Art by @6ooey of my beautiful goblin Rakona, and her loose relationship with buttons.

“I am recently come to these soft lands, and its soft people. They amuse me, though it is... difficult to understand their ways. I was born with a gift of great violence. I grew to womanhood in a place that celebrated that gift. Among a people that used me for their entertainment. Now, to come here, it has been strange. I see that many fear me, and this is something I do not wish to discourage. I will admit, however, that it can be a lonely existence. In this case, I will accept and answer questions.”

“I may be a violent savage in the eyes of some, but I am quite wise. A stranger would be fortunate to hear any words of mine. And blessed to receive of my time, also.”

“I am not overly fond of manufactured sweet things. I was denied them much in my youth and so to consume them now makes me feel somewhat uneasy. In moderation, they are tolerable, and enjoyable. I much prefer fruit! It is delicious, sweet enough without being terribly overpowering, and it will last if left in my den for a day or two. I had not tasted much of the succulent fruits that are grown in these soft lands, but I will lower myself to confessing that I enjoy them very much. If you must know, Oranges are well my favorite, and it would serve to elevate one in my eyes should they present it as a gift.”

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“I sleep when it pleases me, and wake under the same discretion. I prefer to be awake for the daylight, however, as the sun is a warm comfort. It also helps greatly that those I consider worth my time are also awake during the day. For the most part. I would say that I prefer to rise with the dawn rather than stay up late, but I am not opposed to doing both, and napping. I live according to my own rules, at least to the extent one can in this land of stifling laws.”

“I am loathe to admit any fault, however… no. I do not read. There are vast oceans of books I share a home with, but I… do not possess the learned nature required for reading. I have no doubt that I could well learn, if I put my mind to it, but I was never taught and I have no patience for the matter. Instead… well. If there is a book that has a picture of something I find interesting, then I will bring it to my friend Rikyo, and have her read it to me. She likes to pretend as if it is of no matter to her - but I know well that having me curled in her lap, listening as she reads the words aloud, brings her some measure of joy and comfort as well.”

“I lead a simple existence, as you know. I am… almost ashamed to admit it, but most of the things I enjoy and look forward to involve a certain… detective. Rikyo is my dearest friend, so I will do her the honor of being the first on the list. I am enthused when it comes to spending time with her. Beyond that, ah… I enjoy the thrills of combat. Testing myself against another, the scent of hot blood and sweat. The sweet, inevitable victory. And, third, I am fond of… hmm. Sleeping. I enjoy being bundled up and resting, warm and comfortable.”

“There, you see? A simple existence.”