#queuing again

Secondly: Shakespeare! Shakespeare! Shakespeare!

Oh look. It’s a conversation between me and my mother. From now on I will only accept such questions if they are posed to me using ‘thou’.

Everyone keeps describing Marlowe as a violent man. But in reality...he blanched at executions, spent months near punishing himself because he felt guilty about the part he played, and just wants people to stop killing each other. His violence is all fictional...oh, and the odd brawl he’s gotten himself into, but...Greene had it coming!

This is officially the worst couples retreat to Edinburgh I have ever seen. They have: - shared a bed once, only all Tom did was insult Kit - attend Mass, separately. - have a kind of argument about whether or not said Mass was important or distressing. - remind each other that they will never be free of their bounds - leave.

No Kit. Don’t go. Don’t.

Kit Marlowe and Tom Watson should start a ‘correcting people’s Latin’ club.