Nov 16, 2021
I just realized that the April 8, 2024 total solar eclipse is going to occur right in the middle of the presidential primaries, so I have no doubt in my mind that the Qrazy people will start believing some cult shit like Jesus or Elvis or JFK Jr will come back when the sun reappears. By sheer coincidence, the eclipse will pass directly over Dallas, Texas so you KNOW they're gonna hold another rally at Dealey Plaza, "and as God brings back the Sun, so too shall He bring back the Son!" Nominees usually pick their veeps at the party convention in July, August, September, but the Qonspiracy theorists will say that Trump will reveal his running mate then and there. I can feel it in my bones.
