Bought a PS5 just to see Rafa swim in the water. Thank you Unreal Engine graphics. My eye-thirst is fully quenched. I was so dedicated within these past 40 minutes to simply stare at this f****-it-we-ball-YOLO / charismatic / one-liner hispanic fellow splishy-splashing his way through the bay with some fishies…that I totally forgot the point of the game. Looter-shooter? More like : eye candy + shits and giggles + particle effects spam that’s overheating every console across the globe, all at once. It’s part of the usual post-BL2 Bobolands package. Love this franchise for many reasons, even if it cost me my entire left nut on the black market. (Keep that between us pls.) Randy B*tchfork is still getting hissed at for his controversial tweets (and questionable history cough cough), but at least (I’m hoping) some peeps from the dev/program/artist/etc crew are actually being well fed with the 200$+ dollars I just sent them. Hope I saved the franchise from bankruptcy lmao. This is my first official 4K 60fps gaming journey (I come from a dark place ok. aka a rock) and it begins with me trying to control my impulse to screenshot everything, to resist saying WOW to everything and to survive the fact that I’m neglecting my carpel tunnel pain, but that is the joy of the ultimate premium gamer experience!!! I shed a couple of very manly tears. Some moans came out when I saw Raf- REALIZED WE CAN SWIM in this new Borderline Personality Disorder Four game. I’m lovin’ Boys Love 4 so far. Rafa is so extra. I would totally go to an Outback Steakhouse with this guy. Mmmmeeeeaaat. (No hidden mischievous pun intended.)
Can’t forget the usual memery. :P
My endgame Rafa will defo yearn for these simpler swimmy times.
Complimentary double-dough GIF for all the Rafa lovers out there.
