TFW your Thursday Banger chapter is over 3k long and you have no idea how it ran away from you O_O
Now I have to like... edit and read this bitch... I cant just post up 3.5k without reading it hahaha - alas this entry will have to be tagged 'some edits, but we still die like men'
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A collection of the MHA Coffee Shots I've done, complied for the sake of ease. These are all stand-alone stories. Many are from various seasonal events.
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181) Lee Bakugou, Ler Deku
âDEHEHEHEHEHEKU YOU FUHUHUHUHUHUCK!!â Bakugou roared with laughter, struggling and kicking to no avail as his friend hovered over him, fingers deep in his upper ribs. âTHE MOHOHOHOHOHOVIE ISNâT OHOHOHOHOHOVER!!â
Deku giggled. âYou werenât even watching it anyway!â
âLIKE HEHEHEHEHEHELL I WASNâT!!â
A particular dig into one of the blondeâs weak spots made him kick out in retaliation, catching the bowl of popcorn the greenette had placed â safely, he thought â on top of the coffee table and sending the kernels flying everywhere, showering down on them like rain.
They had, until moments before, been watching a popular anime-turned-live action movie together to unwind a little and start learning how to be proper friends again, but not even halfway through Bakugou had started to nod off, so Deku poked him playfully to keep him alert, and wellâŠ
âAHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA STAHAHAHAHAHAP!!â the blonde screamed, clamping his arms to his sides far too late to actually protect himself. His head was thrown back and a giant smile on his face as he cackled.
Deku giggled along with him, continuing to press and knead into that sweet spot between his ribs and armpits, enjoying himself very much despite the change in activity. Usually he was on the receiving end of this kind of treatment from Bakugou; it always felt nice to turn the tables on him when he could.
âGEHEHEHEHEHET OFF OF ME YOU SOHOHOHOHOHON OF Aâ!!â
âLanguage~â Deku warned teasingly, daring to lift his friendâs shirt enough to expose his tummy and blow a quick raspberry against the skin.
Bakugou went rigid, laughing so hard he went silent, wheezing out what giggles he could before taking a deep breath and rolling over to look up at the smaller boy, mirthful tears in his eyes. âPlehehehehease,â he begged, holding up a hand in surrender. âNo mohohohohohore, Izuku!â
Deku grinned but did as he was asked and sat back, letting his friend sit up and catch his breath.
After a moment of regaining his bearings, Bakugou glanced around and muttered, âThe fuck happened to the popcorn?â
âYou kicked the bowl.â
âAnd whose fault is that?â
Deku shrugged, still smiling. âNot my fault youâre so ticklish, Kacchan.â
Bakugou had him pinned to the ground and begging for mercy through his own hysterical laughter in three seconds flat.
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182) Lee Deku, Ler Kaminari
It was quiet out here.
Deku lay with his eyes closed, soaking in the ambient sound of grass and trees rustling in the warm evening breeze, the occasional cricket chirping. His life had become so chaotic recently, it was difficult to find a moment of silence to simply be with his thoughts.
Inside the dorms, the others were busy setting up for an all-night movie marathon â one that Deku fully intended to join and was looking forward to â but before that, heâd justâŠneeded a minute. Heâd observed the twinkling stars for a while, contemplating Shigaraki and All For One and the giant battle that was looming on the horizon sooner than any of them would like to admit. It had been a wonderful respite, but he knew that someone would be coming to get him any time now. In fact, he was surprised he hadnât heard from anyone already. They wouldnât have started without him, right?
âTickle attack!â someone shouted, startling Deku out of his reverie, but not soon enough for him to avoid said someone pinning his folded arms behind his head to the ground and scribbling wildly into his armpits.
âEEEK!! Ehehehahahahahahaha wahahahahahahait!â he cried, bursting into happy giggles quite freely, though his body instinctively squirmed and kicked at the feeling. It had been so long since heâd been tickled at all, let alone surprise attacked like this â he loved it already, and he didnât even know who was behind it yet.
It didnât take him long to place the teasing voice.
âKahahahahahaminariehehehehehehe!â he squealed, his helpless position only adding to his ticklishness. âAhahahahahaha, plehehehehehehease!â
The blonde grinned down at him, sparks flying between his fingertips. âOh? You want the full tickle treatment, huh, Midoriya?â
Deku couldnât help but squeal in panicked excitement. âNononono, not thahahahahahat, please â DEHEHEHEHEHENKI!!â
Above him, Kaminari giggled along with him for a few moments as he activated his quirk just enough to add an extra ticklish jolt to his system, making Deku laugh so hard he went silent, shaking his head and kicking his legs in defeat.
âAll right, all right â I think you get the message.â The blonde climbed off of him and ruffled his hair. âItâs movie time, bro! Letâs go! Weâre starting in five!â
By the time Deku had recovered, Kaminari was back in the dorms.
The greenette grinned and took off after him.
It was movie time!
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183) Lee Bakugou, Ler Kirishima
Kirishima watched Bakugou for a full minute before saying something. Heâd fully expected the blonde to either give up or find another way, but when neither of those happened the redhead said, âYou know thereâs a stool, right?â
Bakugou whirled around, surprised but trying to mask it with a scowl. âI donât need it! Iâm not short!â
âDidnât say you were.â Kirishima smirked. âBut I think it would make whatever youâre trying to do a little easier.â
The blonde gave him a scathing look and waved at the frozen waffles sitting on the counter beside the fridge. âThe hell does it look like Iâm doing?â
âTrying and failing to make breakfast, if I had to guess.â
âTch.â Bakugou turned his back to him and resumed reaching for the toaster that sat on top of the fridge in their dormâs kitchen. âScrew you, spiky hair. I donât need a damn stool.â
Again, Kirishima stood there watching him struggle, although this time his friend kept glancing over his shoulder, fully aware he had an audience now. Knowing arguing was useless, the redhead shrugged and continued his stride into the kitchen, pretending to just let Bakugou do what he wanted.
Until he got right up behind him, scribbling his fingers into the blondeâs exposed armpits.
âGAH!!â Bakugou screeched, bringing his arms down so hard he jammed his elbow on the fridge handle in transit. âAsshole, stohohohohop it!â
âYouâre in the way,â Kirishima replied playfully and reasonably. âSome of us actually want to get started with our day. I need orange juice.â
âJuhuhuhuhuhust ask me to mohohohohohove, then, idihihihihiot!â Bakugou cackled, squirming and wriggling uselessly as his redheaded friend continued to dig into his weak spot. âGahahahahaha, quihihihihihit it alreheheheheady!â
Smirking, Kiri did as he was asked and let up, allowing his friend to collapse against the counter to catch his breath. Acting completely unbothered, he opened the fridge, retrieved the orange juice â theyâd have to restock, he noticed â and set it on the counter beside the waffles. Then he moved the stool that was sitting on the other side of the fridge around to the front and stepped up on it, reaching to retrieve the toaster.
Bakugou struck, as Kiri knew he would, but only to find the redheadâs skin was hardened and un-tickle-able.
âJerk! What, you can tickle me but I canât tickle you back?â the blonde grumbled as Kiri set the toaster down and turned to grin at him.
âNot when youâre being this stubborn,â he teased, raising wiggling fingers to him again. âI think someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.â
âKiri, donât you d-AHAHAHAHAHARE!!â
They got to their breakfastsâŠeventually.
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184) Lee Dabi, Ler Hawks
Dabiâs first reaction was to tense up when he felt someone come up behind him. In his line of work, it was always dangerous to be snuck up on. But the touch that followed was gentle â arms wrapped around his middle and feathered wings encircled him like a protective cocoon â and then the villain found himself relaxing into the only person heâd ever let his guard down for.
âGotta quit doing that,â he muttered halfheartedly, closing his eyes with content upon feeling his partnerâs face press into his back.
Hawksâ chuckle was soft. âNah.â He held him in silence for a long minute, then said, âSomethingâs up with you.â
âItâs not.â
âIt is.â The hero hugged him closer. âWonât you tell me about it?â
Dabi rolled his eyes. How did his boyfriend always know when something was off? It was unfair. He could almost never read him in return.
Which is probably why Hawksâ next words startled him so much.
âTell me, or Iâll have to tickle you.â
The villain tensed a second time, but he didnât try to run. Not yet. âThereâs nothing the matter â h-hehehey!â
âI warned you.â Hawksâ voice was warm and playful, and his fingers gently tracing up and down Dabiâs skin were very, very ticklish.
âD-Dohohonât, you stuhuhuhupid bird â shit!â The brunette bit back a snort when his boyfriend squeezed his hips, making him jerk in surprise. He tried to dart forward and away, but Hawks was strong, and he still had the feathery cocoon to deal with, which now felt more like a coffin with the way the feathers were twitching, eager to join in.
âTell meeee~â Hawks sang annoyingly, purposely brushing his weapons along his partnerâs neck and ears, his arms.
âI hahahahahate you â fuck, okay, okahahahahay!â Dabi relented quickly, a tweak to his ribs the final straw. âStop already, you ass! Iâll talk, okay?â
Hawks snuggled into him again. âThat was surprisingly easy. Did you want to tell me but just needed a little encouragement? Hmm?â
âShutââ
âYou wanted me to tickle it out of you, Daaabi?â
The villainâs resolve quickly snapped back into place as he broke free of his boyfriend and turned with a playful snarl. âYou know what? Screw that!â
He tackled Hawks to the ground, and soon enough it was the hero who was being tickled into submission instead.
They could talk about the other stuff later.
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185) Lee Todoroki, Ler Kaminari
âOoh, Toshi, look! Look at that giant leaf pile!â
Although he wasnât Toshi â Dekuâs nickname for his boyfriend Shinsou â Todoroki turned and glanced at where he was pointing anyway, as did the other two boys with them.
âYo, thatâs gigantic! How long do you think it took them to do that?â Kaminari asked in awe.
Deku was beaming from ear to ear, tugging at his boyfriendâs hand. âCome on, Toshi! Letâs jump in it!â
Shinsou gave his partner a soft smile. âKnock yourself out, babe. Iâm good.â
But Deku was having none of that. In the next instant heâd used his super strength to pick Shinsou up and race toward the pile, ignoring his halfhearted protests as he leaped into the air and sent them both crashing into the dry leaves, disappearing from view completely for how many there were.
Todoroki watched on in fascination, surprised when after a moment, Shoji came up beside him and said, âNo one will think twice if you want to do it too, you know.â
âOh. ItâsâŠnot that, itâs justâŠâ Todoroki averted his gaze as the lovebirds clambered out of the leaves, laughing and play wrestling. He always hated admitting that he hadnât done something that normal kids would have done growing up. âIâveâŠneverâŠâ
Kaminari overheard and turned to smile at him. âDude, all the more reason to go for it! Come on, youâll never find a pile of leaves more fitting. Theyâre begging to be jumped in!â
âIâŠI donât know. Arenât I kind of old for that?â
âAre you saying weâre all old? Those two just did it. You can, too!â Kaminari skipped over to him and started nudging him toward the leaves from behind. âCome onnn, you know you wanna~â
He did want to. He felt oddly giddy at the thought of abandoning his façade and just jumping in without a care in the world. ButâŠ
âAh! N-Nohohohoho, hey! Donât tihihihihickle me!â he suddenly found himself giggling, Kamiâs fingers curling into his ribs from behind as he pushed him onward. âEhehehehehehe, Kahahahaminari!â
âJump, jump, jump!â the electric teen began to chant, joined swiftly by Shoji and finally Shinsou and Deku as they caught on to what was happening.
Todoroki squealed at one more purposeful tickle to his sides, then finally took off at a sprint and launched himself into the leaves.
It was prickly and damp and smelled of dying foliage, but as Todoroki emerged back into the fresh fall air, grinning from ear to ear, he couldnât help but feel it was the most comforting thing in the world.
Heâd be picking leaves out of his hair for the rest of the afternoon.
Totally worth it.
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186) Lee Kirishima, Ler Mina
âM-Mihihihihina! Wahahahahait, Iâll screhehehehehew it up!â Kirishima whined through his giggles, squirming in place as she dug into his sides from behind, holding him firmly but not firmly enough that he couldnât get away if he wanted to.
âWhaaaat? Iâm just motivating you!â she teased, propping her chin on his shoulder as she tickled, grinning at his trembling and snickering form. âYou did the eyes just fine. Now he needs a biiiiiig smile!â
Kiri clenched the carving tools harder in his hands as he arched his back, trying desperately not to accidentally hurt either one of them. âPlehehehehehehease!â
âQuit being a wimp, spiky hair,â Bakugou grumbled from across the circle, smirking knowingly at him. âYou canât fool any of us, you know.â
âYeah, man, you love a challenge! Especially when itâs a tickly one~â Kaminari added, sparking his fingertips and making their redheaded friend cackle even more.
The five of them were sat in a circle together, each with a pumpkin to carve for Halloween. Mina and Bakugou both had white pumpkins while the rest had the typical orange ones, and speedy worker that she was, Mina was already finished with hers. Hence her scooting over to Kirishima and daring him to try and carve the rest of his pumpkin while she distracted him.
He had yet to try and move his tools back to the task at hand, though.
âCome on, Kiri~â she teased into his ear. âGive him a big, ticklish smile, yeah?â
He jolted when her fingertips grazed his ribs. âWhyyyyy?!â
Sero chuckled from the opposite side of him and set his tools down, curling his fingers teasingly. âI can always give you an extra boost if sheâs not giving you enough motivation.â
âNonono! I gohohohohot it, I got it!â Kiri screeched, finally raising trembling hands to his pumpkin, hardly daring to try and make the first carving. He just knew he was going to mess it up. He could always do another one later if he needed to, butâŠ
âYeeeep!â he squealed when she found his ribs again, digging into his pumpkin canvas accidentally, making a wide line from just beneath its eyes to nearly the bottom of it. âMihihihihihina!â
âUh-oh! Guess youâll have to make a laughing pumpkin now!â she giggled, wrapping her arms around his waist and dragging him away from the task at hand, all pretenses out the window. âHere, let me inspire you some more!â
âMihihihihina â wait, no, guhuhuhuhuhuys!â Kirishima shrieked with elated panic when Sero, Kaminari, and Bakugou all dove for his now prone form as well. âWaitwaitwait, this isnât fahahahahahair! GUHUHUHUHUHUHUYS!!â
When it was all over, everyone agreed that Kirishimaâs pumpkin came out looking the best.
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187) Lee Bakugou, Ler Todoroki
The body behind him shivered, then snuggled closer to Todoroki instinctively. The half-and-half boy realized he was lying on his left side; therefore Bakugou wasnât able to warm up like he usually did when they cuddled together.
Wordlessly, Todoroki rolled over so they were facing each other and wrapped his left arm around the blondeâs bare shoulders, hugging him close and warming up that half to help stave off the cold.
Bakugou relaxed almost immediately. Todoroki smiled gently at him, his eyes catching on the open window behind his boyfriend, allowing a cool night air to seep through. They really should close that; it was getting too cold overnight to keep it open anymore.
âThanks, Shoto,â Bakugou murmured, curling in on himself as he cuddled closer to Todoroki, making his boyfriendâs heart expand with undying affection and happiness.
âAnytime,â Todoroki replied in a soft whisper, taking in his sleepy partnerâs face. The flutter of his eyelashes, the slope of his nose, the cut of his jawâŠthe peppermint hero could never get enough of him. He loved every part of his grumpy partner, especially when he was smiling and snuggly like he was now.
Absently, he trailed a finger from the back of Bakugouâs neck to his shoulder blades and finally his spine, making the blonde let out a small gasp and arch into him, eyes cracking open in weak protest. âShoto.â
âCan I?â Todoroki asked, suddenly overwhelmed with the desire to tease him, to warm him up in a different way. âPlease?â
Bakugou locked eyes with him for a long moment, then sighed and covered his face with his hands as he muttered, âFine.â
Todoroki beamed and dragged his fingers around to Bakugouâs side, gently scribbling along his lower ribs and belly. His boyfriend squirmed but tried not to roll away, reluctant giggles spilling over his lips in a sleepy cascade.
Then, remembering the way heâd shivered and gotten them into this position, the heterochromatic boy got an evil idea. He smirked, sneaking his right hand into the fray, dragging ice-cold fingernails down Bakugouâs chest to his belly while still pinching his ribs with the left hand.
 Bakugou gasped in surprise and rolled onto his back, but Todoroki followed him quickly, lying on top of him to keep him still while alternating warm and cold tickles to his bare torso. The blonde snorted and squeaked. âStohohohohohop, you jeheheheheheherk! Iâm cohohohohohold!â
Todoroki pressed a quick kiss to his lips and whispered, âNot for long~â
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188) Lee Deku, Ler Shinsou
If youâd asked Deku how he managed to lose his boyfriend in a pet store of all places, he would have pouted and proclaimed that it was Shinsouâs fault for wandering off in the first place. Yet here he was, diligently scouring the aisles for his partner and continuously coming up short. Dogs, cats, birds, fish, rodents â he went through them all, but there was no sign of the purple-haired boy anywhere.
Then suddenly, Deku saw him! All the way in the back at the adoptables section â the last place he should have been. The greenette hurried over to stand beside him, but Shinsou barely looked his way as he approached, his eyes focused on something behind one of the glasses, looking completely and utterly in love.
Deku was only a little bit jealous.
âWhat are you staring at?â the smaller boy finally asked, trying and failing to see what had captured his attention.
âIâm staring into the void,â Shinsou murmured, unmoving and unblinking.
Deku felt a pang of concern. Was his boyfriend okay? He was almostâŠhypnotized.
Then he saw a pair of eyes blink, and he understood.
âOh, thereâs a cat in there,â he said.
âThis beautiful baby is not just a cat. He is my soulmate.â
âHey!â
âLook at his little face!â
Deku had to admit the cat was adorable, but just to mess with his partner, he mused, âYou know, Iâve heard that black cats are bad luckââ
Shinsou whirled on him, aghast. âDonât you dare say that!â
At first Deku panicked â heâd only meant it as a joke â but then he saw the wicked glint in Shinsouâs eyes moments before there were hands around his waist, thumbs dangerously close to his hips.
âTake that back,â the purple-haired boy warned.
Deku glanced at the cat, then back at his partner. âT-Theyâre not really bad luck.â
âNow, help me find someone to fill out the adoption papers.â
âToshi, you canât bring a cat back to the dohohohohohohorms! Hey!â Deku squealed, slapping a hand over his mouth as he succumbed to his giggles while Shinsou mercilessly drilled his thumbs into his hip bones right there in public. âNohohohohoho! Someone will seehehehehehehehee!â
âWeâre adopting him.â
âWe cahahahahahanât!â
âThis cat and I were meant to be together. The red string of fate has bound us.â
âIâm beheheheheheheing upstahahahahahaged by a cahahahahahat?!â Deku whined, squirming and pushing uselessly. âShihihihihihihihihinsou!â
They didnât go home with a cat that dayâŠbut only because Deku promised to let Shinsou do a lot more than just tickle him in return.
