#rainy-intel

On the angsty side, imagine one of the bunnies getting sick and no one notices until suddenly all of them are sick and refusing to eat. Lan Wangji doesn't know what to do and takes it hard. The bunnies were a safe haven, a source of comfort for many years, and now their all gone.

That’s what we all want. ZZL gives him a box on Christmas and SQQ is like thanks but why is it empty and there’s a hole in the bottom? So ZZL has to take SQQ’s dick out himself. Once he’s hard enough to keep that box up, ZZL has him keep it there and fingers his ass in front of SQQ to punish him for being such a dummy, teasing him to torture until ZZL finally unwraps his present properly.

kurapika’s outfit looks like a rich prince while chrollo looks like he is an expensive stripper…. 

“I might have to get a replacement for this soon…”

TBH I think that ZZL is probably pretty irresistible in the right circumstances. He’s hot and dumb and can be really sincere. And since he has so many different forms and little friends, I know that he could get up in allllllll sorts of kinky shit. Sky’s the limit with this snakeboy.

Does ZZL have two dicks? Please say yes, because SQQ would be drooling with hearts shining from his eyes. He loves to be completely wrapped up in his lover, loves the feeling of scales sliding against his skin, loves the tongue that slithers out to taste him. SQQ runs his tongue along those huge fangs and sips at ZZL’s venom, letting it paralyze him and make him ZZL’s toy for the night.

my bad this is late

After the last chapter I can only think about chrollo being jealous about a dolphin.