Guard joke 1#:
Older Guard, to Shinies: One day, Commander Fox and Commander Thorn ended up crashing in a planet while protecting a couple of Senators when they finally got to an emergency channel, they discovered that they had to wait a day to get rescued so they had to sleep in the planet.
Soon, they fell asleep in the tents they had, but in the middle of the night, Commander Fox woke up Commander Thorn.
"What?" Asked Commander Thorn, "Look up and tell me what you see." Ordered Commander Fox.
"I see galaxies, stars, an endless universe waiting for us." Answered Commander Thorn, only to be hit upside the head by Commander Fox.
"No you di'kut," Said Commander Fox "The Senators stole our tent."
Shinies: *Laugh*
M. C. Fox, to ARC C.Thorn: I told you we shouldn't have told them that story.