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189) Lee Deku, Ler All Might
Deku was lost in a world of laughter so intense he had entirely forgotten why heâd been so worked up just a minute ago. He squealed and squirmed as All Might loomed above him, tickling the ever-loving snot out of his ribs and sides.
âI seem to recall you having an especially bad spot, Midoriya,â the former pro hero mused playfully, grinning down at him. âWhere was it again?â
âNohohohohohohoho!â Deku whined through his giggles, both trying to roll out of his mentorâs lap and not getting anywhere at all thanks to his strong grip. Despite all the man had lost, he still had muscle enough to keep the hero in training in his place.
Now Dekuâs flushed face and happy smile made All Might grin victoriously. The boy looked like a strawberry, and he hadnât even gotten to the main event yet.
âWhere was that spot, Midoriya?â he teased, dancing all around it on purpose. He knew full well where it was; it was just fun to mess with him like this. âYou know Iâll find it eventually.â
âEhehehehehehehe! Plehehehehehehehease, All Mihihihihihihight!â Deku whined, though his efforts to get away were minimal at best.
âWas it here?â All Might teased, pinching his bottom ribs and making him squeak. âOrâŠhere?â A skittering along his belly, which forced Deku to snort on an excited cackle, one foot kicking the air to alleviate the sensations. âOrrrrâŠmaybe it was here?â Finally All Might pinched his hip, and Deku flailed so hard he nearly sat straight up again.
All Might quickly overpowered him, grabbing his wrists and pinning them above Deku on the seat cushion beside him, using his other hand to scribble and dig ruthlessly into the boyâs weak spot.
âGAHAHAHAHAHAHA ALL MIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIGHT!!â Deku screamed, tossing his head back as throes of laughter spilled out of him faster than he could keep up with. He struggled and kicked, but it did him no good. Or perhaps, he didnât want it to. âPLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!!â
âPlease what?â
âIT TIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHICKLES!!â
Exactly as heâd thought. Deku didnât want this to stop. Heâd needed this just as much as the hero had suspected.
âDoes it? Well, then.â All Might found himself curling his fingers in a little more, drawing another scream of hysterical laughter from his student. âI must be doing something right.â
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190) Lee Kaminari, Ler Shinsou
âCome on, Shin!â Kaminari said, tugging on his partnerâs hand to drag him outside into the snowy morning. âThese snow angels wonât make themselves!â
Shinsou allowed himself â begrudgingly â to be pulled into the cold air, bundled up in his coat and scarf. He loved the blondeâs enthusiasm, but⊠âHow can you be so excited about this? Snow is just frozen water, and you donât like water because of your quirk, right?â
âBut snow is so pretty and fun! And you can make snowmen out of snow; you canât do anything like that with water unless you freeze it.â
âWhat happened to snow angels?â
âIâm doing those first.â Kaminari grinned and pulled Shinsou even harder. âCome onnnn, you know you wanna make them with me!â
Shinsou opened his mouth to protest, but at that moment his boyfriend stumbled off the edge of the patio step â now hidden under the snow â and went tumbling, taking the violet-haired boy with him. They landed in a heap, one on top of the other, and were instantly met with just how freezing cold it really was out here.
âAre you okay?â Kaminari asked, laughing as he splayed his arms out to the sides to immediately start making the wings of his first angel right then and there.
Shinsou stared at him incredulously, then went for the only tickle spot he could easily reach under all these layers of clothes â the blondeâs knees. âYou did that on purpose!â
âEeeek! I did nohohohohohohot! Shinsou!â Kami squealed, his hands flying down to try and stop his partner, effectively messing up the masterpiece he was attempting to create in the snow. âDohohonât! It tihihihihihihickles!â
âDoes it? I couldnât tell,â Shinsou teased, smirking. âBut you deserve it! I wasnât ready to jump into the snow yet, and you dragged me down into this freezing hell with you!â
âIâm sohohohohorry â ACK!! Waitwaitwait not underneheheheheheath! BAHAHAHAHABE!!â Kami tossed his head back and shrieked as Shinsou found the weak spots along the backs of his knees, making him collapse in laughter, giving up on his angel â and on escaping â entirely. âEHEHEHEHE PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE!!â
Shinsou grinned at him. âYou know, maybe this wasnât such a bad idea after all~â
'A pun and innuendo in one? It's perfect. I can't wait to wear it around the Wayne manor. Thank you, Kon. You do know a way to my he.... head." Presses a playful kiss to Kon's lips and smirks.
'Want to see me organize those sheets in two minutes?" He knows he won't, but he is returning the favor with a tease.
A collection of the BSD Coffee Shots I've done, compiled for the sake of ease. These are all stand-alone stories. Many are from my Lemonades Event.
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51) Lee Poe, Ler Ranpo
âHuh? Whereâs my last chocolate bar?â Ranpo frowned into the basket between him and his partner, rifling through it as though it would magically make said item reappear from thin air.
Poe frowned back at him, a tiny crease on the corner of his mouth tipping the detective off that he was nervous. âButâŠyou brought three of them. I thought they were for us to share. At least, I assumed one was for meâŠâ
Ranpo stopped his rifling and glanced up very slowly at the taller man, who shrunk back a tiny bit. âYou ate it?â
âI thought you said we were sharing this picnic,â Poe defended himself, though that worried crease never vanished. âWe split everything else.â
It had been nice, actually. Poe didnât get away from his work much, so while at first he was stressed that Ranpo was dragging him from his desk and writing tools to enjoy a lunch in the great outdoors, after a while heâd relaxed and actually found himself having a good time. Heâd considered himself lucky to have a boyfriend that looked out for him.
But nowâŠ
Ranpo closed the top of the very stereotypical picnic basket and blinked. âYou know I love my snacks, Eddie.â
âIâŠIâm sorry,â Poe tried.
âNow Iâll have to tickle you.â
The poor writer barely had a chance to register the wiggling fingers Ranpo was teasing him with before heâd been pushed onto his back on the blanket, said fingers digging roughly into his sides and ribs. He desperately tried to suppress the shriek that rose up in response, but after only a few moments he couldnât help but toss his head back and cackle into the warm spring air, gripping the detectiveâs arms as he pleaded, âNohohohohohoho, Iâm sohohohohohohohory, Ran!â
âNot good enough,â his partner said matter-of-factly, though if Poe had been at all coherent heâd have seen the teasing smile on the smaller manâs face. âI wonât stop until I have you snorting with laughter.â
âWhahahahahahaha?! But thahahahahahahatâs embahahahahaharrassing â Rahahahahahahanpo!â Poe tried to squirm away, but his boyfriend plopped himself on his lap to keep him in place, tickling wildly along his ribs, sides, and belly â the trifecta of ticklishness that always had the author begging for mercy. âPlehehehehehehehease, stohohohohohohohohop!â
âYou know what I want to hear~â
Then Ranpo found the special spot that made Poe spasm like heâd been electrocuted, his laughter heightening to the point it went silent, followed very shortly by a loud, adorable snort.
âThere it is,â the detective said with a grin, slowing to a stop as promised. He chuckled as his boyfriend regained his breath and brushed his bangs from his eyes. âIâm just messing with you, Eddie. The last chocolate bar was for you â I just wanted an excuse to tickle you. You never let yourself really laugh unless itâs just the two of us, you know?â
Poe blushed, bringing his hand up to rest atop Ranpoâs on his cheek. âThanks, Ran.â
Ranpo grinned with pride and leaned down to kiss him. âAnytime.â
*
52) Lee Atsushi, Ler Akutagawa
It didnât take a genius to know that Akutagawa was not the type of man to want to partake in anything as silly and fun as a water balloon fight.
Atsushi decided he was going to try and get him to have one anyway.
It was finally warming up outside after theyâd been sequestered indoors due to the weather so much (not that the weretiger was complaining; snuggling and watching movies with Aku had been his favorite thing ever), and he wanted an excuse to go outside and play around with his boyfriend in the bright sunshine.
Akutagawa â predictably â refused. So Atsushi gave him some higher stakes to fight for.
âWeâll each get three balloons â three chances to hit each other. First one to get hit with a water balloon gets tickled by the other. How about that?â
With grim determination and focus, Akutagawa declared war.
The fight had been raging for several minutes now, but thanks to the both of them being so used to each otherâs fighting styles and tricks, neither had landed a single hit so far. They both had one balloon left. It was now or never.
âWhat happens if neither of us win?â Akutagawa asked, seeming unfazed as he stared his partner down.
Atsushi shrugged and grinned. âThen weâll just have to resort to a tickle fight.â
The mafioso scoffed. âI think not.â
Finally, after another few minutes, Atsushi threw his final balloon â and missed.
Akutagawa gave him a predatory smile. âI do believe Iâve won this war, weretiger.â
âNo way! You havenât hit me yetââ
âBut you were the first to lose all three of your weapons. ThereforeâŠâ He dropped his last balloon and lunged for him with Rashomon. Since Atsushi had let his guard down and wasnât prepared, he was easily overpowered and pinned to the ground, at which point his boyfriend fell upon him and began tickling all over with almost excited fervor. ââŠyou lose.â
âWahahahahahahahait! Thatâs not fahahahahahahahair! Ahahahahahahahakutagawaaaa!â Atsushi squealed, struggling uselessly in Rashomonâs grip and cackling as his partner tickled him freely all over his worst spots. âYou jeheheheheheheherk! This wahahahahahahasnât the deheheheheheheheal!â
âAnd what are you going to do about it, weretiger?â Akutagawa taunted, smirking wickedly down at him, squeezing his hips and sides in rapid succession. âDo you intend to fight me off for real? No more games?â
âI juhuhuhuhuhuhust wahahahahahanted to hahahahahahave fun with yohohohohohou!â
âAre you not having fun now?â
Atsushi cursed, which only made the mafioso grin even wider. âYou knohohohohohohow what I mehehehe-HEHEHEHEHEANT!! AHAHAHAHAHA NONONO WAHAHAHAHAHAIT, RYUâ!!â
Akutagawa chuckled and leaned down to kiss the shell of his boyfriendâs ear, a single finger wiggling into his belly button as he whispered, âIâm certainly having fun, Atsushi~â
*
53) Lee Chuuya, Ler Dazai
âHah! See that, Dazai? I made it to first base!â Dazai smirked at Chuuya, whose cheeks instantly matched his hair as he grumbled, âAll right, all right. Shut up.â
When their respective bosses had decided to have an exhibition baseball game âjust for funâ before the local teams started hogging the practice fields, neither side really knew what to make of the idea. Still, theyâd all grudgingly come out to playâŠand to their surprise, found they were actually having a lot of fun, some minor scuffles and incidents aside, of course.
âIâm surprised you swung at all,â Dazai commented as he watched Higuchi come out from the Port Mafiaâs dugout to bat. âYouâre so small your strike zone is practically nonexistent. You could have just taken the walk.â
âFuck off,â Chuuya snapped, shoving at him lightly before taking a foot off the bag and turning his gaze back to the game.
âYouâre not going to lead?â
âNot with you playing first baseman.â
âOh, come on, what do you think Iâm gonna do?â Dazai chuckled, shoving at him lightly. âYouâll need all the help you can get to make it to second base, chibi~â
Chuuya shot him a withering stare, though his blush was not lost on the detective. âShut up.â
âGo on,â the brunette teased, poking the mafiosoâs side. âJust a step or two.â
âDonât,â Chuuya grunted, trying to cover up a snicker. Then he yelped and instinctively tried to shimmy away as Dazai pinched him with more insistence. âAsshole, I have to get back on the bag before your guy pitches again â let me back!â
Dazai conceded and allowed him to tag the base again before Tanizaki wound up for his next pitch, but as soon as that was done, he wiggled a finger into Chuuyaâs hip, forcing him off the base again with a slew of giggles.
âDahahahahazai!â Chuuya watched as Higuchi swung and missed, fighting his way back to the base even as the detective abandoned his glove, grabbed onto his ribs, and started tickling with purpose. âAhahahahaha, fuhuhuhuhuhuck, stop it! Weâre in the mihihihihiddle of something â Dazai!â
Another couple of pitches later, Higuchi struck out, ending the half inning. Chuuya sagged in relief when Dazai let him go, then caught himself and shouted, âJust wait until you make it to third base, bastard! Iâll show you!â
Then he realized what heâd said, and how loud heâd said it, and he slapped a hand over his mouth as if it could take the words back.
On his way past him to get his glove for the outfield, Akutagawa muttered, âKeep your private lives to yourselves, sir.â
Dazai laughed hysterically the entire way back to the Armed Detective Agencyâs dugout.
*
54) Lee Higuchi, Ler Gin
âIchiyo?â
The use of her first name would have startled Higuchi more if the single word hadnât broken into the quiet like a clap of thunder, even if it had been whispered. Everything was so silent out here, and she was so tense. Sheâd have been able to hear a spider crawling on the outside of the tent, she thought.
âY-Yes?â she stammered in hushed reply.
âAre you nervous, being alone out here with me?â
At this the blonde turned toward her companion, though she could make out nothing but the outline of her sleeping bag in the darkness. âIâŠof course not, Miss Akutagawa.â
There was a rustling, and Gin sat up. Higuchi was able to see her full outline now â long, flowing hair and graceful curves. She was suddenly grateful for the dark.
âAre you worried that my brother will be angry?â
Higuchi shivered. âNo â wellâŠyes, I suppose. But thatâs not why Iâmââ She cut herself off just before she admitted aloud that she was, in fact, very nervous.
Gin was silent for a moment, and then she was crawling over to where Higuchi lay. âIâm not like him, you know. Not in that way. And if he tries to do anything to you, Iâll kill him myself.â
âItâs only natural heâd be concerned for you, Miss Akutagawa,â Higuchi replied quietly, watching Ginâs every move like a hawk. âYouâre the only family he has.â
âHow many times must I tell you to call me Gin?â
The closeness of Akutagawaâs sister was nerve-wracking enough even before Higuchi suddenly felt gentle presses into her sleeping bag, searching for an opening. âW-What are you doing?â
Gin found purchase then, and a smile could be heard in her voice as she replied, âThis.â
Giggles bubbled up from the blondeâs lips before she could hope to quell them. She slapped a hand over her mouth to muffle herself as Gin gently pinched and traced her ribs, her sides, even her back â anywhere she could reach in the darkness.
âM-Mihihihiss Akutagahahahawa,â she sputtered, blushing furiously, trying to roll over or squirm away but impeded by the very sleeping bag she lay in. âPlehehehehehease!â
âRelax, Ichiyo. Iâm the one who suggested this camping trip, remember? Itâs all on me if Ryuunosuke gets upset about it.â
âBehehehehehecauseâŠ!â Higuchi squealed when Gin found her hips, covering her mouth again and blindly reaching for the other woman. âEhehehehehe! Plehehehehehease stohohohohohop, Missââ
âGin,â Gin insisted, squeezing her hips again.
Higuchi barely bit back a shriek as she finally found her companionâs arms in the darkness of the tent and gripped them for dear life, pleading, âGihihihihihihin!â
At last the tickling stopped, leaving the blonde gasping for breath and smiling up at where she knew the dark-haired woman was, barely able to regain her thoughts before she felt another kind of tickle â this one the puff of breath on her cheek as Gin leaned down to whisper in her ear.
âBesides, when weâre so far from Yokohama, he canât stop us from having a little fun~â
*
55) Lee Dazai, Ler Chuuya
âChuuya left me all alooooone,â Dazai lamented pathetically, flopping back onto his beach towel with the back of his hand to his forehead like a damsel in distress. âIâve been so lonely!â
Chuuya, for his part, merely rolled his eyes as he sat beside him on his own towel, still dripping from his dip in the ocean. âShut up, mackerel. I left to cool down for like, five minutes, tops.â
âSo loooooonely!â
The mafioso scoffed, but he was struggling to hide his smirk at this point. He knew Dazai was more interested in soaking up the sun than actually getting in the water on todayâs outing â one of their exceedingly rare shared days off â but he couldnât help but share the sentiment that he hadnât wanted to be away for too long. They rarely got to see each other outside of fighting on the job; he didnât want to waste it not being with him.
StillâŠ
âYouâre being so dramatic,â he murmured, reaching down to poke Dazaiâs exposed ribs. âDid you seriously miss me that much?â
Dazai squeaked and grinned, eyes shooting up to meet Chuuyaâs. âYou were gone for so long!â
âAgain, five minutes at most.â The redhead didnât even try to hide his smirk at this point, swinging a leg over to straddle his partnerâs hips as he trailed his fingers up and down Dazaiâs bare torso. âChill out, would ya? Weâre trying to relax today.â
âI ahahahaham relahahahaxed,â Dazai giggled, unsure what to do with his arms as the mafioso tickled him. It was obvious he didnât want to fight back, but he didnât want to put his hands up and surrender so easily, either. Instead he settled for waving them around in an uncoordinated and random pattern that had even Chuuya grinning with amusement.
âIdiot,â he chuckled, quickly daring his hands up to scribble in Dazaiâs armpits, immediately making the detective settle on a decision and shoot them down protectively.
âW-WAHAHAIT â NOT THEHEHEHERE!! NOT HEHEHEHEHERE!!â he cried helplessly, laughing louder and trying to cover up his mouth with one hand while pushing at Chuuya with the other. âCHUUYA!!â
The redhead smirked but did as he was asked and moved back to a less ticklish spot. âAll right, fine. You donât want everyone to hear how ticklish you are. I get it.â
âShuhuhuhuhush,â Dazai shot back halfheartedly, giggling contentedly as Chuuya scribbled over his ribs. âEhehehehehehehe, Chuhuhuhuhuhuuya!â
âStill feeling lonely?â Chuuya asked.
Dazaiâs smile was entirely genuine when he replied, âNohohohohohoho.â
âGood. Then you wonât mind if I get back in the water?â
âChuuyaaaaaa!â
Chuuya couldnât help but laugh. âIâm messing with you, dumbass. You know I wonât stop until youâre good and done.â
Dazai decided to use his flailing arms to cover his blushing face in response.
*
56) Lee Akutagawa, Ler Atsushi
âTell me youâre not wearing that coat on the beach, Ryu.â
âYou know I am.â
Atsushi did know, and despite how out of place he knew it would make his boyfriend look, he understood why he insisted on wearing it. Theyâd be in a public place, surrounded by potential threats. He needed â wanted â to have it on him.
âAll right,â the weretiger conceded, putting his prepacked beach bag by the door and turning to face his partner with a small smile. âBut before we go out there and you roast alive inside that thingâŠcan I at least see you shirtless in here?â
Akutagawa paused. He considered for a long few moments, then slowly shrugged out of his black overcoat and draped it gently across the bed. Thin white fingers moved to the top button of his shirt, sliding to each next one slower than the last. By the time heâd reached the last two, heâd stopped entirely, visibly torn.
âWeretigerâŠâ
âItâs okay,â Atsushi said hurriedly, moving to stand in front of him, wrapping his arms around his partnerâs waist. âYou donât have to. Iâm impressed you got that far, actually.â
Akutagawa seemed to relax, relieved he wasnât being pressured into taking a step he wasnât entirely ready for. âOne day,â he promised.
