Quinn: So what are you and Steve doing for Valentine's Day? Danny: Oh, the usual. We go to the drug store and buy up all the Valentine's Day cards, and then we watch the forgetful husbands panic.

Danny: You're an idiot. Steve: I'm your idiot. [points to wedding ring] ForeveRRR!!

Danny: What the fuck is the matter with you? Steve: You're gonna have to elaborate.

Steve: I'm in love with you. Danny: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Steve: I know. Danny: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Steve: Flirting is part of my heritage. Danny: What do you mean? Chin: His mother was a slut too.

Danny: You have to apologize to them Steve. Steve: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Steve, seductively: Oh Danno, say my name. Danny: My name. Steve: Steve: You have children, don't you? Danny: How did you know?

Chin: Public opinion is against Steve because of him being a Navy SEAL. Everyone thinks he's an unfeeling monster who'll lash out at the slightest provocation. Danny: [turns to look at Steve] Steve: [double-peace signs at him] Danny: Mhmm, terrifying.