Huitzilopochtli: Guys, if we’re gonna forget everything, I have some stuff I’d like to get off my chest. Quetzal, for two years I thought your name was Quesadilla, like the food. No one corrected me!
Quetzalcoatl: I only love some of my snakes and the guilt is killing me!
Xipe Totec: Sometimes I use big words and I don’t actually know what they mean. I mean, I’m supposed to be the smart guy! If I’m not the smart guy, who am I?!
Tezcatlipoca: Okay, I’m not actually laid-back. I’m stressed, like, 24/7. Have you SEEN this pantheon?!
















