and we thought we would give Misha one because, y’know, he’s the entire reason it was able to happen.  So me, @rambleonassbutt​ and Becky went to the autos together.  Me and Sarah got our stuff signed, and then Becky explained about the shirt and we all gushed to Misha about everything the conga coffee lounge did for our lives.  And then he did this.

We were all extremely emotionally compromised.  We thought he was just gonna sign it, but then he just kept writing and we all got progressively weepier.  I’m so, so grateful to you Misha.

There’s another thing we did involving the conga which y’all will find out about very soon ;D

So the elevators at the Hilon work thus: you get in, swipe your card and then press your floor.  We didn’t realise this.  Got into the elevator, pressed our floor number… and kept going up.  To floor 11.

And then the door opened and Tim Omundsson was standing there.

HAHAHAA.

I wish I could have seen the looks on our faces.

We wandered into Dusseldorf a tiny bit to go get breakfast, and oh my god guys, the pastries.  They were incredible.  I want a German bakery in my town.  Plus I bought a tonne of kinder Bueno and Milka.  Mmmmmmmmm.

Singing Fare Thee Well in the lobby whilst walking backwards and waving to my friends as we left the Hilton to go back to the airport xD I can’t remember who suggested it but it was fun haha

Going back to Julie the badass manager - she laid down the LAW when it came to organisation.  Things could have gone very badly but with her help, it all ended up smooth as you like.  Thank you Julie <3

Actually staying in the Hilton!  Super convenient, super plush, INCREDIBLY comfy beds.

The merch stalls were all REALLY GOOD.  My new hoodie I’m showing off in my photo ops is my new favourite thing :D

I asked Misha a question!  But the best thing about it was getting to have that ‘question asking’ view of the panel for once. :)

And finally... karaoke!  It’s always been my dream to get up and sing on stage for lots of people so to be able to do it with my SPN family was a dream come true!  I was really, really worried I wouldn’t get chosen (didn’t last week at Asylum; so it goes), so when I did and my friends cheered it was like… AAAAHHHH.  And they all came up with me to sing and dance and everyone cheered when I started singing and Osric filmed the entire thing on my camera and thanked me, and Tim Omundsson both privately shook my hand and congratulated me and then shouted out ‘SHE CAN FUCKING SING’ to the crowd???

I. Uhhh.  Was extremely emotionally compromised and may have spent the rest of the evening singing my throat dead and going for a run around the Hilton with Nat and Maggie.Good fuckin times, man.  

Here’s the video again :D  

Oh and then there was the post-karaoke brioche

Briana Who signed the penis? Me       Misha, and also Matt Cohen Briana It’s like a race to sign Jared’s penis

Briana Okay... I’m gonna sign his face... [thankfully she didn’t do this]

Briana So you’re a big Jared fan, hey? [she’s so Canadian jesus christ] Me       Yeah, Jensen’s on the other side but Jared’s my fave Briana Jared’s your favourite? Me       Yeah Briana Copy that, I have some good stories for you, save ‘em for next time Me       Save ‘em for coffee lounge! Briana You bet! [she is precious]

Adam  Ohh yeeeessssss! [Adam loves this blanket: see Asylum 13]

Adam  Do we need to take another picture with this? [we took a selfie, he PUT IT IN HIS ASYLUM VLOG, I also made a post about it]

Adam  Thanks for bringing it around again!

Osric   Jared’s body... Me       Jared’s body Osric   Where’s this from? Me       I got it on Etsy Osric   When did he do this...? [Osric it’s not real babe]

Osric    I’m gonna sign where his peen would be [yes, he said peen]

Kim   THAT'LL KEEP YOU WARM [her voice when she said this literally still gives me shivers]

Kim     That's hilarious

Chad   Yes, nice, very cool, yes [pretty sure Chad is high 100% of the time]

Chad   Woah, this is a first

Chad   Nice Me      Thank you Chad   Thank you, appreciate it [okay then Chad]

Jewel   Hi Danii! [she wrote “hot stuff” but I didn’t even notice because Kim was at the next table and I was paying attention to her, I’m an awful person]

Tyler    Oh yeaahhhhh, oh woooow

Tyler    Wow, can’t take my eyes off him... I’ll go uh... I’ll go like right here in his pelvic bone Me       Go for it Tyler    What is this?! Is that pubic hair?! ANYWAY

Kathryn    Oh jeez... OH, MY GOD... that is, okay taking a picture, this is too good [she took a picture, she hasn’t posted it yet]

Kathryn    I’m gonna act like I don’t know it’s there like it’s just a white blank page, that’s so funny

Kathryn    Oh my god, want me to sign this side too? Me            You can! I don’t know if you’re... allowed Steward    I’m not saying anything Kathryn   Okay I’ll just... *signs* so funny [so Kathryn somehow managed to sign both sides I DON’T EVEN KNOW]

Mark   Ohhhhh, he’s not wearing any shorts! [Mark you’re so old and cute] Me      He’s not Mark   He’s not wearing undies... or is he? No he’s under a blanket... those are his... that’s his leg

Mark   Did he do this while he was doing Supernatural? [he literally thought Jared posed for this] Me      This isn’t a real photo Mark   What? Oh, it’s not? Like it’s made up legs, like it’s all kinda pieced together?