#questionalley

(I should be sleeping)

they aren't at the top of my list, however. they rotate in my mind.

they're like a tab i constantly forget is open only to find it when clearing out and then im like "!!! i forgot about you!!! :D"

healer x self destructive goes HARD fight me. plus sprout wouldn't leave ANY room for cuphead questioning if he cares, and once cuphead cares about someone, he's damn dedicated too. i just know they'd be the most sickeningly sweet couple on earth - just never ever ever hurt either of them bc the other is already behind you

sprout fussing over cuphead while patching him up after he did some dumb shit and cuphead implies it doesn't matter bc he doesn't matter and sprout is immediately like "don't say that!!!" so surely that cuphead is like "oh."

sprout just getting SHOWERED with affection. cuphead having someone who'll patch his wounds and take care of him. cuphead understanding how close sprout is with cosmo bc he's just like that with mugman. sprout is STRESSIN about him but he's just as smitten as he is worried. they'd be so lovey dovey and mugman is equal parts happy for his brother and SEETHING with jealousy

can we also talk about both of them are sort of outcast but for opposite reasons (sprout trying too much to help, cuphead hurting people)

Yesterday I did the Refs for my AU and was thinking about some stuff and came to the conclusion of the biggest rareship that doesn't even make sense but for some reason it clicked in my head...

...Dyle x Boris. (Puptime)

the way i was initially like "i don't see it" but then i started THINKINGGGGGGGG

boris and dyle are two of the kindest people we've seen so far in this universe. at every turn, boris chooses to help others, and dyle - despite having every reason to turn them away - still hesitated in big part bc he's a part of the health dept and wants to help people

they'd be so good to each otherrrrr

boris is more of a listener than a talker so dyle could talk about trains all he wants, and since bendy knows about trains and he worked on a railway, he probably has some knowledge too if dyle wants an actual conversation

and dyle isn't a super hyper character like a lot of the other characters - he's relatively calm, only really gets particularly expressive when he's excited. he wouldn't stress boris out 24/7 like some others (i love pupcup with all my heart but cuphead would have him STRESSIN lmao)

and a fun bonus: bendy knows a lot about trains! so (assuming we're in a world where That didn't happen) dyle also gets another friend in a very cool brother in law

and boris would get introduced to gardenview probablyyyy and have to meet people and maybe even start making friendsss oughhhh finding love and leaving their comfort zones for e/o my beloved

and i just know they WOULD NOT PLAY ABOUT EACH OTHER like both of them are already are already very loyal people, but add in that for boris this is the first person he's actively caring for aside from bendy in god knows how long, and, for dyle, he didn't even have anyone he considered a FRIEND much less someone who LOVED him

do not insult either of them in the others' presence they WILL kill you in entirely different ways (growling dog vs warning gay stare)

honestly the main appeal is just. dyle needs love. who better to give it to him than the goat?

all in all: chill bfs that take care of e/o

imagine a world where they just happen to meet, entirely by chance. maybe boris is working on a railroad that dyle is going to use, and somehow, they hit it off. they become more. imagine how DELIGHTED bendy would be when boris comes home with a boyfriend! even more so when dyle and him start talking about trains together! and boris is so happy they get along his tail just won't stop waggingggg

and DANDYYYYY

dandy has to care at least a bit about dyle, right? he gifted him that announcement system on a train that is clearly not built for passengers seemingly just bc he knew dyle would like it (and he did) so at the very least i hc he does care about dyle as a friend but could never get dyle to believe that bc dyle believed their relationship was strictly professional and dandy was just friendly w everyone (bc. he is lmao)

so when dyle tells him he has a bf he's absolutely ELATED bc YAYYYY HES FINALLY DOING SOMETHING FOR HIMSELF! HE HAS A PERSON!!!! dyle is a good guy that deserves love and he's already insisting he bring this partner to visit so dandy can meet him, and since dyle doesn't really have family or friends, he figures this is the next best thing (maybe boris has expressed curiousity in gardenview idk)

but. bendy and dandy. when they realize. just that extra inkeptals layer. oughhhohohohooo yes

like. boris probably would watch bendy to come with, bc he doesn't like leaving bendy alone that long, and dyle doesn't mind so bendy doesn't really have a good excuse bc he's kept quiet bc he doesn't want to ruin boris' thing

so he and dandy are just silently seething at each other whenever backs are turned

i'm just rambling atp lmao

puptime:

• no freak here go to lower asks

• mechanic x obsessed with trains. dyle is not only already overjoyed to have someone who'll listen to him talk at all times, but that someone who Also already knows part of what he's talking about? even better!