âI know,â Atsushi murmured, kissing his cheek. âDonât rush yourself, all right? Only when youâre ready, Ryu.â
Akutagawa kissed him to show his gratitude, wrapping his arms around Atsushiâs shoulders.
Atsushi kissed him back for a minute, then pulled away and grinned. âYou know, you did get most of the shirt unbuttoned.â
âI did.â
âWhich means youâve given me access to most of your upper body.â
ââŠweretiger?â
Atsushi slipped his fingers into Akutagawaâs open shirt, gently scribbling along his upper ribs, fully prepared for the struggling that would follow. He giggled along with his boyfriend as they collapsed onto the bed together, Atsushi on top, tickling easily and ruthlessly as Aku grunted and whimpered and essentially did everything in his power not to laugh.
âCome on, Ryu,â Atsushi teased softly, grasping his wrists and pushing them above his head when he tried to fight back, his free hand shifting into a half-tiger form with long, unbearably ticklish claws. He raked them gently along his boyfriendâs skin, but it was enough to make Akutagawa very nearly scream as he finally dissolved into raspy laughter.
âGahahahahahahahaha! Stohohohohohohohop, weretihihihihihiger!â he cried, face lit up in a bright smile despite himself. He struggled uselessly, though it was clear he wasnât uncomfortable with the situation. Just caught off-guard. âI hahahahahahahahate you!â
âI just want to see you smile,â Atsushi cooed, purposely digging his claws in a little rougher, searching for the ultimate weak spots along the backs of Akutagawaâs ribs, enjoying how his struggling turned more frantic, his laughter more panicked.
âNohohohohoho, no! Dohohohohonât â not thahahahahahat spot, plehehehehehehease, weretiger!â Akutagawa begged, eyes alight with something akin to playfulness. Then his partner found the sweet spot, and he arched his back and screeched, âNOHOHOHOHOHO!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUHUHUHUHUHUCK, STOHOHOHOHOHOHOP IT!!â
Atsushi smiled lovingly down at him as he writhed and cackled. âBut Iâm not going to get to do this all day. I want to get my fill now, Ryuunosuke~â He whispered the last word directly in his boyfriendâs ear, knowing it would make him go crazy.
Sure enough, Akutagawa howled with mirth, kicking uselessly and trying to squirm out of Atsushiâs grip, his adorable dimples finally making their appearance. âPLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE, ATSUSHI!! ANYWHEHEHEHEHEHEHERE BUT THEHEHEHEHEHEHERE!!â
Atsushi eventually moved on to tickle other spots, but not before he leaned down to soak up all of Akutagawaâs rare, crazed laughter with a passionate kiss.
*
57) Lee Tachihara, Ler Chuuya
Chuuya plopped down with the large bowl of popcorn unceremoniously, stuffing a handful into his mouth as he mumbled, âAll right, what crap are we watching today?â
Tachihara gave him a look. âDonât get too excited, now.â
âTch, what? You always pick bad movies. Iâm just bracing myself.â
âBecause your movies are so much better.â
âExcuse me for preferring something other than blood and gore horror!â
âThatâs literally your life; how can you be so squeamish?â
âItâs because itâs my life that I want something else, asshole!â
Chuuya huffed to himself, but inwardly he couldnât help but feel giddy at the exchange. He didnât really have what heâd consider friends in his life; even calling Tachihara anything other than a coworker was pushing it, really, but it was the closest thing he had to any kind of friendly relationship besides that stupid Dazai, and sometimes he just wanted to hang out with the other redhead.
Even if most of their conversations did go like this.
âFine, what do you want to watch, boss?â Tachihara groaned, reaching for a handful of popcorn.
âWhy would I tell you? You always laugh at my choices.â
âBecause theyâre lame romcoms.â
âNot all of them!â Chuuya protested.
Tachihara smirked. âWell, I guess there was that one time you wanted to try a darker romance and you got more than you bargained forââ
âYou shut your mouth!â Chuuya snapped, throwing a handful of popcorn at the other man, who flinched and laughed. Annoyed â but still feeling oddly playful â the mafioso set the bowl aside and lunged for Tachihara, tackling him onto the cushions of the couch and finding purchase in his ribs. âFine, you want to laugh? Iâll give you something to laugh about!â
âAh! Nohohohoho, wahahahahait â no fahahahahahair! Donât tihihihihihihickle me!â Tachihara cackled despite himself, trying to curl up but failing miserably. He squirmed and laughed under Chuuyaâs surprisingly gentle onslaught, trying to push him away. âYou ahahahahahass! We can wahahahahahatch whatever, just lehehehehehemme go!â
âMaybe I wanna teach you a little respect for your superiors first, Band-Aid.â
âOh, sohohohohoho orihihihihiginal! Nihihihihice insult â gah, shihihihihihit!â Tachihara arched his back with a shriek when Chuuya dove a hand into his armpit. âFine, okahahahahay, you win! I respehehehehehehect you! Fuhuhuhuhucker, let me gohohohohoho!â
Chuuya scoffed. âSounds like you respect me.â But he relented anyway, settling back into his original position and picking up the bowl of popcorn.
Tachihara groaned as he sat up, then swiped the bowl from his boss and stuffed another handful of buttery kernels into his mouth. âI do, you know. Respect you.â
Chuuya yanked the bowl back. âShut up and pick one of your lame horror flicks, Tachi.â
The other redhead smirked to himself as he grabbed the remote and began to scroll through the options. Being friends with Chuuya wasâŠinteresting. But it certainly was never boring, and he liked it that way.
*
58) Lee Atsushi, Ler Dazai
âI would have to tell you,â Dazai murmured in a low, teasing voice in time with the man on the TV screen, âyou have bewitched me body and soulââ
âDazai!â Atsushi squealed, covering up his blushing face as his partner slid an arm around his waist and pulled him closer.
âAnd I loveâŠI loveâŠI love you~â
Atsushi burst into giggles. âShut up!â
âI never wish to be parted from you from this day on,â Dazai teased, whispering into his ear directly now.
âStoooooop,â Atsushi whined, shoving at his chest and turning his face away, red as a strawberry. He was already flustered enough as it was, but then the brunette leaned into kiss his neck, and he scrunched up into another round of giggles. âDahahazai!â
The detective chuckled softly, the arm around his waist sliding up to squeeze his side and make him jump in his seat, barely aware of the couple onscreen anymore.
âIsnât it just so romantic, Atsushi?â he sighed dreamily, kissing his neck and ears and softly squeezing up and down his side and hip. âI do love that word choice. Bewitched. Makes it all sound so naughty.â
Atsushi didnât even know what to do with himself anymore other than giggle and squirm, but Dazaiâs arms around him kept him from even doing the latter half of that. He felt like he would combust, his face was so hot.
âDahahahahahazai,â he whined. âPlehehehehehehease!â
âHmm?â The detective hummed innocently, grinning against his jaw as he placed a kiss there. âDonât you like my affection, dearest?â
Atsushi did â he liked it quite a lot, really â but he always felt so undeserving of it. So when the brunette was showering him with love like this, he didnât know what to do other than protest and blush wildly. Not that the second one of those was in his control.
âMaybe youâd like it more if there were more tickles?â Dazai teased, bringing his other hand into the mix now, scribbling and squeezing along both of his sides and even up to his ribs now, and Atsushi let out a shriek as he finally toppled over, his partner right behind him, trapping him and tickling him consistently but gently, knowing he wasnât entirely used to the sensation yet.
âNohohohohoooo! Dazai, plehehehehehehease!â Atsushi whined, the giggles being pulled out of him making him feel loads lighter despite his reservations.
Dazai grinned down at him. âPlease what? You havenât specified, my love~â
âDahahahahahazai!â
âWellâŠif you wonât tell me what you want, I can only assume you mean please keep going, right, dearest?â The brunette leaned down to kiss his cheeks and nose and lips in rapid succession, never letting up on his tickling onslaught. âAnything for you, my adorable Atsushi~â
*
59) Lee Fyodor, Ler Dazai
âSamyy dorogoy,â Fyodor murmured, seemingly unbothered despite his position. âI know youâre not seriously about to do what I think you are.â
Dazai smirked. âDo you know? Or are you just trying not to beg me?â
âWeâre supposed to be stargazing.â
âYou are stargazing.â
âAm I?â
âOf course.â Dazai beamed. âWhat stars could be prettier than the ones in my eyes?â
Fyodor snorted, but the tiniest quirk of his lips was everything to the detective.
Their night had started innocently enough. Theyâd been taking in the constellations together, Fyodorâs head in Dazaiâs lap in a rare gesture of intimacy the Russian almost never allowed. Dazai, for his part, had been murmuring sweet nothings and kissing his fingers and just generally getting him so relaxed that he wouldnât be prepared for the fast one he inevitably intended to pull.
âThe fast oneâ being forcing Fyodorâs arms above his head and sitting on them so he was trapped in a precarious position, his weakest spots wide open.
âBesides,â the detective said now, beginning his assault without any pomp or circumstance whatsoever. âItâs not like a little tickling is going to kill you or anything~â
Fyodor clamped his lips shut, but it was a useless endeavor and he knew it. Within moments he was giggling helplessly, and within a minute he was cackling, arching his back and kicking his legs in a frantic effort to escape his partnerâs devious clutches.
Dazai dug into his armpits with an unfair amount of vigor, relishing the screeches and loud laughter he got for his efforts.
âThere now, see? Doesnât it feel good to laugh, my love?â
âDAHAHAHAHAHAZAI!!â Fyodor nearly screamed, unable to help the cascades of hysterical laughter that flew out of him at the detectiveâs precise touch. âSTAHAHAHAHAHAHAP IT!! POZHAHAHAHAHAHALUSTAHAHAHAHAHA!!â
Watching his conniving, brilliant partner lost in the throes of his own mirth like this was heaven on Earth to Dazai, and so he couldnât quite bring himself to let up so soon. âAww, but I only just got started, bunny~ I want to hear you beg me, remember?â
Fyodor cursed his name and laughed until he was nearly breathless, writhing and pleading for mercy all the way.
*
60) Switches Shin Soukoku
There were a lot of things about Akutagawa that Atsushi found cute. His scowl, his smirks, the way heâd sometimes tuck a strand of hair behind his ear only for the wind to immediately blow it back into his face, his dimples â the list went on, truly.
But without a doubt, one of the most adorable things about him was the way he desperately fought to hold in his mirth when Atsushi was tickling him.
He was doing it now â laying on the grass with the weretiger on top of him, one of his hands clamped across his mouth to muffle himself, the other gripping his partnerâs shoulder and trying to push him away, his face turning darker red with each passing second.
âGive it up,â Atsushi teased in a low purr that he knew would drive his partner crazy. âYou know you canât hold out forever, Ryu~â
To prove his point, he dragged his fingers down his partnerâs bony ribs in a raking motion that made him arch his back and positively cackle from behind his hand.
With a triumphant smirk, Atsushi used his tigerâs strength to rip said hand from his lips and repeat the raking motion, forcing Akutagawa to screech and laugh openly, the raspiness of it making the weretigerâs heart soar.
âCheheheheheheheater!â Aku accused, both hands trying to push him away now, his mirth apparent and uncontrollable. âWeâre in the ohohohohohohopen â Ahahahahahahatsushi!â
âWhaaaaat? We chose a private part of the park on purpose, remember?â Atsushi giggled, digging his thumb into the flesh just below Akutagawaâs ribs.
The mafioso threw his head back and keened, tapping out within seconds. âFUHUHUHUCKING STAHAHAHAHAHAP ALREHEHEHEHEHEADY!!â
With a mock pout, Atsushi did as he was asked and let him breathe, running his hand up and down his thigh instead. âFiiiiine. But no one saw, you know. I wouldnât tickle you in public unless I knew we were alone.â
Akutagawa paused, taking an extra second to catch his breath before asking, âAre you sure weâre alone?â
Atsushi brushed his bangs from his eyes. âOf course, Ryu.â
Suddenly the weretiger felt the ground against his back as his partner flipped the script and took up a position on top, grinning downright wickedly as he forced his hand under Atsushiâs shirt to wiggle a finger directly into his belly button.
âAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAHAHAHAHAT?! NO FAHAHAHAHAHAHAIR!!â Atsushi screamed, laughter bursting out of him before he could take a big enough breath to accommodate for it. He writhed on the ground and tried to squirm away, but Akutagawaâs knees were pressed firmly against his hips, keeping him in place as he tickled. âEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE RYUUUUU!!â
âWhaaaat?â Akutagawa mocked, grinning at the hysterics he was producing with just a single finger. âYou said yourself no one was watching, weretiger. Itâs only fair you take what you dish out.â
A collection of the MHA Coffee Shots I've done, compiled for the sake of ease. These are all stand-alone stories. Many are from various seasonal events.
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171) Lee Shinsou, Ler Deku
âAww, theyâre so cute!â
For a split second, Shinsou felt his cheeks flush, thinking his boyfriend was talking about him. But then his eyes fell on the sugar cookies heâd just pulled out of the oven â the ones with Halloween-themed decorations stamped onto them â and he let out a breath as he pulled off his oven mitts.
âYeah, they are pretty cute, arenât they?â he chuckled.
Dekuâs mop of green hair popped into his vision then, followed by his wide smile and teasing wink. âNot as cute as you, though, Toshi~â
This time, Shinsou really did blush. âW-WhatâŠ?â
âDonât think I didnât notice~â Deku teased, poking his side. âI saw your eyes light up when you thought I was talking about you. Youâre adorable.â
âWhat? No, I didnât!â Shinsou retorted, tossing his mitts onto the counter and crossing his arms defiantly. âYou justâŠcaught me off-guard.â
Deku smirked, poking him again. âCome on~â And again. âAdmit it.â And again, drawing a muffled squeak out of the taller boy. âYou like it when I call you cute.â
âN-Nohoho, I donât!â
âYou donât?â Deku tapped his chin in mock pondering for a moment, then suddenly dove for his boyfriend, pushing him against the wall and digging into his sides playfully. âThen maybe beautiful? Talented? Brave? Any of those doing it for you, Toshi?â
âAhahahahahaha nohohohohoho! Izuhuhuhuhuku!â
âNo? Youâre really making me work for it.â Dekuâs eyes then caught on one of the cooling sugar cookies and he grinned triumphantly, turning to look up at Shinsou. âI got it! Pumpkin~â
Shinsouâs eyes widened as he cackled even harder, squirming uselessly against the wall, a mess of hysterics and blushing. âShuhuhuhuhuhut up!â
âOoh, thatâs the one, is it?â
âNohohohohoho!â
âPumpkin~â Deku cooed, darting down to his boyfriendâs hips. âWonât you smile for me, my pumpkin?â
Shinsou laughed and tossed his head back so hard he slammed it into the wall, causing Deku to immediately let up on his playful attack with a gasp.
âOh my gosh, Toshi! Are you okay? Iâm sorry, I shouldnât have tickled you there when you were against the wall, I knew betterââ
He was rambling â the perfect opportunity to get him back.
Shinsou wrapped his arms around his waist and hoisted him up with ease, making Deku squeal with surprise and grasp his shoulders, smiling down at him with a pink blush of his own. âToshi?â
âZu,â Shinsou cooed up at him, then flashed an evil smile. âYou know, I need to make sure to eat healthy before I dig into these cookiesâŠâ
Deku shrieked and kicked as his boyfriend assaulted him with raspberry after raspberry to his belly and ribs, filling the kitchen with laughter as sweet as the Halloween cookies waiting to be enjoyed.
*
172) Lee Deku, Ler Bakugou
When Bakugou was in the mood to destroy someone, he could be a real terror.
Thatâs why Deku loved being tickled by him so much, even if it always made him desperate for even a momentâs respite.
âNot so cocky now, are you, nerd?â Bakugou growled, fingers deep in Dekuâs ribs, digging and drilling with everything he had and making the greenette scream.
âIâM SOHOHOHOHOHOHORRY!!â Deku laughed helplessly, wishing for all the world that he could bring his arms down to protect himself. But once again â as was custom now â his blonde friend had tied his arms above him to the bed so he wasnât going anywhere. âPLEHEHEHEHEHEASE KACCHAHAHAHAHAHAHAN!!â
âTake back what you said about me, and I might think about letting you go,â Bakugou demanded, sliding one hand down to ghost his fingers along Dekuâs hipline. âOr elseâŠâ
Deku shrieked in a ticklish panic. âOKAHAHAHAHAY, OKAY!! I TAHAHAHAHAHAKE IT BAHAHAHAHACK!!â
Bakugou let up slightly, switching to light scribbling along his rivalâs belly, letting him gasp for breath and giggle out leftovers. âSo Iâm not too reckless when Iâm blowing those extras sky high?â
âIâŠâ Deku whimpered, squirming, knowing he had to be really careful lest he get thrown right back into the fire again. âI meanâŠy-you are, butâŠbut I wonât say it out loud again!â
âThatâs not good enough, nerd.â The blonde dug a single thumb into one of his hips in warning. Deku squeaked and arched his back.
âI cahahanât lie! Y-You neeheheed to work on your c-controhohohol so you donât accidentally huhuhuhurt one of us!â
Bakugouâs eyes darkened, but his lips tugged upward in a dangerous smirk. âOho, telling me how to fight now, eh?â
âNonononoâ!â
âFine, then.â The blonde grasped his hips and growled playfully, âBegging for âKacchanâ to stop wonât do you any good now, Deku. Now you beg Dynamight!â
It didnât take very long after that for Deku to submit and plead for mercy like he never had before. If he thought Bakugou was a terror, Dynamight was a monster.
*
173) Lee Deku, Ler Bakugou
âMy hands are cold,â Bakugou said, sounding surprised.
Deku glanced at him, blinked, and frowned. âThey are?â His friendâs hands never got cold; it was one of the advantages of his explosive quirk. Sure, in winter it was harder for him to work up enough of a sweat to really be at his most destructive, but the mere fact that he could create tiny explosions in the palms of his hands meant they never got cold. It seemed impossible.
âYeah,â the blonde said now, and it looked like he was trying to call up a few firecrackers to alleviate his symptoms. After a few moments, he cursed and grumbled, âDamn winter. My hands are too dry.â
âInteresting,â Deku said, already reaching for his notebook and pen.
âYou are not seriously about to take notes on me right in front of my face,â Bakugou snapped.
Deku froze, sitting back on the couch cushions slowly. âN-No, of course not.â
âIf you want to make yourself useful, figure out a way for me to warm up my hands. Theyâre freezing!â
âWellâŠâ Deku glanced around. âWe probably still have some hand warmers around here somewhere. If not we could warm up a water bottleââ
Suddenly Bakugou was lunging for him, making Deku screech in surprise and throw his arms up defensively, reflexively.
