#raaptordad

sif is just laying her head on the table and cackling she cant even sit up from laughing. its all too much. midgardians try so hard but they have no idea

someone is def like on the floor dying during this conversation. Sif is already done with her first bottle of wine and has to order her second through hand gestures bc she’s laughing so hard. Thor is so pleased with himself.

i love this so very much. thor's drinkin a light beer and everyone thinks hes hardcore.

i like to think of Thor retelling this description to Sif and the Warriors Three and all of them are just CRYING with laughter bc it makes no sense and has like 3 jokes in it. 

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oh my goddddddd i totally understand like!!! i cant even put it in words rn, because i just watched a v emotional episode of criminal minds but like!!!!!!! i feel this so hard jesus

you're beautiful! happy birthday sweetheart<3

I LOVE THORSIF ROMCOM SHIT. i would rewrite every rom com to be thorsif just watch me

also since i kno u love single parent aus 

they remeet (or i guess first time meet I LOVE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS EVENTUALLY FINDING LOVE OKAY) with their kids in kindergarden (bc more bbs more cutes) Thor had a v messy divorce with amora meanwhile sif lost her husband/partner/whichever like two years before bc i like pain and also using eric masterson. 

Thor is picking up his kid for the first time (new school or custody rules whatever) and doesn’t know where he’s going and sif directs him and wow look at that their kids are in the same class so they chit chat as they wait

i need this in my life