#qrow replies

Qrow: Like what you see?

Ozpin: Me?

Qrow: Gay.

Ozpin: Well. I’m not European.

Qrow: You look at closets for fun. Gay.

Ozpin: I like organization! I need more space in my closet.

💦 - Virgin ?

Hah! Cute. 

You can’t be serious, but cute.

Once upon a time, a very long time ago…

…I’ve been hanging around Oz too much.

👑 - Piercings ?

Used to have a couple. Debating some more if my sleeping habits would let me keep them.

💄 - Favorite Make-Up Article ?

Fucking eyeliner. Give me all of it. Dramatic wingtips, subtle judgment… all of it. Bonus if you can color eyebrows too and be overtly extra.

💎 - Favorite Scent ?

Oz was close: mint/peppermint, whiskey/bourbon, fresh balsam, cinnamon, and citrus. 

65.) do you miss anyone right now?

Ozpin: My immune system.

Oob: Really you just need a new one.69.) are you dirty minded?

Qrow: What do you think, darlin’? A gutter is cleaner.

Salem: If it weren’t for gutters, your mind would be homeless.

Oob: Too many of your sentences begin with: “I saw this porn once…”

Ozpin: It’s a good thing I enjoy cleaning…

102.) would you kiss any of your friends?

Qrow: I do. Frequently.

The way when I squish him, he halfheartedly protests with a murmur. The way when I smother him with kisses, he he “protests” by leaning into me instead of away. The way he follows commands behind closed doors. The way he asks for more. The way he is completely breathless after.

Ozpin: I’ve only just rolled out of bed and poured coffee, so let’s see how philosophical my inbox can get.

94. What are your strengths?

Ozpin: Teaching. Hand-sewing. Champion coffee drinker. I’ve been told I can write. I have an excellent palate. 

Oobleck: Sarcasm. The power of passive-aggression. 

Ozpin: …

Qrow: Getting tied up.

Ozpin: I’m not writing that. 

95. What are your weaknesses?

Oobleck: Qrow.

Qrow: Yeah.

Ozpin: ….I’m not asking for your contributions to this.

Qrow: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ozpin: Too much coffee gives me heartburn, but I drink it anyway.

Oobleck: Spiders.

Ozpin: That is a perfectly reasonable weakness. Shoes.

27: A description of the girl/boy I like 

Smarter than me, but someone I can outsmart. Responsible, but enjoys playful irresponsibility. Morally gray with a dark sense of humor, but an optimist. Structured, but appreciates spontaneity. Independent and self motivated in life, but doesn’t mind handing over control when asked. Patience to understand misunderstandings. Witty, intelligent, and skilled in nonverbal communication. Shameful. Consensual masochist.

31: What my last text message says

QROW I SWEAR TO GOD

35: What I find attractive in men

Ozpin: A duck-sized Qrow…that’s so cute.

Qrow: Tiny Qrow. Ducks are dicks.