âW-What are you doing, Kacchan?!â
âI know how to warm my hands up,â Bakugou growled, but the wicked smirk on his lips told Deku everything he needed to know in the seconds before he was suddenly squealing with laughter, arms clamped to his sides and legs kicking uselessly.
âKAHAHAHAHAHACCHAN!!â he cried, trying and failing to push his friend away. âYOUR HAHAHAHAHANDS ARE COLD!! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!!â
Bakugou snorted. âThey are? Really? Who would have thought, nerd? Not like Iâve been sitting here telling you how cold they are.â The blonde wiggled his fingers even deeper into the greenetteâs armpits, making the smaller boy toss his head back and shriek gleefully. âBesides, I donât think you mind helping out, do you, ticklish little Deku?â
Deku let out a whine and tried rolling away, but Bakugouâs knee was there to keep him from escaping off the side of the couch. âKAHAHAHAHAHACCHAN!!â
âWhere do you think youâre going, huh?â the blonde teased, wiggling mercilessly into his friendâs armpits. âI can feel my hands warming up already. Just deal with it for another couple of minutes, nerd. You can do that, right?â
All Deku could do in reply was laugh.
*
174) Lee Bakugou, Ler Deku
Deku couldnât fathom what he was looking at on the TV screen. Just moments ago heâd been whooping Bakugou in a game of Mario Kart â on Rainbow Road, no less! â and the next, the blonde was cruising over the finish line an entire lap ahead of him.
At first the grenette was willing to let it go â maybe heâd gotten so caught up in the gaming that heâd missed his friend passing him? â but then Bakugou laughed and pumped his fist in the air proudly and that was it. He had to know what had happened.
âHow did you get ahead of me?â Deku asked, casually crossing the finish line in third place and looking at his atomic friend.
âIâm just that good, nerd, obviously!â
âButâŠyouâve been losing all dayââ
âShut up! No I havenât! Iâve been going easy on your ass to make you feel better, but now Iâm bringing out the big guns. No more Mr. Nice Guy!â
Deku frowned, glancing at the screen. Bakugou was so far ahead of him now as the post-track scene played, waiting for them to move on to the awards ceremony. The greenette swore Bakugou had been leagues behind him just a minute before, but there was no other way to explain the sudden turnaround unlessâŠ
âKacchanâŠdid you cheat?â
Bakugou nearly threw his controller at him. âOf course not, you damn nerd! I just beat you! What, gonna be a sore loser now?â
âBut it doesnât make sense!â Deku insisted. âYou were behind me, I know you wereââ
âSo cry me a river! Rainbow Road is my specialty!â
Deku didnât believe him for a second. He frowned, considering how to go about his next approach. âKacchan.â When the blonde finally looked at him directly, the smaller boy raised his hands like claws and said, âTell me the truth.â
Bakugou was out of his seat and out the door into the cold so fast Deku could hardly believe his eyes. Still, he chased after the blonde â thank goodness OFA was faster than his friendâs explosions! â and quickly used Blackwhip to stop him in his tracks.
âLet me go, you stupid nerd! I didnât cheat â wait!â
Deku quickly straddled him and smirked, knowing full well that his friend was lying and determined to prove it. âWait for what, Kacchan?â
But Deku just shrugged and, using Blackwhip to keep the blondeâs arms out of his way, started tickling his ribs and underarms without any further preamble.
âGAHAHAHAHAHA DEHEHEHEHEHEKU NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!â Bakugou screamed with laughter, thrashing in the snow helplessly, tiny sparks lighting up his palms. âFUHUHUHUCK ITâS COHOHOHOHOLD!! STAHAHAHAHAHAP!!â
âYouâre the one who ran out here!â Deku laughed, easily and mercilessly keeping up with his friendâs squirming and booming laughter. âItâs your own fault if you get snow down your pants. NowâŠhow exactly did you cheat back there, huh? Gonna tell me?â
Bakugou did eventually admit to his wrongdoing â but only after another several minutes of hysterical cackles and complaining about the snow.
*
175) Lee Kaminari, Ler Kirishima
âWow. ThatâsâŠa lot of lights,â Denki murmured as he began to pull the long string of colored lights out of the box.
Kirishima â who was busy fussing with a wreath for the door â turned and grinned at him. âGo big or go home! Hey, if any of the lights arenât working, do you think your quirk can get them to come back on?â
âIâm pretty sure Iâd blow them all up if I tried that.â
âYou never know!â
âLetâs just see if theyâll untangle first.â
âItâs always a hassle, isnât it? Glad youâre the one doing it.â
âThanks.â
The two of them had decided it was way past time for the common area of their dorms to be decorated for the holidays, so with Aizawaâs permission, theyâd raided the storage closet and found the wreaths, lights, knickknacks, and of course the tree. They knew Sero and Mina would be down later to help (and probably Bakugou, though heâd never openly admit to wanting to decorate) once they were finished with a different task.
âThe lights!â The blonde held up his hands, which had somehow gotten so wrapped up in the green string connecting the lights that he couldnât get out of it. âIâm stuck!â
The redhead laughed, hopping down from the stepstool heâd been on to come and help. âThis takes âgetting tangled in the lightsâ to a whole new level, bro.â
âJust get me out,â Denki whined, holding out his hands for Kirishima to unwrap like a present.
Kirishima inspected the mess and moved to helpâŠthen stopped. He looked at Denki. He smirked.
âNo,â Denki pleaded, grinning already. âNo, donât even think about â Kihihihihihiri!â He squealed with giggles as Kirishima suddenly attacked his sides and ribs while he was helpless to stop him. All he could do was wiggle and squirm, trying to turn and run but only pulled back against his friendâs chest while he tickled crazily all over his torso.
âCome on, whereâs that smile? Itâs Christmas! Cheer up!â
âAll right, all right,â Kirishima relented, chuckling himself as he turned his friend back around to face him and got to work untangling him for real. âMaybe I should help with the lights. Doing it solo doesnât seem like itâs a good idea.â
âJust so you know, if you get tangled in them, Iâm getting revenge,â Denki warned with a grin.
Kiri grinned right back.
*
176) Switches Todoroki and Natsuo
âTime for winter uniforms already, huh?â Natsuo remarked as he plopped on the couch next to his younger brother, bowl of popcorn in hand. They were about to watch a movie now that Fuyumi had gone out for a couple of hours; it was rare for the two of them to have any time alone, and they didnât really know how to interact beyond pleasantries and movies or gaming.
They were working on it. The whole family was.
Todoroki nodded and reached for a handful from the bowl. âYeah. Not much different from my summer uniform, really.â
âYou wear long sleeves even in the summer, right? Even though half your quirk tends to burn it to ashes?â
Todoroki shrugged a little sheepishly, now reaching for the remote that lay between them. âI guess so.â
âWhat is it? You just donât want the class to see how toned youâve gotten?â Natsuo teased, aiming a quick jab for his brotherâs ribs that made him squeak and dart his arm back to his side reflexively.
âI donât care about that,â Todoroki managed through a timid smile. âBut Bakugou kind of handles that showing off thing for me, soâŠâ
âSo you donât want to be too extra?â Natsuso poked him again.
âThat â thatâs exahahactly how heâd prhrahahase it â Nat, plehehease!â Todoroki gradually broke down into a fit of giggles, the popcorn in his hand spilling to his lap and the floor as he squirmed with every poke and pinch to his ribs.
Natsuo chuckled and put the bowl aside entirely, reaching both hands for the younger boyâs torso. âHow are things going with him, by the way? Any progress? Have you confessed yet? Come on, I wanna know all about my little brotherâs love life!â
âNahahahahahat, plehehehehehehease!â
âPlease what?â
Instead of falling into the trap of asking for more tickles or begging him to stop entirely, Todoroki darted his hands for Natsuoâs knees and squeezed.
âAh! No fahahahahahair!â his brother squealed, instantly going into defensive mode, giggling and pushing Todorokiâs hands away. âYour knehehehehehees arenât tihihihicklish â you dohohohohonât know what itâs lihihihihihike!â
Todoroki scoffed, but he was grinning. âLike Iâm not more than ticklish enough everywhere else to make up for it? Come on, Nat â you started it. Show me what youâve got!â
*
177) Lee Kirishima, Lers Deku and Bakusquad
âAre you sure youâre comfortable, Kirishima?â Deku asked, glancing at his friend, whose only body parts he could see were his head and his feet.
The redhead grinned up at him. âOh, yeah! Itâs actually kind of cozy.â
âJust making sure,â the smaller boy replied. He turned his attention back to where Bakugou, Mina, Sero, and Kaminari were roughhousing near the shoreline, trying to wrestle each other into the oncoming waves or something of that nature. Under other circumstances Deku would worry that Kiri wasnât with them, but their mutual friend had asked to be buried in the sand and left to rest for a while, so thatâs what had happened.
âUh-oh, youâve got your thinking face on,â Kiri teased, drawing his classmateâs attention back to him. "Whatâs up, Midoriya?â
âOh, I was just thinking about your quirk,â Deku admitted sheepishly, grinning a little. âLike, if a villain attacked right now, would you be able to get out on your own? Would you be stuck there until someone got you out? That kind of thing.â
âHmm,â Kiri mused, closing his eyes to soak up the sun for a few moments before saying, âLetâs try it.â
Deku blinked. âWhat?â
Kirishima grunted, and it took the greenette a moment to register that he was trying to break free of his sandy grave. He watched for several seconds as the redhead huffed and puffed and managed to free just a bit more of his neck and ankles, but that was it.
âWell, I guess they did a good job,â Kiri chuckled. âIâm not going anywhere, even with my hardening quirk activated.â
âInteresting,â Deku hummed, filing the information away for later. âBut maybe you need better motivation?â
âLike what?â
With a smile, Deku snaked a hand down to Kirishimaâs bare foot and scribbled against it gently.
âAh! Midohohoriya!â Kiri giggled, eyes going wide for a split second before squeezing shut. âNo fahahahair! I canât defend mysehehehelf!â
âAre you really stuck?â Deku asked, scooting down to get better access to both of his friendâs feet now, scribbling freely along them with very little resistance due to his friendâs position. âYouâre hardly moving at all; are you actually trying to get out?â
âOf cohohohohourse I ahahahaham!â Kiri whined, snickering helplessly, the only free parts of his body shaking and wiggling slightly from the sensations. âMidohohohoriya! W-Wahahahait, the ohohohohothersâ!â
âOoh, why didnât I think of that?â Mina squealed as she hurried over to them, the rest of the gang right behind her, all with mischievous smiles on their faces. âHeâs in prime position for some tickle torture!â
Kirishima shrieked, but the flash of excitement in his eyes wasnât lost on anyone. âN-Now hold on a second! I didnât ask for this â Bakugou, I swear to gohohohohohod! Ahahahahahaha, nooooo!â
But Bakugou was just smirking knowingly, and soon all five of them were taking turns tickling the trapped redhead. This day at the beach sure had taken a turn, but no one was complaining about it.
*
178) Lee Sero, Ler Todoroki
âThatâs certainly an innovative use of your quirk,â Todoroki commented with a grin as he watched Sero used his armâs tape to wrap around the back of the kite, whose string had long since gone missing.
âItâs smart, right?â Sero replied with a smile of his own. âWho needs a new kite when I can just repurpose my old one with my own creativity?â
Todoroki chuckled, watching as his boyfriend finished wrapping up the kite and then took off running, trying to get it to catch air. After a couple of failed attempts he finally managed it, and Todoroki casually strolled over to where he stood now, watching the kite soar the whole way.
Sero grinned at him. âPretty cool, yeah?â
âDefinitely.â
âI havenât flown a kite in years. Definitely not since before junior high.â Sero watched it dart side to side with the wind. âItâs kind of silly, butâŠI missed it.â
Todoroki smiled and moved to stand behind him, wrapping his arms around his waist and resting his chin on his shoulder. âYouâre cute.â
âAm not,â Sero retorted.
âOf course you are.â Todoroki observed that his partnerâs arms were in a slightly raised position to keep the kite flying, and he smirked. âYouâre also wide open, you know.â
âHmm? H-Hey!â Sero gasped and trembled at the maddeningly light touch of Todorokiâs fingers grazing his sides and waistline, just enough for it to tickle but not enough for it to be bad â yet. âW-What are you doing? You know Iâm t-tihihihicklish!â
Todoroki kept up his slow, light pace with a smile, barely grazing his fingernails along his boyfriendâs body, curious how long heâd hold out. âI know. And you know I like tickling people. Especially people who are cute when theyâre flying a kite.â
âThahahatâs stupidly specific, Sh-Shohohohoto,â Sero snickered lightly, shivering and grinning and trying to keep his composure. âYou tihihihickle every cute person flying a kihihihihite?â
âMmmâŠnah. Just you.â Todoroki couldnât help but pinch his sides, making him squeak and giggle in earnest, the tape from his arms wavering as Sero brought them down protectively.
âShohohohoto!â
âAll right, Iâll stop,â the peppermint boy said, going back to just snuggling his partner instead. âCouldnât help myself.â
Sero relaxed and glanced back up at the kite, a lingering smile on his face. He thought it was adorable the way his boyfriend loved making others laugh. âYouâre pretty cute, too.â
Todoroki just hummed and hugged him closer, contentedly enjoying the afternoon with his boyfriend.
Natsuso smirked playfully down at his little brother who â thanks to his and Fuyumiâs efforts â was currently half-curled in on himself, giggling crazily as they scribbled and scratched across his torso and waist.
âWait for what? Huh?â he teased, deftly catching Todorokiâs wrist when it came down protectively, gently wiggling into his underarm. âWerenât you practically begging us to tickle you just a minute ago?â
Even lit by only a flashlight, Todorokiâs face clearly turned pink at the insinuation. âI dihihihihid nohohohohohohot!â
âHmmâŠFuyumi, wouldnât you say that Shoto acting all cute and leaving himself wide open was invitation enough for us to play around a little bit?â
âI believe it was,â their sister replied, giggling along with Todoroki as she pinched his sides. âAfter all, if he kept his arms above his head and kept looking at us like that, how could we not want to tickle him?â
Todoroki whined, squirming to the side when his sister tickled his ribs, then trying to pull his arm down when his brother scribbled in his armpit. He blushed furiously, but couldnât bring himself to protest any of this. He hadnât exactly been trying to tempt them into tickling him by laying in the grass with his arms behind his head, butâŠhe hadnât exactly not been trying to, either.
âEhehehehehehehe plehehehehehehehease!â he begged, heart racing in anticipation when both of his older siblings suddenly grabbed an arm and lay it flat on the ground so he was almost in a T pose. They lay gently on top of his limbs, pinning him, and shot him mischievous smiles. Todoroki gasped, giggling helplessly even though they werenât touching him yet. âAh! W-Wahahahait, wait!â
âFor what, Shoto?â Fuyumi cooed, dragging a single fingertip down the short length of his underarm, making him jerk and cackle briefly. âWould it really help you if we waited?â
âOr would you rather just get on with it, little bro?â Natsuo asked, repeating the gesture on his other side.
Todoroki shivered, glancing at each of them in turn, his giddiness nearly overwhelming. He lifted his gaze to the stars theyâd all been observing and chatting about together beforehand, then squeezed his eyes shut and murmured, âJust do it already.â
Needing no further invitation, Natsuo and Fuyumi each began to scribble into his armpits with purpose, and Todoroki pressed his lips together defiantly for all of three seconds before he couldnât help himself and the first waves of laughter spilled out, followed by useless squirming and pleading.
âNohohohohohohohoooo! Plehehehehehehehehease, itâs so bahahahahahahahahad!â
His siblings merely exchanged grins.
âAnd yet, youâre not asking us to stop~â Natsuo teased.
âSo weâll just have to keep going, little brother~â Fuyumi added.
Todoroki lay giggling and laughing beneath the stars for a while after that, but he hadnât felt so content and loved in a long time. It was worth it.
*
180) Lee Bakugou, Ler Todoroki
Todoroki felt incredibly content. How could he not? He was lying under the warm spring sun with his beautiful, hotheaded boyfriend, snuggled up on his chest with the other boyâs arm wrapped around his waist. It was so calming and comforting. He loved moments like this, even more because they were so rare. While the picnic had been his idea, the cuddling had been Bakugouâs, and he felt he could die happy in this moment and have no regrets.
âShould have had waffles,â the blonde murmured.
Todoroki considered a moment, then decided he didnât know what he meant and said, âHuh?ââ
âWeâre being such saps right now. We could make our own syrup and have waffles.â
The half-and-half hero snorted. âLook at you, showing off your knowledge.â
âDo you not know that syrup comes from certain trees?â
âHush.â Todoroki nuzzled his boyfriendâs chest and pinched his ribs. âLet me enjoy this without your smart mouth ruining it.â
âOi, donât call me a smart mouthâhey!â Bakugou shot his free arm down protectively when Todoroki began pinching him with more purpose. âKnohohock it off!â
âI told you to hush. Youâre ruining the moment.â Todoroki remain stubbornly where he was, effectively trapping at least one of Bakugouâs arms as he pinched up and down his ribs, making the blonde jerk and giggle despite himself. The peppermint boy smiled at the sound.
âAsshohohohole! Iâll ruhuhuin the moment more if you keheheheheep tickling me!â
Without another word, Todoroki strategically darted to scribble into the side of Bakugou he was laying on, making it so that he couldnât stop him with either of his arms anymore thanks to their positioning. The snort the blonde let out made his heart leap, and he grinned as his partner squirmed and tried to hold back his giggles.
âOkay, okahahahahay, Iâll shuhuhuhut up about sahahahahap!â Bakugou whined after a few moments, tapping Todorokiâs shoulder in a gesture of submission. âShohohohohohoto!â
Todoroki slowed to a stop, then wrapped his arm around his partnerâs middle and hugged him closer, determined to snuggle him even more now. âYouâre so warm.â
Bakugou scoffed. âAgain with the sapââ
This time when Todoroki struck, it was with sudden, playful determination. He swung a leg over to trap the blonde where he was and dove his hand into his boyfriendâs armpit, making him screech and toss his head back as laughter spilled out of him beyond his control.
âAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! OKAY IâLL STOHOHOHOHOHOP I PROHOHOHOHOHOMISE!! SHOTO!!â Bakugou cried, struggling to no avail. He cackled as his partner found the sweet spot between his armpit and ribs, making his whole body spasm with ticklishness, a shriek flying past his lips. âFUHUHUHUHUHUCK!! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!!â
With a satisfied smirk, Todoroki flopped down on top of him and curled up again, nuzzling him even more now. âThatâs more like it.â
âTch. All right, all right. Come here, snuggles.â The blonde wrapped both arms and legs around him in a cuddly trap that made the other boy visibly melt. Bakugou smiled softly at him. âYouâre cute, you know? Something so simple makes you so happy.â
Todoroki hummed contentedly, smiling as well. He didnât say anything in response; he merely soaked up the moment while it lasted. Bakugou cuddling him was a rarity he didnât want to miss a single second of.
The warm sun on the remains of their shared picnic together wasnât so bad, either.
