#queelana

I’m really into the souls series and felt the need to gave this characters some love, hope you like it!

Laurentius of the Great Swamp

- Likes mud baths and misses his homeland were they used to be common, at least when the enviroment didn’t tried to kill him

- Keeps a lizard as a pet and lets him sleep inside his hood

- Set fire on his own eyebrows once and since then they were never the same

Oswald of Carim

- He likes calling people sinners everytime they do something, and it includes thinking about how sexy his voice is, after all he knows everything!

- Velka is his one and only love which means you should mind your manners around the pardoner, he’s not one to be corrupted by filthy desires!

- Can stand at the same position for hours without moving a limb, thats canon btw

Queelana of Izalith

- Thinks witch hats are silly and refuses to wear them, Beatrice feels personally attacked by such thought

- Her favorite thing is sitting in the dark alone with her own thoughts and crying about how terrible the Chosen Undead is for stealing her sister dead body, Ceaseless Discharge did nothing wrong.

- Thinks all the sorcerers from Vinheim are a bunch of snobs with pointy noses, her pyromancy is way superior 

Ingward, the Guardian of the Seal

- Lovely grandpa, he’s unable to be rude to anyone and acts like the kindest man in the world, must protecc

- Enjoys talking about his past adventures and remembering the others Seal Guardians that died, he respects their memory and tries keeping them alive through it

He hit his chair with a baseball bat. 

He flipped the same chair. 

Then walked into my room, and put my controller and game on my chair as like, a "Fuck you, this was your fault." 

All of this was over him not meeting an NPC. 

How about this, since you guilt and manipulate people by telling them what they could have done. Why didn't you think of the things that could have happened I killed the Bed of Chaos? There are obvious events that trigger other events. You know the consequences and revere the cause and effect gameplay structure of the "fucking crazy" plotline of Dark Souls. You should have taken a step back and looked up the monster before killing it. You shouldn't have let me do it. You were the one that immediately spent the Lord Soul. You just moved on like nothing happened. You, even, wanted to kill it. 

anyway, this is just a game, you've got plenty of playthroughs with your tank of a character and damage you believe is worth boasting about. just chill, bro.