• they probably take their whole relationship slow and sweet at their own pace, with this being dyles first crush and boris being a romantic

• I get the feeling dyle is the type to always overwork himself and stay up really late so when he sees boris' sleepy ass he's like "hmm... well I guess a quick nap won't hurt... " and then they both wake up 12 hours later tangled up

• boris makes little mechanical things for dyle and dyle always gets SO EXCITED like grinning ear to ear clapping his hands. boris probably handmade him a train set once and dyle sobbed like a baby

• dyle finally feeling listened to x boris not feeling ridiculed for once because of his morals

• ohhh puptime the duo you could've been.

• tooth rotting sweetness all round... boris the baddie bagger while bendy is the baddie fumbler WE ARE THE BADDIE BROTHERS sorry😭

• boris would've fixed dyle's fucked up robot finger that's all I'm sayingGOHMYGOD

• BORIS DOING MAINTENANCE ON DYLE IF HE'S REALLY AS ROBOTIC AS I HOPE. I'D SAY WIREPLAY TOO BUT? NONSEXUAL IN THIS CASE? INTIMACY OF WIREPLAY????? AM I ALLOWED TO HAVE THIS I JUST HIT THE FUCKING JACKPOT

• I feel like dyle would treat his wires as this gross chore (if he does have them. im being crazy self indulgent here) like "ughhhh maintenance again" and boris is like "hey yk I can help with that right" until dyle Reluctantly lets him see em

• boris wouldn't think they're gross or anything he'd just fix dyle up with the same reassuring precision he uses for everything else. dyle would be really tense st first but relax when he realizes boris just... doesn't actually care that much? he's not getting handsy or treating dyle any different. refreshingly normal about it

• MECHANIC X ROBOT FUUUCK

cala maria x shelly (or seashell of u want)

• MONSTERFUCKER SHELLYYYYY SCREAMING FROM THE ROOF TOPS

• whether cala is big or small shelly dgaf she will still crack that

• but the thought of being picked up and toyed with by a beautiful woman so much bigger than her... someone so powerful being gentle with shelly and giving HER full undivided attention... shelly being calas chew toy.... yeahhhh

• beams the image of shelly riding cala's ginormous fucking fingers into ur head

• cala is soooo charmed by shelly. thinks she is just the CUTEST.

• shelly might default to being the bottom, but lesbians know how to take turns. big or small, shelly is not a quitter, and she will be putting in WORK to please cala any way she can

• sightseeing dates would go crazy... cala can take shelly to any underwater ruins or old shipwrecks imaginable and shelly gets to yap endlessly and take notes to her hearts content

• I think cala gets very possessive and gives shelly special gifts like necklaces or shells with meaning only she knows

• I think cala is very used to solitude and men trying to Bother her out of that solitude, so someone as respectful and genuinely kind as shelly (her pushing boundaries issue was resolved quickly if that's what ur thinking of, cala doesn't beat around the bush) was a nice change of pace

• shelly will listen to cala rant about sailors or other people who bother her for HOURSSS and cala listens to her all the same. cala is sooo intrigued by this autistic lesbian

• also probably after ranting her head off cala remembers her sweet gorgeous gf is right there and starts covering shelly in kisses to calm down

• yuri lives forever we need more yuri of the machine

• shelly is 1000% into whatever freaky ass mermaid shit cala has going on and MORE. SHE WANTS THAT COOKIE BAD.

• if shelly can hold the train up with fat twisted dyle crushing it do u think she could pick up big cala too.. I want to ✊

felix x bendy (what's their ship name? inkexplorer? yeah felix is definitely exploring that ink alright)

• I don't know much about these two together but felix is the ONLY person bendy directly looks up to and admires so that'll definitely put an interesting tinge on their dynamic

• felix might be the only person bendy would bottom for. not happily but he'd do it! the first couple times are probably fine but as they keep going bendy feels like he's getting Pushed down into a position below someone he loves and admires so much, and he gets enough of that for just being a demon.... interesting.

• I am such a fraud I barely know felix ugh

• felix might also be the only person bendy actually Seeks out the company of love of, when he's so avoidant in other relationships. talk about getting a taste of ur own medicine

• yes the whip is used. they get creative

• probably catastrophic breakup. they say never meet ur idols for a reason!

