#quickcyke

Scott: *staring intently*

Peter: What the sigma?

Peter: He’s got a level ten rizz.

Peter: No cap.

Scott: Oh! The youths, yeah.

Peter: Gen Alpha. 

Peter: Gen Alphaaaa. 

Scott: *gasps* Is that after Z?

Scott: How come you don’t point out when I ask good questions?

Jean: I don’t love you like he does.

Pietro: How to hotwire a car, how to forge documents, how to put tacks in your shoe to throw off a lie detector test–

Scott: Wait, which of your siblings was this?

Pietro: What was that?!?

Wanda: That was . . .

Lorna: That was fucking bullshit, that’s what it was!!!

Scott: Are you guys okay?

Pietro: Why did that bitch need all that room?!

Jean: Dude, he’s a terrorist!

Scott: Yeah, but not one of the bad ones.

Jean: You just think he’s hot.

Scott: The sexier you are the more you can get away with.

Scott: I guess?

Peter: Tell him!

Scott: You don’t have all the facts.

Jean: Which are?