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A collection of the Big Windup Coffee Shots I've done, compiled for the sake of ease. These are all stand-alone stories. Many are from various seasonal events.
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21) Lee Mihashi, Ler Abe
âWould it be easier if I counted down?â Abe asked Mihashi with a smirk, briefly checking his watch. âI could count down by the half hour until we get home. Or I can count the mileage signs we pass.â
Mihashi fidgeted in his seat, nearly bouncing for how nervous and excited he was at the same time. He shook his head. âN-No, I donât think that would h-helpâŠâ
âNo? You want me to just surprise you when we get there, then?â
The wide eyes and not at all contained smile Mihashi gave him in response was all the answer the catcher needed. He chuckled.
âAll right, then. Go ahead and pass out. Iâll make sure to wake you when we get home.â
Abe watched in his peripheral vision as Mihashi fidgeted a little more before slouching down in his seat and leaning against the window, closing his eyes in an effort to fall asleep. The poor kid had been restless due to the long string of games theyâd had lately, and now that they had a three hour trip home, heâd been trying to stay awake and was failing miserably.
The catcher had initially suggested just passing out in the first place, but Mihashi seemed to want to stay up for some reason, hence their conversation. It didnât even need to be said anymore that Abeâs method of waking him up would be a surprise tickle attack. They did it so often nowadays it couldnât really be called a âsurpriseâ at all.
Still, it seemed to be good motivation for the pitcher, because once he knew he had that to look forward to if he did in fact fall asleep, he was out like a light in a matter of ten minutes.
Abe couldnât help but smile at him for it.
When they finally pulled into the parking lot of Nishiura High late that night and after everyone else had shuffled off the bus, Abe gently shook Mihashi by the shoulder. âHey. Wake up.â
âHnnuh?â Mihashi mumbled.
As soon as he was even slightly awake, Abe shoved his hands up under his arms and scribbled mercilessly. âWake up, I said.â
âEEEEEE!!â Instantly the pitcher was very alert, laughing before he even realized what was happening, squirming in his seat while pressed up against the window, totally unaware of the crowd that had gathered outside to watch his awakening and laugh along with him. âAHAHAHAHAHABE!!â
Abe kept it up, enjoying the funny sounds his friend always made when tickled consistently like this. It was always difficult for him to stop once he got going. âWeâre home, Mihashi.â
*
22) Lee Tajima, Ler Hanai
Hanai smacked Tajimaâs hand away from the bowl. âHey! Wait until weâre actually starting, genius.â
Tajima rubbed his hand, looking offended. âDude, the bowlâs full of candy. Itâs not like weâll run out.â
âWe have to wait for everyone to get here. At least wait for Coach.â
âYouâre just saying that because sheâll get after me even worse than you do!â
âYeah, well, sometimes you need it, Tajima.â
Hanai sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. Sometimes the overenergetic cleanup hitter was just too much. They were at their combined end-of-season/Halloween party, each in costume and waiting for the last few teammates to arrive. About half of them were already here, but it wasnât saying much when there were ten boys on the team, plus one equipment manager and their two coaches.
Tajima tried to reach for the bowl a second time.
Hanai smacked him away from it again. âIâm serious! Not until Coach gets here at least!â
âYouâre no fun,â Tajima grumbled, sticking his tongue out at him. âItâs just one candy bar. And theyâre not even full sized. Jeez.â
âAre you bored? Is that the problem?â
âWell, yeah! Everyone is taking their sweet time showing up and Iâm supposed to just stand in front of this candy bowl and not eat anything?â
âYes!â The team captain was growing more irritated by the moment, but thank goodness the team had ingrained a stress-relief strategy into their daily lives, because within seconds Hanai remembered and had grabbed Tajima by the ribs. âHere, maybe this will cure your boredom!â
âHehehehey! Wahahahahait!â Tajima squeaked, giggling as his taller friend wrapped him in a bear hug, fingers dancing along his ribcage. âEhehehahahahaha! Nahahahahaha! No fahahahahahair!â
âI warned you, and you didnât listen.â Hanai smirked, holding him even tighter. âYouâre the one who wanted a trick or treat so bad. Well, hereâs your treat!â
âMohohohore like a trihihihihihihick!â Tajima retorted, still giggling crazily. âFihihihihine, fine, Iâll wahahahahahait! Just stohohohohohop!â
Hanai smirked, feeling a tiny rush of superiority for enough of a second to want to keep going. It was so rare that he was able to outdo Tajima in anything; now that the season was over, he had to come out on top somehow. âNah, I still think we should wait until Coach shows up.â
*
23) Lee Abe, Lers Tajima and Mihashi
âWhy are you dressed like that?â Mihashi asked, surprising Abe with the boldness and straightforwardness of the question.
The catcher looked at him sideways. âBecause itâs a costume party? And this is a costume?â
âI-I know that, but I meanâŠâ Mihashi gestured at him nervously. âLikeâŠthat.â
Abe had decided to go simple, dressing in a toga with a gold circlet on his head that his mom had made him. Heâd almost left it out, but it really did complete the look, so he decided to go with it. Mihashi was â predictably â dressed as a professional baseball player.
âItâs a toga. You know, from ancient Rome? Havenât you paid attention in history class?â Abe asked, growing a little irritated. He glanced around the room at their other teammates, quickly taking in their outfits. Sure, he stood out a little, but only because he was the only one who didnât go all-out.
âItâsâŠk-kind ofâŠbrave to wear that here, isnât it?â Mihashi stammered.
âWhy?â Abe snapped, berating himself when his friend flinched at his tone. âSorry. Iâm just confused. Why is it weird?â
âN-Not weirdâŠâ Mihashi clenched and unclenched his fists. âBrave.â
All at once, Abe understood what he meant. He looked first at his costume, at the way it left half of his chest bare. Then he looked at the pitcher, then their friends around the room. âWell, now that you mention itâŠbut I doubt weâll be doing much of that tonight. That was just to boost our performance during the season, and the season is over now.â
Mihashi shifted on his feet, nodding a little.
Before Abe could open his mouth to say anything more, he felt cold hands squeeze his ribs from behind, making him yell before he could stop himself.
âAbe! Why are you showing off like that? Youâre just begging for someone to come tickle you!â Tajima laughed, wiggling his fingers teasingly.
Abe instinctively wrapped his arms around his chest, blushing furiously at the embarrassing noise heâd just let out. âIâm not showing off! I just didnât want to do anything crazy for this party, thatâs all.â
Tajima glanced at Mihashi and winked. âYouâre thinking it too, right, Mihashi?â
Abe saw the way his pitcherâs eyes lit up and stared incredulously. âWhat? You traitor!â
âGet him!â the cleanup hitter yelled, and instantly both he and Mihashi were on Abe, digging into his sides and waist, drawing out surprised giggles and curses from their friend.
âStahahahahahap! The seheheheason is over! You guhuhuhuhuys!â
âSo? Doesnât mean we have to stop having tickle fights,â Tajima laughed.
Mihashi drilled his thumb into Abeâs waistline just above his hips almost on instinct, and the usually grumpy catcher threw his head back and laughed so hard the gold circlet flew from his hair onto the floor.
Tajima laughed again, putting his efforts into holding Abe captive so Mihashi could keep tickling his worst spot. âSorry, Abe, but you know, this is a Halloween party. Trick or treat, my friend!â
By the time the night was over, Mihashi felt heâd gotten enough treats to last him until next spring when baseball season would begin once again.
*
24) Lee Mihashi, Ler Abe
The off-season wasâŠdifferent for Mihashi and Abeâs friendship, to say the least.
Having met in April before their first season together and bonding entirely over baseball, finishing up the year and entering into the colder months brought out a side to each of them the other had never seen.
For instance, while Abe was still on to him about keeping his weight consistent and his pitching arm loose, he wasnât nearly as militaristic about it, especially as the holidays came around. Mihashi, on the other hand, was far more quiet and tense in a different kind of way. It didnât take much for Abe to put it together that it was because he didnât know how to be friends with him outside of the game, so â constantly making an effort to meet his friend halfway â Abe had invited him over for a movie night just for the two of them.
Now, as the catcher stole a glance at Mihashi from the corner of his eye and saw how rigid he still was even half an hour and a bowl of popcorn later, he sighed. âIs this how itâs going to be all winter?â
âH-Huh?â Mihashi stammered, looking at him nervously.
âAre you going to be all weird and quiet around me now that weâre not playing baseball? I canât be that scary, can I?â
âN-No! Youâre not!â
It sounded more to Abe like he very much was. With another sigh, he cracked his knuckles. âGuess I gotta do it then, huh?â
âWhat do you m-meanâŠ? Ah! AIEE!! A-Ahahahahahabe!â the pitcher squealed with giggles when the brunetteâs fingers found his upper ribs, trying to get to his underarms that Mihashi was stubbornly protecting, shaking his head. âNahahahahaha! I w-wohohohonât be weheheheheird!â
âDonât lie. Thatâs too tall of an order for you, Mihashi,â Abe teased, grinning despite himself. âJust promise you wonât give me the silent treatment all winter, okay? I still want to be friends with you even if weâre not playing baseball for a few months.â
âI prohohohohohomise! Plehehehehehease!â
Mihashi looked a lot happier and more relaxed now, so Abe let up as requested. There was a beat of silence between them, and then the catcher let out an even bigger sigh and flopped over, laying his head on the pitcherâs lap as he turned his attention back to the film.
âA-Abe?â The catcher murmured something, and Mihashi hesitated a moment before asking, âW-What did you say?â
âI said youâre comfy,â Abe replied a little louder, though his voice betrayed that he was clearly embarrassed by the admission. âStay still.â
And, wellâŠhow was Mihashi supposed to not smile at that?
*
25) Lee Mihashi, Ler Abe
Mihashi fidgeted nervously, shifting from foot to foot, glancing back over his shoulder at Abe, who huffed at him.
âWell, go on,â he said, nodding toward Tajima, who looked confused but amused.
The cleanup hitter asked, âWhy do I feel like youâre about to apologize for returning a library book one day late?â
Mihashi gulped. âI-I was justâŠjust wondering ifâŠm-maybe, if you w-wanted to, umâŠâ
Abe tried to be patient. He really did. He gave Mihashi a few seconds, waited for him to get over whatever hurdle heâd run into.
Then he ran out of patience.
He grabbed his friendâs sides and squeezed, and Mihashi yelped and immediately burst into giggles, shooting his catcher a surprised look over his shoulder.
âJust helping you loosen up,â Abe said evenly, squeezing and digging his fingers in harder where he knew it tickled more, smirking at Tajima. âHe wants to ask you something, but heâs chickening out.â
âAhahahahabe!â Mihashi squealed, though he wasnât really trying to get away, as per usual. He squirmed and wiggled in place, hopping from one foot to the other like he was dancing.
âAsk him, Mihashi.â
âB-BuhuhuhuhutâŠ! But youâre tihihihihickling mehehehe!â
âAnd?â Abe grinned, suddenly feeling playful. He wrapped his arms around the pitcher from behind, hugging him to his chest while his fingers continued to tickle up and down his sides. âYou can talk just fine while laughing. Ask him.â
Tajima had to laugh at this point as well. âYeah, Mihashi, ask me! It canât be that bad, coming from you. Whatâs up?â
Mihashi had to admit he felt a lot lighter and more confident now, so he sputtered, âC-Cahahahan you teheheheach me how to behehehehe a better hihihihihitter?â
Abe kept tickling him while Tajima pretended to contemplate his answer.
âSure,â the cleanup hitter replied, giving him a thumbs-up. âI got your back, my dude.â
Mihashi would have smiled had he not already been giggling. âThahahahank you! A-Ahahabe, you cahahahan stop now!â
âOn the contrary, Abe,â Tajima replied, grabbing Mihashiâs wrists and holding them above his head. âI think you missed a spot.â
Abe beamed and used the opportunity to dig into the pitcherâs underarms, and he and Tajima shared knowing looks with each other as their ace shrieked with happy, ticklish laughter.
*
26) Lee Abe, Ler Tajima
When Tajima playfully wiggled a feather along the back of Abeâs neck, he expected the catcher to turn around and glare at him, perhaps bat him away or even scrunch up his shoulders defensively. What he didnât expect was for Abe to immediately let out a squeal, slapping a hand to the back of his neck so fast it actually trapped the feather in its place.
Then he turned around, looking confused and embarrassed.
âJeez, Tajima,â he mumbled, releasing his grip and shivering as if trying to get rid of the residual feeling of the feather along his skin.
Tajima blinked, then broke into a huge grin. âJeez, yourself.â He dragged the tickly strands down his neck a second time, getting the same reaction. âYouâre crazy ticklish here, huh?â
Abe crushed the feather in his fist and yanked it from the cleanup hitter, throwing it to the ground. âShut up.â
There was a brief pause. Just as Abe was turning around again â perhaps to apologize or to explain himself, Tajima didnât know â the third baseman darted forward and started raking his fingernails gently up and down the catcherâs neck.
Abe shrieked this time, going to bolt out of his seat but stopped by an arm around his chest as Tajima kept him right where he wanted him.
To Tajimaâs surprise, prolonged tickling here drew out a myriad of noises heâd never heard from Abe before â a collection of squeaks, wheezes, and whines that only made the exploration of this new tickle spot more fun for him.
âAww, youâre super ticklish here! Almost as bad as your hips, huh, Abe?â he teased.
Abe squirmed in his seat, trying to pry his captorâs arm away from his chest while also clawing at the fingers scribbling against his neck, giggling hysterically all the while. âStohohohohohohop! Plehehehehehease! Itâs so bahahahahahad!â
âI can see that,â Tajima returned easily, finding a spot just below his earlobe that really got Abe cackling. He smirked. âDoes Mihashi know about this?â
In response, Abe let out a startled cry that quickly dissolved into laughter when the cleanup hitter scratched consistently at that new spot. He squirmed and pleaded, âDohohohohohohonât tehehehehell him! Plehehehehease, Tajima!â
At that moment Tajima glanced up and saw said pitcher jogging toward the dugout where they were playing around, and he chuckled. âI have a feeling Iâm not going to have to say a word, Abe.â
*
27) Lee Mihashi, Ler Abe
âHow do you feel about ghosts?â
Mihashi turned and looked back at Abe, who was holding up a box of cute string-light ghosts. âO-Oh! Those areâŠkind of cute,â he murmured.
Abe nodded, considered the box, and plopped it in their basket, going right back to browsing without another word.
The two of them had been sent out to get decorations for their upcoming Halloween party, so here they were, walking up and down the aisles of a party store, looking at everything from pumpkins to bats to ghosts to creepy clowns. Abe personally thought theyâd have been better suited to get supplies such as plates, napkins, snacks, and the like, but Coach had been insistent.
âW-Whatâs your favorite Halloween thing, Abe?â Mihashi asked, amazingly stammering only once in that whole sentence. The catcher hoped it meant he was getting used to him.
Abe rolled his eyes. âYeah, yeah. Whatever. I like both.â
âSoâŠwill you dress up for Halloween?â
âUhâŠI donât know.â Abe frowned, then eyed Mihashi curiously. âAre you going to?â
The pitcher nodded, averting his eyes, letting them roam over the costumes in the aisle. âI want to.â
âWhat will you go as?â
âM-MaybeâŠa v-vampire?â
It took every ounce of self-control he had for Abe not to burst out laughing. âYou? A vampire? WaitâŠâ He blinked. âIs that why you asked what my favorite Halloween thing is?â
Mihashi looked like he wanted to die. âI-I meanâŠI-I justâŠitâs j-justâŠâ
Abe strode toward him and put a hand on his shoulder, squeezing gently. âChill, man. Iâm not making fun of you. Itâs just kind ofâŠunexpected. But I really donât think you could pull off the vampire look, Mihashi.â
The pitcher was nodding halfway through his sentence. âY-Youâre right, I canât. I donât know why I thoughtâŠâ
âBut I do think you could pull off being a skeleton. Youâre always having trouble keeping your weight up.â Abe smirked and poked his ribs, earning a squeak from his friend. âMake sure to have a lot of Halloween candy at the party, all right? But not so much you get sick.â
âI-I will,â Mihashi stammered, fighting back a smile.
Abe glanced around. They happened to be alone in the aisle at the moment, so he set his basket down and grabbed Mihashi around the midsection, vibrating his fingers playfully into his sides and belly.
Mihashi squealed, instantly covering up his mouth to keep his voice down as he giggled and squirmed. âAhahahahabe!â
âI can even feel your ribs! You can definitely pull off a skeleton, dude.â
âEhehehehehehe! Okahahahahay, Iâll behehehehe a skeheheheheheleton! Ahahahahabe!â
Abe grinned despite himself. âWhatâs your favorite Halloween thing, Mihashi?â
The pitcher shimmied and squirmed in Abeâs grasp, halfheartedly trying to get away as he giggled out, âBlahahahahack cahahahahats!â
âWow, no hesitation.â Abe chuckled and finally let him go, ruffling his hair before reaching for their discarded basket full of Halloween decorations. âI guess it wouldnât be hard to dress as a black cat. Just find some cat ears somewhere and then wear all black, right?â
Mihashi glanced at him in surprise, still smiling from the surprise attack. âY-YouâŠwant to dress up as a b-black cat?â
Abe shrugged, scanning the shelves nonchalantly. âI mean, if weâre going as each otherâs favorite thingâŠâ
Mihashi beamed. He couldnât wait for their Halloween party.
*
28) Lee Mihashi, Ler Abe
âH-Hey, Abe?â
âYeah?â
Mihashi fidgeted nervously as he always did, his pink cheeks nearly hidden by his scarf. Abe kept his hands in his pockets â heâd forgotten gloves, which he was now lamenting â and gave it five seconds before huffing out a sigh and saying in a firmer tone, âUse your words, Mihashi. What is it?â
The two of them were sitting outside waiting for a ride from Mihashiâs mom. School had let out for the winter holidays and they had agreed to hang out for a while before having to part ways for a couple of weeks. Now it was dark out and they were both more than ready to go home and warm up and eat, but the weather had delayed Mrs. Mihashiâs arrival somewhat.
âD-Do you wantâŠum, I mean, we canâŠm-maybeâŠuhâŠâ
Despite having known each other for eight months now, Mihashi still didnât quite know how to talk to Abe, or ask him for anything directly. Abe, for his part, had gotten better about being patient with him, but when all else failedâŠ
Bracing himself for the cold, Abe removed one of his hands from his pockets and started squeezing Mihashiâs knee on the bench next to him. âUse your words, I said. Come on, spit it out.â
Mihashiâs bright giggles always made the space between them less tense, and Abe couldnât help but smirk after a few seconds of hearing them. Heâd have gone for a worse spot like his armpits, but underneath that bulky coat, he was certain it wouldnât have done much good. Besides, lighter tickles were just as fun and effective sometimes.
âD-Dohohohoho you wahahahahahant to build a s-s-snohohohowman whihihile we wahahahait?â Mihashi finally stammer-giggled after several long moments.