• for once bendy is left WANTING and SAD and it makes him feel both pathetic and debased. it's so unlike him and would be really interesting to actually see, while felix is away doing adventurer shit and has no idea his controversially young bf is feeling like this because BENDY NEVER FUCKING TALKS ABOUT ANYTHING

• it would just be so interesting to see a character bendy might actually Give things up for because he's so self centered in canon

• me and the old man I bagged by being autistic about his books

• bendy would probably be UNCHARACTERISTICALLY nervous for their first time because. THIS IS FELIX!!! HE'S PROBABLY HAD LOADS OF PARTNERS AND NONE OF THEM WERE THIS YOUNG OR A DEMON oh god is he gonna say something about that or does he have some kinda weird demon kink BENDY JUST FEELS THE NEED TO IMPRESS FELIX ALWAYS AND IT'S PROBABLY NOT HEALTHY

• I don't think bendy would have a praise kink unless he's bottoming and that's a very Specific situation to put him in. with felix, it's like he's finally being acknowledged by someone he idolizes and rewarded for all his fanboy-isms... praise from felix hits differently

• bendy cares a lot abt appearances, so he'd probably hide his more demonic traits in the relationship and hide how sensitive his spikes/tail are when fucking... (also off topic but that adds another interesting layer to the inkcake thing) and because he's so aware of how demons are treated by the majority of people... he isn't trying to scare felix away

strawberrytea

• endless praise kink feedback loop. sprout babbling on about how cuphead is soso gorgeous, he's doing so well for a first timer, all while begging to be told if He's doing a good job and cuphead satisfying that kink over and over... ENDLESS I TELL U.

• also the suicidal x selfless dynamic would go so crazy

• sprout probably has to run after cuphead in dangerous situations a lot

• tall buff bottom x shorter skinnier top

• we believe in bottom cuphead around here folks

• they're probably Healthier than inkberry but as soon as sprout starts pushing too hard I think cuphead becomes WORSE than bendy in terms of avoidance. it's canon that if someone tries too hard to get him to open up it'll annoy him and (ij theory) might actually be one of the only times we could see him Truly angry

• not a hc but shoutout to anna banana she loves this ship im pretty sure

• cuphead is one of the people who actually isn't annoyed by sprout for once

• I do think they're a pretty positive ship overall but ☝🏻 I think they could get a liiiittle toxic with it. everyday I cling to masochistic cuphead and I don't think sprout would want to do something like that AT ALL but you know how he is with ignoring his own wants.... horrible curdling mix of feelings for sprout because his lover is enjoying this!!! he wants this!!! but sprout's hands are trembling and he can't look cuphead in the eye when he asks for more

• causing harm is not in sprout's nature at all💔 that's why u make such a good point with that soulplay post

• imagine sprout (who wants to make sure this porcelain toon is alright more than the others because he's the most injured. No Other Reason.) paying special attention to all of cuphead's injuries and his weird ghost body, until he realizes he doesn't really have any idea how to help a ghost? it's not like he can put bandages on it. BUUT! what he does notice is the small crack on cuphead's heart! he asks to see all gentle and cuphead (poor unaware cuphead of the can of worms he's about to open) just kinda shrugs like "alright have at it"

•and then soulplay shenanigans happen🩷

inkcake

• thinking about bottom bendy for once siggghhhhhhhh. you're right about the spikes being sensitive btw call me a whore but GOOOOD THAT'S SUCH A GOOD TROPE

• AND!!!! TAIL!!!!! NORMALLY I'M SOOOO GOOD AT FOLLOWING CANON BUT LET ME HAVE THIS!!!!!! bendy is soso sensitive after never letting himself be touched there that he's bucking and arching up into barely a massage PATHETIC ASS DEMON

• do u think he could cum from just his tail and spikes being stimulated. I do. I believe ✊

• bendy loves his fat bf pleaseeee god I don't care how skinny they make cosmo in canon

• ALSO!!!! BENDY GAINING GOOD HEALTHY WEIGHT BECAUSE OF COSMO'S COOKING AND BAKING!!!! THIS IS SUCH A PERSONAL THING FOR ME

• I think at First inkcake sex is more like the quick, impersonal hookups bendy is used to, but as they grow closer and bendy gets More and More and More.... he needs a lot... of character development they simmer down and go slow and sweet and steady for once

• thighs. claws in cosmo's thighs. tail wrapped around cosmo's thigh while bendy tops. sharp ass teeth in those thighs. bendy is obsessed

• top cosmo could wreck him. I believe this. you have no idea (you do I'm just saying this to be dramatic) how many orgasms a gentle top can WRING out of a bottom like bendy. sprout could never

• I'M SO SERIOUS MARATHON SEX WITH FIRST TIME BOTTOM BENDY WOULD GO SOOOOO CRAZY CUZ HE'S STILL SO NEW AND SENSITIVE THEY AREN'T STOPPING UNTIL HE'S CUMMING DRY OKAY?????

• I think something happened to me there. Sorry.

