Dec 12, 2020
My boyfriend: "Wait, are you really a Virgo? That's your star sign?"
Me: "Yes, what did you think it was?"
My boyfriend: "I don't know.......... Salamander...?
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My boyfriend: "Wait, are you really a Virgo? That's your star sign?"
Me: "Yes, what did you think it was?"
My boyfriend: "I don't know.......... Salamander...?
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the real punchline is @anakinkshamer is older than me
God bless that family I babysit tho They came home and I had my studying shit strewn across the table The mom: *gasp* is that your handwriting?! Me: haha yeah Her: it's so neat!!! Vivek look at Edye's handwriting!! The husband (Vivek): *glances briefly* yeah Her: wow you're so organized!!!!! Me: haha thanks The hubby: have you considered going paperless?
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Convo between me and my teenager. For context she is 16 and also black.
Her, abruptly: “Miss Sophia! Ya know…I’ve been known to bring ppl together. ppl call me Cupid. I wanna set you up with Mr. Carlos. (this man we both know)”
Me: “Oh really? That’s so kind of you but I like white boys.”
Her: with a look one can only decipher as disgust: “Really?!”
*Moment of mutual silence and confusion*
Her, with enthusiasm: “I like white girls!!”
*We giggle and high five*
I hate the foster care system but GOD I adore my kids✨
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You're having trouble getting your halloween costume on and off because your booty's too bomb or something
@ai-nan
Nami: Jack is dead on the inside, Gabe is dead on the outside
freedomconvicted: with their powers combined they make a single dead man
Nami: LMFAO
Nami: my otp is one fucking dead guy
Most of the time Harold is wildly embarrassing but you have to give some respect to a hoe who goes nips out to his boyfriend's mum's wedding.
@nautilarrie