#rainbowneon

Holy shit two cakes

You have a feeling it’s gonna be a long, loooong Halloween night.

(( blast from the fucking past, god damn, been a hot minute since I’ve seen you around neon

To be truthful, you’re never understood ectobiology, even when you properly read that part of Homestuck, you always considered it A CONFUSING PESUDOSCIENCE MEANT TO SUBVERT THE TROPE OF SECRET SIBLINGS THAT JUST ENDED UP FEELING OUTTA PLACE IN THE LONG RUN. which is why you decided to mostly fuck around with the old thing when you found one of the leftover labs on earth C,

With the paradoxes mostly looped and the game relatively over, Your understanding is that whatever you try to make appearify will just turn into a paradox slime imprint, and then become immediate goop and stored inside of a machine that will never forfill its purpose again, which it mostly did, until it got to Rose’s mom, where it just…..didn’t goop, at all

A relatively solid body, the way it resembles her and her properties, so much besides the actual lack of details, it honestly reminded you of those slime girls you see in a few anime, truth be told, you were memorized

Perhaps that was why it took you by surprise when you suddenly felt yourself grabbed by the hood and thrown towards the wall by it, a throw you manage to slightly tech (thank you Dave Strider’s Lessons in Cool ass Parkour), but a throw that was immediately followed up by a utter SLAM.

The concept of paradox slime not only being a solid figure but possibly sentient already surprised you greatly enough to let your guard down completely, so the concept of them being horny enough to slam their entire ass against you? Well, you can see the picture, you don’t have to explain how you feel about the triple whammy

You will admit, it feels…..weird being smushed between a wall and ectoslime…it’s like…..gel, encoating your entire body in the stuff, even your cock is confused? Not confused enough to still get a boner from the situation, but confused by what textures surround it, feeling like it’s being pressed by something that shouldn’t have pressure at all, like it’s been stuck into some kinda gooey onahole

As you lie there, entire body pressed by ectoass, one thought courses through your mind.

How does this ectocopy plan to use you?

MERRY CONDYMAS AND A HAPPY NEW FEAR

You look at the sight before you with abject fear in your heart, before you try to steel yourself

Ok reader, Her Imperious Condescension has finally tracked you down all the way to your home, and is now currently presenting her entire bass to you wrapped up in lights and wrappings.

This is a trap, you know it is, the condy has been gunning for you ever since these last few months since she somehow learned you A. Have retcon powers, and B. Have gained a pair of swollen nuts. first she sent CrockerTier versions of your friends after you, and when that failed thanks to you moans alerting your fellow friends, she sent herself, like a climax to a story arc barley in the making.

You think about retconning away, but you’re pretty sure that would more upset her than anything.

You think about that one ask from that one anon a while back, about the Condesce being really into cute little guys….

What if……what if you befriend the condy?

it sounds corny, and considering her actions to your friends on and off alternia, probably one of the last things you’d ever consider to do….but…..she dragged herself all the way out here….and put on a entire Santa get up….assumingly for you….maybe…there’s a chance?

You then notice the mistletoe, and know what you have to do.

You stumblewalk up to the massive toned cake of the fish bitch, getting bigger the closer you get to it, and with a jump and a pull, tear off the wrappings.

With a deep breath in, and a deep breath out, you lean in, and give the ass crack a kiss, your face submerging itself between her cheeks, but your body, thankfully, still free. No going back now…..

You look around, quite frankly completely terrified, all of your dear, sweat friends have been captured!

One would’ve been stressful enough, but four of them?!?

Alright, calm down, weigh your options. You could try popping off one of their tiaras, if Vriska was able to knock out a grimbark jade, there’s no reason to not assume she could take down the others….

But….they’re all so tall, and there’s doubt even if you were able to pop one of theirs off, and had them engaged with another, two of them would probably figure out a way get it back on, putting you right back in the situations you find yourself in now, staring down the jiggly sloshing breasts and wibbly wobbly butts of your corrupted friends

You’d be lying if you said you weren’t afraid of what a corrupted Vriska would do with an ass that fat. Especially in that suit

By the time the idea registers to you to just retcon out of there, they’ve already grasped at hoodie and thrown you into a chair, taking away all the strength you would have to get out.

You hick your breath as you feel the latex clad informed hands and dexterous fingers of Rose and Nepeta kneading at your balls, seemingly like Rose’s seer abilities allowing her and nepeta to push and grab just the right spaces to make your nuts go into overdrive,

If that wasn’t bad enough, you feel your cock PAINFULLY throb as Kanaya and Vriska double team you on a handjob, both of them covering whatever side of the cock the other can’t, they’re even bending forward so you can see the top of their hyper butts, knowing the sight of them will almost certain increase your production and cause your soon to be orgasm to last longer.

As your grab the base of your cock in a attempt to hold in your soon to be cumshots, you look at all of your corrupted friends pleadingly, despite you knowing it to be useless, you plead with them, this isn’t them, you proclaim, surely at least one of them has their old self deep down in there….