• imagine bendy cums in like 30 seconds first time bottoming LMAOOOOO

last thought.... inkberrycake threesome?

yeah I blanked on inkberry sorry 💀 had to improvise on the spot and SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG OH MY GOD I DIED BRIEFLY BUT I'M BACK. I'M BACK!!! -🪻

me when my beloved hyacinth comes back to me (im the twink)

puptime:

YES YEA YES PUPTIME MY BELOVED THEYRE SO PATHETIC AUGHHHHH

boris and his yapper of a boyfriend

dyle put that train on the dashboard of his train so he sees it as often as possible. i like to think it's almost a one to one model of his train, as perfect as boris could get it, so it's extra special to him. no one has ever gone though so much trouble for him

AND YOUR MINDDDD WHEN IT COMES TO WORKAHOLIC X LAZYYYY fuck it's genius... why didn't i think a that..... dyle is ready to work all night but then he sees boris conked out, snoring shaking the walls, sprawled out all fluffy and warm-looking, and he's like "well. a few minutes couldn't hurt." only to sleep for 24 hours straight

boris is using him as a teddy bear btw

AND ROBOT X MECHANIC YES YES YES i expect more nonsexual wire play on my desk by monday /j

seashell:

god thank you for reminding me about them

after years of being bothered by annoying men, cala is obsessed with her disturbingly strong autistic little girlfriend

cala is always big with this ship don't fuck with me. otherwise what's the point in living yuri

the image. of shelly. riding cala's fingers. oughhhohohohoooo hyacinth you are a BEAST never stop cooking

also the thought of shelly marking her territory by giving shelly so very many gifts, and all of them are Too Big. shelly wearing a necklace of a shell that's the size of her head like "my girlfriend gave me it :D"

and if we're getting freaky. what about cala's monster form :)

inkcat:

i knew i could count on you to see the toxicity. they are freaky and they are toxic

GODDDD YOURE SO FUCKING RIGHT ABOIT BENDY HIDING HIS DEMONIC TRAITSSSS felix cant know hes Not Normal, he'll die before that happens

you're right about the felix-specific praise kink too. bendy is doing everything he doesn't want to, bottoming like this, but he can pretend it's okay when he's hearing everything he's ever wanted to hear from the person he most wants to hear it from

bendy is not a praise man. but if it's felix, he is FEELIN ITTTTT

but felix doesn't give a shit about that, bendy is lowkey just a booty call for him. get a taste of your own medicine loser

strawberrytea:

hear me out: switches with cuphead being the main bottom. cause i think cuphead prefers bottoming but doesn't really care much and sprout enjoys either

you're so fucking right about that praise loop btw sprout is babbling nonsense about how gorgeous and perfect cuphead is and cuphead is babbling the same shit right back

and i'm not one for masochism. however. YOUUUUU

SPROUT NOT WANTING TO BUT KNOWING CUPHEAD WANTS IT SO HE FORCES HIMSELF

CUPHEAD GETTING THE IDEA SOMETHING IS WRONG BUT NOT HAVING THE EXPERIENCE TO KNOW HOW TO HANDLE ITTTT

godddd imagine sprout eventually breaking down in the middle of things and saying he can't keep doing it and cuphead feeling like he ruins everything bc he made sprout do something that upset him even tho SPROUT needed to communicate that but cuphead isn't experienced in relationships at all so he doesn't know that and FUCKKKKKK

inkcake:

yes bendy could cum by just his spikes (and tail if you're so inclined) stimulated. they haven't ever been stimulated before, he's fucking done for

and yes bendy loves those thighs. everything you said he's doing at every opportunity. cosmo Cannot wear shorts because otherwise everyone will see allll that lovin

and on your note of bendy gaining healthy weight: allow me to offer you my headcanon that bendy doesn't have much of a sweet tooth and prefers things like tarts or breads if he does have a baked good. cosmo realized it all on his own and baked for him accordingly

inkberrycake:

bold of you to think i've never imagined them having a threesome before

lowkey a weird thing to send to someone who's currently knee deep in the nsfw part of the fandom

i get it tho lmao, it's particularly funny to me watching when i remember that the majority of you freaks GENUINELY want these bitches. like you're actually attracted to a dog and a couple pieces of porcelain. bendy i give grace bc he's just a demon but A STRAWBERRY?? yall hilarious lmao

yessss the vision you see the vision

mugman wants fairy tale love, and he wants bendy, but he can't have both, and bendy is gonna make him see that one way or another

bendy is NAWT nice like mugsy wants. no, he's VICIOUS because being vicious means he's in control, and when mugman pushes back against that, whether it being asking for dates or more romance in other aspects, that's a loss of control that he doesn't want, can't allow

i feel like i fuckin knew his ass was gonna have a mask like that

i feel like i called a LOT OF THIS BUT NO ONE WAS LISTENING BC THEY WERE IN CRISIS MODE

I TOLD YOU ALL THAT DANDY STILL CARED AND WE DIDNT NEED TO ACT LIKE THE WORLD WAS BURNING DOWN BUT NOBODY LISTENED

AND LOOK WHO WAS FUCKIN RIGHT