Abe kept up his light squeezing for a moment, then stopped and replied, âI meanâŠI guess I wouldnât mind, but I kind of donât have gloves. My hands will freeze before we even get started.â
âOh! R-RightâŠI forgot. Sorry, Abe,â Mihashi apologized quickly, his cheeks turning even pinker, if that were possible.
Abe hesitated, then smiled. âBuuuutâŠI think I know something else we could do to pass the time.â
Mihashi glanced at him with a mix of trepidation and excitement in his eyes. âY-Yeah?â
This time, Abe went for both knees at once, laughing along with Mihashi as he squealed and squirmed in place and clenched his fists in his gloves over and over again, his laughter literally visible as puffs of frozen air around them.
Abe stopped as soon as he saw the sweep of headlights â heâd be caught dead before being caught tickling Mihashi by his mom of all people â but it certainly was a fun way to pass the next few minutes of waiting. And â bonus â they were both feeling warmer by the time they got into the car.
*
29) Lee Abe, Ler Mihashi
Abe felt a light tickling on the back of his neck and he shot upright with a gasp, slapping his hand over the offending spot and whirling around to look at his friend.
Mihashi was wide-eyed and frozen to the spot, looking like he was just as startled as Abe was.
âUmâŠa-are you okay? Abe?â the pitcher asked him.
Blinking, Abe decided it must have been a bug, because he was fairly certain Mihashi hadnât been messing with him. He looked too nervous for that. Plus, he was pretty sure his friend didnât know how sensitive his neck was, anyway.
âYeah,â he replied at last, shivering a little, inspecting his hand when he drew it away and finding nothing. âSorry. Just thought I felt something crawling on me.â
âOh. IâŠdidnât see anything,â Mihashi offered.
Abe dared to mess with him. âWere you staring at my neck to know?â
âNo! I-IâŠI justâŠ!â
âRelax, Mihashi, Iâm kidding,â Abe chuckled, tossing him the extra pillow heâd brought out here for their mini camping excursion.
It wasnât really a camping excursion; the two of them had borrowed a tent from Abeâs parents and set it up in his front yard. It was a good way to ease Mihashi into more than just sleeping over without the pressure of actually being away from any adults if he felt like he needed them nearby. Theyâd still managed to make sâmores (by heating them up in the microwave and then hurrying outside before they cooled down) and they were going to sleep in the tent tonight, but that was pretty much it.
It would do for a first time, Abe figured.
After a couple of moments of silence of the two of them getting their sleeping bags arranged for when they eventually decided to pass out, Abe felt that strange sensation on the back of his neck again, and he gritted his teeth to keep from gasping a second time, scrunching his shoulders as he reached back with more purpose to try and remove whatever was crawling on him.
To his surprise â and slight horror â what he felt instead was not a bug, but a finger.
This time when he whirled around, Mihashi looked guilty.
âYou didnât see anything, huh?â Abe muttered.
The pitcher stammered, âI-It wasnât meâŠthe first time. But the way you r-reacted, I wonderedâŠI thought, maybeâŠI wanted to knowâŠâ
Abe sighed heavily. âWell, did you get your answer?â
Mihashi nodded, then seemed to hesitate. âIsâŠis your neck really that ticklish, Abe?â
The catcher blushed before he could even try to fight it off, and he rolled his eyes. âYeah, yeah. Donât make fun of me.â
After a momentâs contemplation, Abe shifted so he was facing his friend, clenching his fists in his lap. âGo on. You obviously want to try it.â
A tiny spark of eagerness flickered in his friendâs eyes, and Mihashi tentatively reached forward to drag a single fingertip down Abeâs neck. The catcher sucked in a breath and willed himself to stay still, but as soon as the pitcher added the other fingers and scribbled, he lost his willpower and broke into a string of giggles, wrenching away from him.
âThatâsâŠkind of f-fun, Abe,â Mihashi told him quietly, nervously.
Abe blushed again, but smirked. âFun, huh? Is your neck ticklish, Mihashi?â
The two of them ended up giggling a lot together that night before sleep finally overtook them.
*
30) Lee Mihashi, Ler Abe
The way Mihashi screeched when the water balloon burst, one would have thought it had exploded open on the back of his head.
Alas, heâd had no such luck. In his efforts to actually join in and throw a balloon instead of just being pelted by them, the pitcher had used his arm a bit too well and hit Abe squarely on the back of his skull. Now the catcher stood frozen in place with his hair sopping wet, slowly turning to search for his assailant.
Mihashi was far less worried about what would happen to him in retaliation than he was about his catcher, however, and he was already waving his arms and panicking aloud, âA-Abe! Iâm sorry, Iâm sorry, I was aiming for your back â are you okay?! Did I hurt you?! Oh my gosh, Iâm sorry, I really didnât mean toâ!â
âMihashi,â Abe said in a very calm voice, making his friend stammer to a halt. âIâm proud of you.â
âI â youâŠyouâreâŠwhat?â Mihashi blinked at him. Around them their teammates had all frozen in place, too, waiting to see how this would play out. Hanai hovered nearby, waiting to see if heâd need to step in and rescue their pitcher.
Abe straightened and smirked. âIâm proud of you. You actually got involved with the water balloon fight. Even if we did say headshots were off-limits.â
âI know, Iâm sorry! I wasnât trying toââ
âIâm a little surprised, actually. Your throwing control is the best Iâve ever seen. Guess the balloon was a little too slick, huh?â
Mihashi gulped and nodded, still unsure how to process that his normally grumpy catcher wasnât yelling at him.
Abe grinned, snatched a balloon out of Tajimaâs indignant hands, and bolted for the pitcher. âCome here!â
Poor Mihashi barely had a chance to register that he was being chased before Abe tossed the balloon at him and it burst open on his shoulder as he turned to run. Then he was tackled to the ground and fingers were in his sides and the pitcher squealed with giggles, catching a flash of Abeâs smiling face as he squirmed.
âI know you are,â Abe replied, tweaking his ribs, the water from his hair dripping down onto the both of them as they wrestled each other. âBut since I canât throw a balloon at your head, this is what Iâll have to settle on for revenge.â
Around them, the rest of the team breathed a sigh of relief and got back into the fray, paying no mind to their catcher tickling their pitcher into shrieking fits of giggles.
âEhehehehehehehehe! Ahahahahahahabe!â Mihashi cried, letting out a yelp when his friend finally managed to wiggle into an armpit. âAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAHAHAHAHAHAHAIT!!â
âTch, wait for what?â
âI DOHOHOHOHOHONâT KNOHOHOHOHOW!! JUST â AIEEHEHEHEHEHEHE IT TIHIHIHIHICKLES!!â
Chuckling under his breath, Abe allowed himself a full, wide smile as he replied, âThen I guess Iâm doing something right.â
A collection of the BSD Coffee Shots I've done, compiled for the sake of ease. These are all stand-alone stories. Some are from my Peppermint Mocha and Lemonade Events.
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41) Lee Dazai, Ler Kunikida
âDazai!â
The brunette winced, turning with a sheepish look on his face. Kunikida could see his thoughts plainly on his features â caught red-handed.
âOh, hi, Kunikida!â he tried, twirling on his heel so his back was to the ADAâs half-sized Christmas tree. âFancy meeting you here!â
âCut the crap, Dazai.â Kunikida charged toward him. âYou were about to swipe your gifts, werenât you?â
âJust one of them,â Dazai said innocently, holding his hands up in surrender. âI just wanted to get a sneak peek.â
âChristmas is in less than a week. You can wait.â
âOh, come onnnn. Donât you ever have the urge toâ?â
âNo.â
Dazai pouted. âYou wouldnât, party pooper.â
Kunikida sighed heavily. He didnât know why he bothered sometimes. Dazai was impossible, and he knew that even if he got the brunette to leave well enough alone now, heâd just come back later and try it again â likely succeeding this time.
Still, he had to at least try to get him to see reason.
âIt would be rude to your gifter to open it without them present. Theyâll want to see your reaction, you know.â
âWhat if I opened yours, Kunikida?â Dazai asked, batting his eyes in that infuriating way he did when he was trying to play favorites.
âNo! Donât open any of them!â
âAww, pleeeeease?â
Something inside him snapped. Kunikida frowned. âAll right. Youâve left me no choice.â
âWhat? Heeeey!â Dazai screeched as his blonde coworker dragged him over to the nearest couch, shoving him onto it face-first. âWhat are you dohohohohohoing?! Ah! Kunikihihihihida!â
âThis will just have to be enough for now, Dazai. Understand?â Kunikidaâs voice came out sounding as gruff as ever, though from this position he had the luxury of hiding his tiny smile at the way Dazai squealed and flailed beneath him as he dug his fingers into his hips.
âBuhuhuhuhuhuhut I wanna knohohohohohohow what I gohohohohohohot!â
âYouâll know in a week, you moron! Be patient!â
âWhy ahahahahare you beheheheheheing so mehehehehean? AHH!! NOHOHOHOHO!!â Suddenly Dazaiâs high-pitched giggles turned into panicked laughter when Kunikida went for broke and dove into his armpits, tickling relentlessly. He even went so far as to sit on his legs to keep him from kicking like a struggling animal. âNONONO PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE NOT THEHEHEHEHERE!!â
âAre you going to leave the gifts alone?â
âFIHIHIHIHINE, OKAY, YOU WIHIHIHIHIHIHIN YOU BIG JEHEHEHEHEHEHERK!!â
Kunikida was tempted to keep going for that comment, but seeing the desperate look in his friendâs eyes, he decided that was enough for now. He stopped and nodded in satisfaction. âGood. Trust me, it will be worth the wait, Dazai.â
As he climbed off his friend and went back to his work, Kunikida smirked to himself. He knew Dazai would try again, but that was all right. What the brunette didnât know was that all of the gifts under the tree â all of them, even the ones that werenât his â were fakes for this exact reason.
The ADA knew Dazai better than that by now.
*
42) Lee Sigma, Ler Ranpo
âAre you telling me youâve never decorated for Christmas before?â Tanizaki asked incredulously, taking the string of lights from Sigma, who looked at him with a confused and mildly upset expression.
âI havenât exactly been alive all that long,â he murmured.
âOhâŠright. Sorry.â
Atsushi glanced over at them, feeling a pang of sympathy for their new member. âI didnât really know what I was doing the first time, either. I didnât get to participate in the holidays at the orphanage.â
Sigma looked surprised, opening his mouth to say something, but a loud groan stopped him in his tracks and they both turned their attention to the source.
âQuit being so depressing,â Ranpo complained. âItâs Christmas! Candy canes and cocoa and peppermint chocolates andââ
âItâs not all about the food, Ranpo,â Kunikida admonished gently.
âYeah, yeah.â The greatest detective in the world hopped to his feet and grabbed Sigmaâs arm. âCome on. Weâll start with a wreath. Those are easy to manage.â
Atsushi watched with fascination as the smaller boy fished a wreath out of their box of decorations and handed it to Sigma. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed Dazai smiling fondly at them both â a rare expression from the brunette.
âTake this hook,â Ranpo instructed, âand put it on the door first, with the curved end facing this way â there you go. Now just hang the wreath on it. Oh! Make sure the bow is on top, though.â
âIs that important?â Sigma asked genuinely, shifting the wreath in his arms to accommodate the instructions given to him.
Some of the ADA members started to tell him it wasnât, but Ranpo cut through them all. âOf course! The bow is the best part. It has to be on top; thereâs no other way to do it.â
Sigma hummed in interest, then lifted his arms to place the wreath on the hook. No sooner had he gotten it in place than Ranpo darted wiggling fingers into his armpits and upper ribs, making Sigma squeak in surprise and whirl around, backing against the now-decorated door.
âW-WhatâŠwhy did youâŠ?â he stammered, looking genuinely confused.
Atsushi didnât even have a chance to tell him it wasnât anything heâd done â Ranpo was just like that sometimes â before Dazai called out casually, âGo for the hips, Ranpo~â
Sigma looked startled and confused and nervous and excited all at once. It was an interesting combination of emotions, but no one had a chance to say anything about it before Ranpo had grabbed onto his hips and started tickling quickly but gently, making Sigma squeal again and burst into hysterical giggles that brightened the room more than the Christmas music that was playing from the radio.
âW-Wahahahahahait, wait, whahahahahahat did I dohohohohoho? I dohohohohonât understahahahahand!â Sigma cried, squirming helplessly against the door but making barely any move to get away or fight back at all.
Atsushi smiled at the scene, blushing a little. It seemed Dazai wasnât the only one who loved getting tickled around here anymore.
âYou hung the wreath up just right,â Ranpo said nonchalantly, grinning and continuing to tickle consistently yet gently. âThat means youâve earned a reward~â
No one had the heart to say otherwise when Sigma was laughing so happily.
*
43) Lee Dazai, Ler Fyodor
âDazai.â
âHmm?â
âKindly remove your foot from my knee, please.â
A slow, wicked smirk. âWhy should I?â
Fyodorâs face was impassive, but his clenched jaw gave him away. He took in a slow, intentional breath, studied the board, and moved a piece. âYour turn.â
âSuch focus,â Dazai teased, dropping his eyes to the board himself. He made a show of putting his chin in his hands as if seriously contemplating his next move, all while his socked toes dragged purposefully along the side of the Russian manâs knee.
Fyodorâs breath hitching was near silent, but Dazai heard it, and it made all of this worth it.
The brunette moved a piece with flourish, then leaned forward to gaze lovingly at his partner as though they were at a romantic dinner and not playing chess. âYour turn~â he cooed, reaching under the table to replace his foot with his fingers, gently squeezing Fyodorâs kneecap.
The demon let out a soft curse in Russian, clenching a fist on the table, glaring at Dazai. âBe very careful, Dazai. You wouldnât want to regret your actions, now, would you?â
Dazai fluttered his eyelashes at him. âOh, but I would~â
Fyodor scoffed, made his next move, then leaned back in his seat with a triumphant smile. âCheck.â
Dazai glanced at the board again and blinked, quirking a brow. âHmm.â He dropped his hand from his partnerâs knee to move a piece, and that was when Fyodor struck, grabbing his foot when it came back up to tease him and wiggling his fingers against the socked sole.
The detective squawked in surprise, gripping the table to keep from ruining their game, giggling helplessly as he did so. âAh! Fyohohohoho!â
âWell? Better move, Dazai, or this game will be over and your safety from my wrath is forfeit.â
Dazai â curse him â somehow managed a wobbly smirk in the midst of his giggles and said, âPerhaps I wahahahant to suffer your wrahahahath, bunny~â
Then he purposely moved a piece that wouldnât help him at all, officially giving the Russian the game.
Fyodorâs eyes grew cold and menacing in that way that Dazai both loved and feared.
âVery well, detective. You want me to tickle you so badly?â All at once Fyodor flipped the table and dove for Dazai, who screeched in delighted terror as those hands descended on his torso, drawing out even louder laughter. âYouâd best be prepared to beg me for mercy in order to gain your freedom, love.â
*
44) Lee Dazai, Ler Fyodor
Dazai didnât get nervous easily. It took a lot to get him to a point where he was truly on edge, worried that his actions had severe consequences, even scared that he might not make it out of a situation unscathed.
Looking at Fyodor now, this was one of those very rare times.
âNow, bunny,â he said, a slight waver in his voice that only made his partnerâs evil smile grow. âLetâsâŠletâs be rational about this.â
âIâm afraid itâs too late for that,â the Russian replied, grabbing onto his wrist and yanking him forward so he could wrap his other arm around the detective in an iron grip. âYouâve chosen your fate.â
âButââ Dazai was cut off with a choke on his own giggles, biting his lip to try and stave off the smile that threatened to break free. He failed miserably.
âHow badly should I punish you, lyubovâ?â Fyodor mused, easily maneuvering to grasp Dazaiâs other wrist as well, holding both captive against his chest while the other dug precise fingers into his ribs, forcing the brunette to squirm in place and snicker, his face aflame.
âYou k-knohohohow I lihihihihike when you plahahahay dihihihirty,â Dazai attempted to flirt/tease/flatter in an attempt to get out of this mess. âB-But yohohohohouâll hahahahahave to find sohohomething else to use agahahahainst meâEEEEK!!â
Fyodorâs voice and gaze were as calm and cold as ever. âWill I?â
âWAHAHAHAHAIT, BUNNY!!â Dazai was full-on struggling now, laughter spilling out of him as his wicked partner dug mercilessly into his hip, making him writhe against his chest uselessly.
âI know you enjoy tickling to an extent, love,â Fyodor said, leaning down to whisper the next part directly in the brunetteâs ear. âBut everyone has their breaking point.â
Dazai was beyond nervous now â he was both elated and terrified of what he knew was about to be the worst tickle torture heâd ever endure in his life. In fact, he might actually be tickled to death this time.
What a way to go.
âPLEHEHEHEHEHEASE, HAVE MEHEHEHEHEHERCY, BUNNYâ!!â
Fyodor only chuckled and started dragging him â still laughing and struggling â to a more convenient location.
âDevils like us donât deserve mercy, Osamu.â
*
45) Lee Chuuya, Ler Dazai
Dazaiâs blowing on Chuuyaâs ear and eliciting such a squeal as to put the loudest pig on Earth to shame was purely accidental â it really was!
Theyâd been on a walk â something Chuuya insisted upon despite Dazaiâs desperate desire to stay inside and lounge on his day off â when the detective noticed a piece of dandelion fluff cutely trapped just behind his ear. Heâd only intended to help out by blowing a puff of air to dislodge it, but the way Chuuya spasmed and nearly lost his footing made him stop in his tracks and stare.
âChibi?â
âNot a word!â Chuuya snapped, turning to face him with a pink flush to his cheeks and that adorable scowl he got when he was embarrassed. âNot one fucking word from you!â
Dazai bit his lip more as a mock showing of compliance than an attempt to hold back his smile, which he did not. Instead of speaking, he hummed knowingly, which only seemed to make things worse.
âShut up, okay?! I know!â Chuuya huffed, turning his back and crossing his arms. âIâm stupidly sensitive, even the smallest things make me freak out, itâs totally ridiculousââ
Still without a word, Dazai gently wrapped his arms around his partnerâs shoulders from behind and hugged him gently. âMm-mm,â he hummed in disapproval, shaking his head.
âOn second thought, you not saying anything is almost making this worse,â Chuuya muttered. âSo fine, say whatever you wanna say.â
âYes, youâre really sensitive, but thatâs one of the things that make you so adorable, chibi,â Dazai said softly, briefly squeezing him again. âJust because I like to make fun of you doesnât mean I think itâs stupid. Youâre just fun to pick on.â
Chuuya huffed, but his blush darkened, and Dazai smiled and gently blew on his ear a second time.
âShit,â Chuuya whimpered through a helpless giggle, scrunching his shoulders defensively. âDonât do that, asshole.â
âBut itâs cuuuuute,â Dazai whined, immediately in playful mode as he hugged his boyfriend from behind and blew tiny puffs of air on each of his ears, making him snicker and squirm in place, only half trying to escape. âAnd you know you like it, Chuuuuya~â
âShuhuhuhuhuhuhuhut up,â the redhead complained, but his bright smile gave him away. He held onto Dazaiâs arms around his shoulders but didnât try to fight him off. He knew he was being obvious, but he couldnât bring himself to care right now. Dazai had told him he was adorable like this. And, wellâŠ
Who said he didnât like being called cute from time to time?
