#queuesickle

hm let’s see. ford doesn’t hunt down and kill mcgucket even though he really could because he feels responsible for putting him in that mess to begin with. wendy knew spirit mabel was mabel the whole time and didn’t tell dipper to try to spare his feelings, although she would try to hint at it for dipper to figure out on his own. the unicorn spell is a modified version of the void shield, spirits can see the building and such it covers but they can’t enter it   

Bill: hey look pinetree! now we match! 

meanwhile john’s just crouched down with dave who’s still all scared and freaked out and starts cheering him up and making him laugh 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank you! i’m glad people enjoy my meticulously thought out backstories because honestly that’s my favorite part of thinking of a fic 

it’s how he shows affection 

Dirk: oh come on it won’t traumatize him, he’ll get over itRoxy: just give me the bear dirkDirk: fine, have it your way, don’t come complaining to me when dave gets whisked away by ghosts in the middle of the night because of his possessed toyRoxy: oh my god 

tired

they are not having a good time