*
46) Lee Fyodor, Ler Dazai
âOh?â Fyodor mumbled with a sleepy smile as Dazai pushed the covers aside to loosely straddle his hips, grinning down at him. âYou want to go another round already? I thought Iâd tired you out.â
Dazai ran his hands up and down his partnerâs arms. âYou did. Iâm too tired to go again right now, bunny. Donât worry.â
âHmm. Then what are you doing?â
Dazai tilted his head as though the answer should be obvious, lightly trailing his hands down Fyodorâs chest. âJust thinking of how I can get you back.â
âAha.â Fyodor smirked up at him. âAnd what have you concluded, moy blestyashchiy?â
The detective hummed again, dramatically shifting into a âthinking very hardâ pose. Then his eyes lit up like fireworks and he snapped his fingers. âI know!â
He wasnât even touching Fyodor â he was hovering almost six inches above him, in fact â but the sight of Dazaiâs wiggling pointer fingers over his bare torso made the Russian full-body shiver, and he instinctively brought his arms in to protect himself, despite not actually needing toâŠyet.
âMoya lyubovâ,â Fyodor muttered, his voice wavering ever so slightly, âdonât do it.â
âDonât do what?â
The Russian wasnât stupid enough to fall for that trick. He attempted a glare, but it was halfhearted at best with the way the brunette was beaming down at him.
âWorth a shot,â Dazai chuckled, switching from wiggling just two fingers to wiggling all of them, darting down as though he were about to attack before pulling back at the last second. It was worth it to hear Fyodorâs sharp intake of breath, to watch him twist uselessly to the side as if he could go anywhere like this.
âDazai, donât.â
âDonât what, bunny?â
Fyodor hated the way the too-smart-for-his-own-good detective was looking at him. Like he was just waiting for an invitation, an excuse to go for it â like hearing him sputter out helpless giggles would give him all the fuel he needed to get through his next day.
âDonâtâŠtease me,â Fyodor relented, refusing to make eye contact. âJust do it already, pridurok.â
âI donât know what you called me, but Iâm sure it was a loving pet name, right, bunny?â Dazai giggled, then finally brought his wiggling fingers down to Fyodorâs sides, watching him arch and snicker with immense satisfaction.
âYa tehehehehebya nenahahahahavizhu!â
âLove you too, Fyo~â
*
47) Lee Dazai, Ler Chuuya
The bed shifted for the millionth time, followed by a heavy, resigned sigh.
Chuuya opened his eyes and mumbled, âCanât sleep?â
âNo.â
Dazai had nights like this sometimes. He could usually get a few hours of sleep at least, but sometimes even those few precious hours escaped him when the world was heavy on his mind. Heâd toss and turn and make it difficult for Chuuya to sleep, too, but the redhead couldnât complain when he knew how bad his partnerâs mental state was on nights like this.
He shifted as well and lifted his arm. âCome here.â
Without a word of protest or teasing, Dazai did as he was told.
âThe little spoon, idiot.â
Chuuya heard the brunette chuckle softly before rolling over so he could assume the position the mafioso wanted. The smaller man snuggled up to his back and wrapped his arm around him, hugging him close before lightly dragging his nails down his loverâs ribs.
Dazai sucked in a sharp, surprised breath and sputtered a few giggles. âChuuyaaaaâŠâ
âHush. Just relax. I know this is your favorite spot.â
Favorite may not have been the right word, but it was close enough â it was the spot that helped him relax, helped him melt into the mattress and surrender completely. It would help him drift off, hopefully with good dreams to follow.
A rustling on the other side of the brunette told Chuuya that Dazai was clenching the pillow as he giggled into it, trembling a little but not actually squirming or trying to escape.
âHmm,â the redhead hummed, hugging him closer and kissing his shoulder blade.
âWhahahahahat?â
âJust soaking up your little laughs. Theyâre cute. They sound like a lullaby.â
He knew Dazai was blushing. He didnât need his eyes open to know what that hitch in his partnerâs breathing meant. âShuhuhuhuhut up.â
âIâm letting you get away with that only because you need sleep,â Chuuya grunted, allowing himself one harder pinch to Dazaiâs hip in retaliation. He smirked when the brunette squeaked and jumped. âRest, Dazai. Iâve got you.â
Dazai closed his eyes and let himself be gently and ticklishly lulled into slumber at last.
*
48) Lee Dazai, Ler Chuuya
âYouâre ridiculous.â The words came out as a scoff, but Chuuya was smirking, and really, Dazai was too far gone to notice or care at this point.
In the early days, the brunette had been whiny and shy whenever his redheaded subordinate tickled him like this, even though he always obviously wanted it. Nowadays the shyness was mostly evaporated, but the whininess had evolved into something more purposeful and goading. He did it now, hands gripping Chuuyaâs wrists but never pushing him away.
âChihihihihihihihibi!â
Well, the name-calling certainly wasnât doing him any favors.
âCall me that again and Iâll strangle you, you freak,â Chuuya growled, shifting his tone and position, sliding his hands to Dazaiâs waist and pressing into his hip bones with determination.
Dazai squealed and arched his back, giggles morphing into laughter, his stupidly beautiful face half obscured by the bandages he insisted on wearing. âProhohohohohohohomise?â
âSon of aââ Chuuya was still getting used to the casualness with which Dazai referred to his own demise. He growled. âObviously not, moron!â He switched up his technique again, from digging to crazed scribbling along Dazaiâs waistline, unable to help the tiny smile on his lips when the brunette squealed again and dissolved into wheezing giggles. âHeh, you enjoying yourself, boss? Youâre holding onto me but youâre not pushing me away.â
âHuhuhuhuhuhush!â
Ah â another thing Chuuya was getting used to. How easily teasing took Dazai down in these situations. He smirked anew.
âI will not. You obviously love it. Why else would you keep bugging me into tickling you silly? You just need a breather, donât you? Want me to tickle you until you canât remember anything else?â
âShuhuhuhuhuhuhut up!â Dazai whined again, his grip on Chuuyaâs wrists tightening.
Chuuya hummed, gradually dragging his tickling fingers up from Dazaiâs hips to his sides and ribs and eventuallyâ
The brunetteâs grip tightened, his visible eye wide with excitement despite his pleading, âNohohohoho, Chuuya!â
âOh, now you call me by my name,â the redhead taunted, activating his ability for the first time to pry Dazaiâs fingers from his wrists. âWhen Iâm about to go for the kill.â
âPlehehehehehehehehease!â
âHmmâŠplease what?â
Dazai didnât say anything, just looked up at him with a mix of excitement and nerves, giggling despite himself. He lasted about five seconds before tearing his gaze away. There was the lingering shyness, but Chuuya wouldnât allow it to last.
He drove his hands into Dazaiâs armpits, enjoying the fresh shriek and subsequent laughter he pulled from his irritating superior. âIâll assume that since you didnât specify, what you meant was to please keep tickling you, right, Dazai?â
*
49) Lee Atsushi, Ler Dazai
It came as no surprise to Astushi that Dazai refused to remove his bandages even at the beach.
To his credit, the man at least wore a plain white t-shirt and shorts, but the bandages remained stubbornly in place. Atsushi had never given much thought to them â chalking it up to yet another of the brunetteâs bizarre quirks â but at this point even he had to wonder what was under them.
âYouâre not getting in the water, Atsushi?â Dazai asked him now, standing over him with a knowing smile as Atsushi lounged under an umbrella, taking in the warmth of the sand beneath and the sun above.
âIâm not a fan of water, really,â Atsushi replied.
âBut you can swim, canât you?â
âYeahâŠâ
âYou dove into that river to rescue me when we first met, after all.â
Atsushi blushed and glanced away. âThose were different circumstances.â
Dazai hummed and sat down beside him, seemingly uncaring of the fact there was no towel in the spot he chose to place his rear end. âSo many beautiful women here. I wonder if any of them wouldââ
âDonât even think about it, Dazai,â Atsushi groaned, unable to muster up the energy to snap at him like he normally would have. âThis is a public beach, meant for relaxing and having fun. Donât ruin it.â
The brunette gave him a wicked smirk. âWhy, I was only going to muse about whether any of them would want to have a drink with me at the tiki bar~â
Atsushi was 100% certain that wasnât what his boss had been about to say, but he let it go. âWell, go find one to ask and let me relax in peace.â
âOh? Am I bothering you, Atsushi?â
The instant he felt fingers scribbling into his unfortunately very exposed tummy, Atsushi knew heâd made a mistake. He yelped and curled in on himself, giggling and giving his friend a wide-eyed, pleading look. âNohoho, waitââ
âDoes this bother you? Huh? How about this?â Dazai chuckled, easily keeping up with his squirming as Atsushi rolled onto his side and then began flailing, hysterical giggles pouring out of him unfiltered. Then one of his tickling fingers slipped into his belly button, and Atsushi shrieked, and the brunette teased, âOooh, how about this? Does this spot bother you, Atsushi?â
âDahahahahahahahazai!â Atsushi pleaded, desperately trying to cover his tummy with his arms, sand raining down on them both as he kicked and writhed. âPlehehehehehehease! No fahahahahahahair!â
âIâm just relaxing and having fun, Atsushi~ Isnât that what you said one does at the beach? Hmm?â Dazai grinned playfully, grabbing one of his flailing arms and skittering his fingernails into his ribs instead.
Atsushi squealed and cried, âPlehehehehehehehease! No mohohohohohohohore!â
Finally Dazai let him be, ruffling his hair before getting to his feet. Atsushi let out a few leftover giggles and grinned up at him as he dusted himself off as best he could, eyes scanning the beach. âLetâs see nowâŠooh! Maybe that redheaded beauty would be a good place to start!â
With a wave, Dazai took off toward his intended target of affection. Atsushi pitied the poor individual, but not enough to get up and try to stop him. With a smile, he lay back down and closed his eyes. He was already feeling warmer both inside and out.
*
50) Switches Shin Soukoku
âThe stars are so pretty,â Atsushi murmured into the quiet night air.
âLike your eyes,â Akutagawa replied with no hesitation.
Atsushi turned to stare at him, dumbfounded. Had he really just�
Akutagawa sensed the shift in the air and turned to face him as well, face impassive. âWhat?â
When Akutagawa had suggested â almost shyly â that Atsushi go stargazing with him, the weretiger was floored. Not only because it was such a normal thing to do, but because heâd recently learned that it was something Akutagawa did because he genuinely loved it, and because it brought him peace. To be allowed into that sacred space with him had meant everything to the younger man.
The last thing heâd expected tonight was for a comment like that to come out of his partnerâs mouth.
Atsushi grinned. âThat wasâŠoddly sweet of you.â
Akutagawa scoffed, turning his eyes back to the skies, but it didnât stop the hint of pink from flooding his cheeks. âItâs a point of fact, weretiger. Forget I said anything.â
âAww, are you embarrassed now?â Atsushi teased, poking his ribs. When his partner flinched, he only grinned wider, repeating the action. âItâs so rare to hear you sound sentimental. Do you really think my eyes are pretty, Ryu?â
âWeretiger,â Akutagawa warned through a growly giggle, but Atsushi ignored him, moving to crawl on top of him and lightly tickle his sides, pressing kisses into his neck.
âTell me again, Ryu,â he said sweetly, smiling at the way the older man gasped and tried to suppress his snickers with the sleeve of his coat. âTell me my eyes are pretty again. Please, darling?â
Akutagawa let out a tiny whimper at the last kiss pressed into his neck, and then all of a sudden, the tables were turned.
Atsushi blinked up at the starry sky just as Akutagawa entered his vision, straddling him with an evil smirk. âYou want to hear it again, huh, weretiger?â Fingers drilled into his sides in retaliation, making Atsushi squeal and arch his back, giggling freely. âYou want me to tell you your eyes are beautiful? That I could get lost in them forever, that I love your stupid face? Hmm? Is that what you want, darling?â
Atsushi squealed again, covering his face with both hands as he giggled and whined, âNohohohoooo, donât cahahahahall me thahahahahat!â
âOh? But you said it to me first, weretiger. I assumed youâd appreciate the reciprocation.â Akutagawa began scribbling wildly along his tummy. âIs this not what you wanted?â
âPlehehehehehehease! Ryuuuuu!â Atsushi begged, clutching his partnerâs shoulders as he shook with laughter. âIâm sohohohohohorry, just plehehehehehehease! Lehehehehehet me gohohohoho!â
Akutagawa slowed to a stop, cupping Atsushiâs cheek as he regained his breath and blinked up at him with a smile. The mafioso murmured, âNever apologize for being so perfectly you, Atsushi.â Then he leaned down and kissed him as the stars continued to twinkle overhead.
A collection of the BSD Coffee Shots I've done, compiled for the sake of ease. These are all stand-alone stories. Many are from my 2023 Peppermint Mocha Event.
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31) Lee Dazai, Ler Chuuya
âI love that youâre being so clingy today, chibi~â
âShut up. Iâm freezing my ass off,â Chuuya snapped back, snuggling in closer to his partner despite himself. âAnd youâre warm. Thatâs it.â
âAww, really? Here I thought you loved me.â Dazai let out a forlorn sigh even as he wrapped his arms around the redhead and pulled him in closer.
The two of them were snuggling under a large blanket on the couch, Chuuya sitting in Dazaiâs lap and wrapped around him like a koala. Despite being the one to have the blanket actually on him, he was still shivering. The recent cold snap outside had caused some power outages in the city, and lucky them, their place was in one of the sections that lost power. Chuuya usually didnât mind inclement weather, but right now it was hitting him hard, making him less combative than normal.
Hence his sitting in Dazaiâs lap right now. And snuggling against his chest. And soaking in his warmth as much as he could.
Dazai couldnât say that he minded.
âYou look adorable, all pouty like that,â the brunette teased gently, kissing his cheek. âYou know, there are some other ways we could keep warm, if youâre interested~â
Chuuya blushed, but covered it up by keeping his head firmly tucked under Dazaiâs chin and growling, âI donât want to move.â
âWe donât have to,â Dazai purred into his ear.
The redhead let out an annoyed huff, then grabbed onto the detectiveâs sides underneath their blankety cocoon and squeezed.
Dazai yelped, but to his credit, he never let go of Chuuya, even as the smaller man began scribbling and scratching at his sides and torso, making him giggle helplessly in his trapped position. âChuhuhuhuhuuyaâŠâ
âI donât know what ideas you were having when you said we could keep warm in other ways,â the mafioso teased, knowing full well what Dazai had meant, âbut this is where my mind went.â
âChihihihihihibi wahahahahants to plahahahahay, does he?â Dazai snickered, holding him closer and burying his face in his long red hair. âFihihihihihihine by mehehehehehe.â
Chuuya tsked. âYou would like this, you moron.â But his words had no bite to them, and it really was making it even warmer under the blanket.
By the time the power came back on, neither of them felt like they needed a heater anymore.
*
32) Lee Chuuya, Ler Dazai
Chuuya blushed so rarely, it was always a treat when Dazai got to witness it.
Like now, when the redhead was starting down at the paper in his hand with wide eyes and red cheeks, at a loss for words for once in his life.
Well â for a few moments, anyway.
âWhat the hell is this supposed to be?â Chuuya tried to snap, but it came out sounding more like a genuine question.
Dazai gave him a lazy smirk. âIâm sure you can read, chibi.â
âButâŠwhy would you think Iâd wantâ?â
The detective shushed him with a finger to the lips, making Chuuya blink up at him in surprise and annoyance.
âWhenever you want me to wreck you, just hand me that paper.â Dazai gave him a gentle smile that was so unlike his usual teasing, nonchalant smirks that Chuuya didnât know what to do with it. âIâm giving you a free pass to not have to ask me or provoke me first.â
Chuuya glanced down at the paper in his hands.
No way would he actually use this stupid thing. That would be humiliating. As good as admitting he wanted it.
Absolutely not.
~
Dazai had to admit, he was impressed that it took so long for his partner to get over himself and actually hand him that paper.
It had been three whole weeks, and â determined to make Chuuya actually fess up â the detective hadnât once tickled him into hysterics in all that time. He hadnât so much as poked a ticklish spot. It had been awful, really, but to see the mafioso finally come stomping up to him with the paper in his hand had made it all worth it.
âHere,â Chuuya growled, shoving the crumpled paper at his chest with a huff and a beautiful pink blush on his cheeks. âIâm redeeming this damn thing. Just do it already, you bastard.â
Dazai took the paper, glanced down at the âtickle me Chuuyaâ heâd scrawled across it, and gave his partner a slow smirk. âI knew youâd come around.â
âYou said I wouldnât have to ask for it if I gave you thatâack!â Chuuya yelped as Dazai grabbed onto him and pulled him down onto the couch, quickly moving to sit atop him and dig his fingers into the redheadâs ribs.
Chuuya squealed and arched his back, hands instinctively coming down to stop him before shooting up to cover his face instead as he cackled helplessly, squirming beneath the detective, whose smile could light up the whole of Yokohama.
âYou bahahahahahahahastard! I hahahahahahahate you!â
âSure you do, chibi,â Dazai replied, grinning as his mafioso partner let himself give in and laugh, squirming and blushing freely as the brunetteâs fingers danced across his ticklish spots. âBut just so you know, the fact that you love it when I tickle you is one of my favorite things about you.â
Chuuya tried to sputter out an indignant reply, but it was impossible when he was having so much fun, so he promised himself heâd chew Dazai out later and just focus on laughing his heart out for the moment.
It wasnât like he could really deny it, after allâŠ
*
33) Lee Sigma, Ler Dazai
Sigma was not at all used to Dazaiâs shenanigans yet, though it gave him some small comfort to know that even his coworkers at the ADA were only barely used to them, and theyâd known him much longer.
So when the brunette in question snuck up behind him in the hall one day and pressed his cold hands to Sigmaâs neck, the taller man was only mildly embarrassed to have let out such a loud shriek in response.
He whirled around, putting his back to the wall and glaring daggers at the detective, who was bent over at the waist laughing, still bundled up in his bulkier outerwear for the winter. âThatâs not funny. And highly immature.â
âOh, come on, donât go Kunikida on me,â Dazai replied through a wheeze, reaching out to jab his ribs playfully. âI get enough of that from the man himself.â
Sigma didnât understand the sharp jolt that shot through his body in response to Dazai poking him, but he gasped and shrunk back all the same.
Dazaiâs eyes lit up, and all of a sudden the other man had a terrible feeling he was in trouble.
âW-What?â he stammered, pressing himself against the wall as much as possible as Dazai approached him. âWhy are you looking at me like that?â
âYou could have told me you were ticklish~â
âT-Ticklish? WhatâŠwhat does that mean?â
For a moment, the detective stopped in his tracks, looking utterly stunned. But it passed quickly, and he smirked instead. âAh, right. I bet you didnât get many people trying to tickle you at the casino.â
Sigma had no idea why that word was making his stomach do flips, but he couldnât say he entirely disliked the feeling. âTi-ckle?â
Without another word or warning, Dazai began rapidly and sporadically poking his ribs and belly, and â inexplicably â Sigma let out a squeak, followed by a spew of giggles he had absolutely no control over whatsoever. He was mortified, but the detective didnât seem surprised in the least. In fact, he seemedâŠexcited?
âW-Whahahahat? Whahahahat are you â D-Dahahahazai, wait!â
âAww, you are ticklish! How cute~â
âB-But whahahahahat does that mehehehean? I cahahahahanât stopââ At that moment Sigma let out another squeal and instinctively twisted away, only to be followed by Dazai pinching along his hip on the opposite side, effectively forcing him to squirm in place against the wall, still giggling helplessly.
âCanât stop laughing? Good.â Dazai grinned, winked, and kept up the gentle assault. âThatâs the whole point.â
Part of Sigma felt like he should be fighting back â pushing the brunette away, calling for help, something â but there was a larger part of him that really didnât want to get away at all. He was laughing, after all, and he couldnât remember a time heâd been able to giggle so freely.
Besides, Dazai looked like he was having fun, too. And if that were the case, why shouldnât he let it continue?
*
34) Lee Dazai, Ler Chuuya
âWhere are you going?â Chuuya growled, pulling Dazai closer to him by the ankles before straddling his thighs, pinning him in place. âA minute ago you wouldnât leave me the hell alone, and now youâre trying to run away? Iâm hurt.â
Dazai was cackling breathlessly, hands gripped around his boyfriendâs wrists as he wheezed, âPlehehehehehease, Chuuya!â
âYou thought canceling my ability would be enough to free you, eh? You forget how good I am at no-skill combat.â
The detective could only laugh helplessly beneath his partner, already red in the face and gasping for breath as Chuuya continued to drill into his hips without mercy. He tried to buck him off but couldnât even manage to do that.
âPlehehehehehehease, Iâm sohohohohohorry! Iâll leheheheheheave you alone, I swear!â
Chuuya smirked down at him. âStill cold? You look like youâre warming up to me, Dazai. I knew you liked being tickled, but this much? Really?â
âThe fihihihihihire is rihihihihihight behind me, you ahahahahahahass!â Dazai shot back, tossing his head back with a scream and clamping his arms to his sides when the mafioso dove into his armpits. âNOHOHOHOHOHO PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE NOT AGAIN!! CHUHUHUHUHUHUUYA IâM SOHOHOHOHOHORRY!!â
The redhead chuckled, watching his boyfriend fall to pieces beneath him with no small amount of satisfaction. Yes, his partner loved being tickled, but to get him to the point where he was truly desperate for it to stop and would do anything to make it happen? It was nigh impossible to achieve, and Chuuya had done it in mere minutes. He was proud of himself.
âLetâs seeâŠwhat do I want you to do for meâŠ?â
Dazaiâs laughter was turning frantic, and Chuuya knew he didnât have long before he seriously needed to stop, but he was going to draw this out as long as he could, damn it.
âAHAHAHAHAHANYTHING!! ANYTHING YOU WAHAHAHAHAHANT CHUUYA!! PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!!â
Chuuya hummed, kept digging into his worst spot for another few moments, then finally slowed to a stop and grinned as Dazai sucked in a huge breath of air, mirthful tears streaming down his face. He was utterly wrecked, and the redhead was loving the sight of it.
âI think,â he said at last, âI want you to take me somewhere really nice for dinner. As a bonus Christmas present.â
âOkay,â Dazai said instantly, a clear indicator that he was well and truly done with tickles for the day. âWherever you want. Just name it.â
âGood.â Chuuya smirked, brushing his partnerâs bangs from his face. âAnd if youâre really good, Iâll reward you for it afterward. Yeah?â
Dazaiâs eyes widened, but then it seemed to register what the mafioso was implying and he smirked right back. âYeah. I like the sound of that.â
Chuuya screeched with hysterical laughter, arms flailing, trying to grab onto anything he could to get this all to stop â Dazaiâs coat, his wrists, his stupid face â anything! But all he could manage to do was lay there in the freezing snow and laugh himself hoarse, unable to roll away and escape this torture thanks to Dazaiâs ingenious positioning.
The brunette curled his fingers into the redheadâs inner thighs, pressing in with just the right amount of vibration, and Chuuya nearly wheezed as another round of laughter overtook him. He grasped a handful of snow and tried to shove it in the detectiveâs face, but all that did was make Dazaiâs playful gaze turn playfully wicked.
âStill trying to win the snowball fight, eh, chibi?â
âI HAHAHAHAHAHAHATE YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOU!!â
âWhy donât you give up? Then this will all be over, and Iâll be the winner, just as I should be.â
Despite his growing desperation to get out of this ridiculous position, Chuuya screamed, âLIKE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHELL!!â
Dazai chuckled, and the sound only made the redhead panic even more. The next thing he knew there was pressure on his knees pinning his legs to the snow as well, and Dazai was leaning forward to kiss him, but he was still fucking tickling that goddamn spotâ
Chuuya tried to wrench his mouth away so he could breathe, gasp for air, laugh his lungs out, but Dazai followed him relentlessly, never allowing him more than a split second between kisses that eventually descended to his neck just above his scarf.
âGive up, chibi?â Dazai teased into his ear before biting it playfully.
Chuuya was more than ready to give up â the tickling was driving him onto a whole other plane of existence, and he felt like if he didnât get it to stop he was going to expire right here and now.
âSTOP STOP FUHUHUHUHUHUCKING STOP DAHAHAHAHAHAHAZAI!!â Chuuya screamed, the desperation in his voice clear even to him, not that he cared about that right now. âI CAHAHAHAHAHANâT ANYMORE, PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE STOP!!â
Mercifully, Dazai did in fact stop, immediately shifting his weight so he wasnât pinning Chuuya but rather straddling him lightly, and he allowed the redhead a few moments to catch his breath and gain his bearings before leaning down to kiss him again and murmur, âI win~â
And Chuuya â thoroughly wiped out and beyond the capacity to fight back, his nerves still singing from the ticklish assault â managed only two words in response:
âFuck. You.â
*
36) Lee Dazai, Ler Chuuya
Chuuya was always frowning.
Well, okay, not always â but often enough that getting a smile from him was a rare occurrence. It was so hard to get him to grin at something let alone laugh that when it did happen, Dazai cherished every moment.
Like now, when Chuuyaâs eyes were bright and his lips turned upward in the barest hint of a smile as he gazed outside. It had been gloomy and snowy the last couple of days, but today it had finally let up, allowing the sun to light the city and warm up the streets with its rays.
âLetâs go for a walk,â Chuuya said now, turning to face his partner, schooling his features back into their usual indifference. âWeâve been stuck inside the last couple of days.â
âAnd thatâs a bad thing?â Dazai yawned, stretching out on the couch, getting comfortable. âI donât want to go outside. Itâs cold.â The truth was he wouldnât mind going out with his partner; he just wanted to see that adorable look of frustration that would inevitably cross Chuuyaâs face when he didnât cave immediately.
It appeared seconds later, just as predicted. âSeriously? Iâve spent the last couple of days getting dragged into whatever you wanted to do to pass the time, but now you canât go on a walk with me? What, are you too good for exercise now, detective?â
Dazai winced a little at the title. Chuuya only called him âdetectiveâ when he was upset. Whoops.
âFine, fine,â the brunette relented with an exaggerated sigh. âBut I might need a bit more convincing.â
The redhead glowered at him, then marched over to where he lay on the couch and plopped himself in Dazaiâs lap, making his partner let out an âoomph!â of surprise. Then he used his two pointer fingers to jab into his ribs â not moving, not actually tickling, just sitting there threateninglyâŠor perhaps promisingly.
âCome on a walk with me,â Chuuya said, smirking down at Dazaiâs reddening cheeks and widening eyes, enjoying the wobbly smile that threatened to slip free already just at the tiniest hint of what was to come. âAnd when we get back, Iâll wreck you into next Sunday if thatâs what you want.â
Dazai couldnât help how flushed heâd suddenly become; it had been too long since the last time Chuuya had really destroyed him with tickles, and heâd missed it. Badly. âR-Really?â
Chuuya grinned one of his genuine grins and wiggled his two fingers, making Dazai choke on eager giggles and shoot his hands down reflexively. The redhead pulled away and winked when his partner pouted at him. âOnly if you come with me.â
The brunette hesitated, but not for the reason Chuuya was probably thinking. âCan youâŠgive me more now? Just a minute, I swear. Then Iâll go with you if you promise to wreck me when we get back.â
Chuuya blinked, then smirked, then burst into laughter, which both warmed Dazaiâs heart and made him feel a tad embarrassed. But he didnât have time to dwell on it, as the redhead was pinching and squeezing his sides within the next second, and Dazai gasped and giggled happily at the feeling.
âYou want it bad, huh? All right,â Chuuya teased. âBut you only get a minute of this until you get your ass off the couch and take a walk with me."
*
37) Lee Atsushi, Ler Akutagawa
Akutagawa reacted before he even thought about it.
âWeretiger!â he shouted, Rashomon flying out from his coat to wrap around Atsushiâs waist and pull him roughly forward just as the icicle broke off the ceiling and crashed where heâd been standing.
Startled, Atsushi turned around and blinked at the shattered ice on the ground, then turned back to thank Akutagawa only to realize they were now pressed up against each other, faces inches apart. He gulped.
Akutagawaâs eyes were hard, but the way Rashomon didnât let go of him told Atsushi how upset he was. âDonât stand directly beneath icicles like that, you idiot! Iâm going to be the one to kill you, not some damn winter weather!â
Atsushi couldnât help but smile. âThank you.â
âIdiot,â Akutagawa said again, his eyes dropping to where Atsushi had his arms behind his back. He frowned. âWhat are you hiding?â
âNothing,â Atsushi said quickly.
Akutagawa gave it a moment, then leaned in to kiss him. The weretiger made a surprised noise, then melted into him, especially when the kiss lasted more than just a few seconds. Eventually Atsushi wrapped his arms around Akutagawaâs neck, and that was when the mafioso finally pulled away and smirked at him.
âYouâll have to let me go,â he teased. âAnd when you do, Iâll see what youâre hiding.â
Atsushiâs eyes widened, but then he smiled defiantly. âI donât have to let you go.â
âHmm.â
âAh! Ahahahaha, wahahahahait, no fahahahahair!â Atsushi whined through a mess of giggles, desperately trying to keep his arms around Akuâs neck as his partner tickled his ribs and sides.
âBetter show me, weretiger,â Akutagawa chuckled.
âNohohohoho! Ahahahahahaku!â Atsushi blushed at the few people who had turned to look at them, grinning at the playful scene. âStohohohohop, weâre in puhuhuhuhublic!â
âAnd?â
âYou wohohohohouldnât wahahahahant me toââ
He didnât have to finish the sentence for Akutagawa to know that he was right. He stopped immediately, letting out a sigh. âFine. If you donât want me to see what youâre hidingââ
Atsushi shoved something into his chest, and Akutagawa looked down in surprise. He blinked. âA chocolate bar?â
âI was going to save it for Christmas Eve,â Atsushi admitted, blushing. âBut you did save my life just now, so I guess you can have it early.â
Akutagawa took the chocolate bar, holding it almost reverently, then looked back up at his partner and drew him in for another kiss. Atsushi kissed him back, this time not caring about the looks they were getting. âThank you,â the mafioso whispered after a moment, touching their foreheads together.
Atsushi smiled. âMerry Christmas, Ryu.â
*
38) Lee Atsushi, Ler Lucy
âYouâre doing great, Lucy!â Atsushi encouraged, a gentle smile on his face as he drifted alongside the redheaded girl, who was hugging the wall of the skating rink as if her life depended on it. âYou can let go now; Iâll be right here to catch you if you fall.â
Lucy huffed at him. âEasy for you to say, Mr. Catlike Balance. And donât just say stuff like that so casually!â
âHuh?â He blinked at her, genuinely confused. âBut itâs true. Come on, Lucy, you can let go.â
She grumbled under her breath, but eventually pried herself away from the wall one hand at a time, wobbling unsteadily but able to keep her balance for the most part. She attempted to push off gently, gliding forward two feet at a time.
âThere you go, see? Youâre a natural,â Atsushi praised, grinning, skating along beside her. It was true he was able to pick up ice skating fairly quickly thanks to his inner catlike qualities, but he thought Lucy was picking up relatively quickly in her own right, too.
âThis is ridiculous,â she grumbled. âI look like a child.â
âEveryone has a first time on the ice, you know. Itâs no problem. No oneâs looking at you weird or anything.â
Lucy turned her head to glance around and confirm what he was saying, but the instant she did so her balance was lost, and she began to flail. Atsushi rushed forward to help her just as he promised, making sure she didnât fall, but in her attempt to steady herself she grabbed onto the nearest thing â which happened to be the weretigerâs hips.
Had he reacted any differently, sheâd have been mortified at herself. But the way he squeaked and giggled while never letting go of her only made her blink at him in surprise.
âAtsushi?â she asked. âWhat was that?â
âN-Nothing,â he murmured, gently guiding her hands back to the wall instead of his waist. âIâm just kind of ticklish there. You surprised me.â
Lucy stared at him, then gave him a playful smirk. âOoh, ticklish, huh?â
Atsushi whimpered, but it was no use. She reached for him again, this time holding his waist while tickling his ribs, and he squealed with giggles again, attempting to back up but taking her with him thanks to her grip on him, and soon they were both too far away from the wall to fall back on it if need be. Others skated by them with knowing looks in their eyes, but Atsushi could only giggle and squirm in her arms.
âLuhuhuhuhucy!â he whined. âPlehehehehehease!â
âWhatâs the matter?â she teased back, far too pleased with herself. âDonât cats like getting their bellies rubbed?â
Heâd have argued that he was a tiger, not a cat, but he was too wrapped up in his own laughter to manage it. What had started as an ice skating lesson for Lucy quickly turned into a giggly, tickly dance on the ice for both of them.
He couldnât quite bring himself to say he didnât enjoy it.
*
39) Lee Fyodor, Ler Dazai
âIâll see you tomorrow, Dazai,â Fyodor said as he put on his coat, reaching for the doorknob.
Suddenly a hand was on his wrist, tugging him away from the front door. âBaby, itâs cold outside~â Dazai sang in what was probably supposed to be a purposely bad singing voice.
Fyodor smirked a little. âIâm not staying the night.â
âBaby, itâs cold outside~â
âYou realize this song implies the singers wish to engage in some kind of unseemly activityââ
Dazai tugged him away again, further into the living room, grinning. âBaby, itâs cold outside~â
âIs that all youâre going to say?â
âIâll say a lot more if you stay the night with me,â Dazai replied, wrapping his arms around Fyodorâs waist. âCome on, itâs Christmas Eve. Whatâs the point in leaving? Youâll be here in the morning, wonât you?â
âIf I stay, you know youâll try to convince me to do something other than sleep, and Iâm not in the mood forââ
Suddenly the detective had whirled him around and pushed him back onto the couch with an âoomph!â, straddling his lap as he smiled at him innocently. âBeautiful, whatâs your hurry~?â
âDazaiââ
âYour eyes are like starlight now~â
âYouâre singing it all out of order, you goofballââ
With a mighty flourish, Dazai reached his personal crescendo while sliding his hands up Fyodorâs back to trace along his spine. âBaby, itâs cold outside!â
âAh!â Fyodor gasped, a wobbly smile on his lips now as he arched away from the detectiveâs touch. âDazai, dohohonâtâ!â
âWonât you stay, bunny?â Dazai teased into his ear as he began to tickle lightly, drawing muffled giggles out of his partner. âI promise we can just cuddle and sleep, nothing else. Unless you want to~â
âWihihihihihill you lehehehehehet me tahahahahahalk, dahahahahamn it?!â Fyodor cried, unable to help his wide smile and blushing cheeks as Dazai darted around to scratch at his sides. âFihihihine, fine, Iâll stahahahahahay, you evil gehehehehehenius!â
âEvil genius? Me? Better check the mirror, bunny,â Dazai teased, then kissed him before he could protest further.
They did, in fact, only cuddle and sleep as promised â with some light tickles thrown in on both sides to make the night a bit more fun.
*
40) Lee Poe, Ler Ranpo
It was exceedingly difficult to focus on the task at hand when Ranpo kept trying to show off all these different writing quills.
To be fair, they were beautiful â pretty designs, soft plumes, and the pens themselves were of very fine quality. Poe would have been happy to own any of them. But Ranpoâs enthusiasm was distracting him, because while they would have made excellent writing tools, they would also been great tools forâŠother things.
âLook at this one,â Ranpo said excitedly, grabbing Poeâs hand and brushing the feather end of the quill along his palm. âSooo soft, right? You would hardly feel it!â
Iâd feel it in other ways, Poe thought, but cleared his throat and managed, âY-Yes, quite so. It is very nice.â
âOoh, or this one!â The detective swapped it out with yet another quill, and so their afternoon continued.
Theyâd gone out with the singular mission of finding gifts for the other members of the ADA. It was a half-date, half-errand, and Poe was happy to spend time with him either way. But those quillsâŠ
âI want to get one for you,â Ranpo said suddenly, squinting up at him. âWhich one is your favorite?â
âHuh?â Poe sputtered, growing even more flustered at the thought of owning one of those beautiful, tickly quills. âI-IâŠweâre not here forâŠâ
Ranpo waved his hand. âI know, I know. But I still have to find a gift for you, too, and I think one of these would be perfect. You like them, donât you?â
âY-Yes,â Poe admitted.
âThen pick one! Which one is calling out to you? Which one can you see yourself writing the next bestselling novel with?â
Poeâs eyes roamed over the array of quills Ranpo had shown off to him so far.
Then suddenly the detective had pulled him down to whisper in his ear. âAnd which one do you think would tickle the most?â
âHuh-wha?!â Poe staggered back, slapping a hand over his mouth to keep from screeching. His eyes were wide, but Ranpoâs were knowing. Too knowing.
âYou canât get anything past me. Iâve seen the way your eyes light up every time I brush one along your hand or arm. So, pick your favorite, and later weâll have some fun with it to break it in. Okay?â
Poe blushed, but he couldnât deny that Ranpo was right. Shakily, he reached out for the one with the softest plume; it was a bonus that it also happened to look pretty. He barely had it off the shelf before Ranpo had snatched it from him, wiggling along his ear playfully.
âRanpo,â Poe hissed out a giggle, covering his mouth again. âNot here!â
âDonât worry, Poe,â Ranpo teased, winking at him. âI wonât let anyone else have the privilege of seeing you laugh your heart out while I tickle you with this~â
After that, Poe was more than eager to finish up their errands so they could move on to their new evening agenda.