#qdeeds

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when the three received their task and saw secrets threatened, all of them collectively agreed that it couldn’t have actually been Q

that, coupled with the fact that none of them thought they could or should ever pull off a task like that in front of Marina,

they did not complete their assignment

they still think it’s all a hoax

but once the points are out and they realize their secrets are in danger of being exposed, they get back together and know they need to actually compete

INT. NEMEAN LION - TEAM CHAOTIC CHILDREN HQ

charla, nia and pax are lounging in their designated hq as they try thinking of a way how to complete the first deed.

PAX

what does  “ in front of marina ”  really mean? can we be invisible in front of her?

charla shoots up from lying down.

CHARLA

pax, you GENIUS. okay, so i’ll get one of those heat cameras so it can see us even when we’re invisible. then, i’ll use my magic to enchant my phone and the camera to record us. finally, we do everything and get out of there.

NIA

if i smoke a joint and drink at the same time, do i win the entire game on my own?

PAX

but doesn’t swallowing and inhaling at the same time make you choke or something?

nia gives pax a sweet smile.

NIA

i don’t choke.

PAX

oh, is that one of your powers? that’s neat.

NIA

yup.

PAX

wish i had that, i choke more than i’d like to.

CHARLA

uncle pax, you have magic.

PAX

you’re right, i can just replicate hers and i won’t have to choke again!

nia gets nervous since she’s a god.

CHARLA

no, like, you have magic. just use that to unchoke yourself.

PAX ( laughs nervously )

i knew what you meant. of course, i was just kidding.

charla gives him a skeptical look.

CHARLA

right.

INT. NEMEAN LION - LOBBY

marina is doing her rounds while tcc scope from afar.

they have an opened beer and a joint with them.

CHARLA

ready?

NIA

only if pax is.

PAX

wait, i’ll just tie my shoelaces.

while pax ties his shoes and nia lights her joint, charla turns on her phone and the heat camera.

then, she enchants the tech to levitate and follow the group.

she changes them and the items invisible, and they make their way to marina.

pax begins drinking and nia does the weed.

nia blows a puff of spoke in marina’s face, causing her to look around.

MARINA

ha, ha. very funny. who’s there?

they start to run but pax accidentally kicks marina, drawing her attention to their location.

marina begins reaching over to the group but charla teleports them and the tech away before she can get a hold on them.

chaotic children

420 blaze et

galaxy

sadass

everyone, aside from chaotic children and sadass, have to choose who’s secrets will be exposed. 420, one of you need to be chosen. galaxy, two of you need to be chosen. 

have fun, you have until friday.

x, q

after extensively discussing the new deed, everyone has come to the agreement that messing with the magic users is lightweight lowkey scawy

but nothing is scarier than their secrets gettin’ out

so they put on their big baby diapers and collectively put in some brain power to make the communal brain cell vibrate

our favorite three idiots have the brilliant idea of taking an easy target from nemean’s favorite magical family: pax johnson

he is magic and they have magic so it technically counts

it’s late into the night and they head out to complete the mission

rosie, our new favorite vlogger, makes a comeback

poor unsuspecting pax is in the sound studio makin’ some sick beats bruh

taking one for the team, rosie calls out to pax and asks him if he wants help losing his virginity

flustered, pax comes out to check that rosie is okay and also insert nervous laughter who said he was a virgin ahaha....

otis pulls out his mini tranquilizer gun and manages to hit pax

after a few seconds big babie boi is KNOCKED out

they quickly put on sunglasses and also stick some on pax to make it all a lil less sus

otis and kato carry him out on their shoulders as rosie walks ahead of them to make sure she’s getting all this juicy content

after having enough evidence, they draw on pax’s face and take him to his sisters

evie answers the door and is pissed

i mean, that’s her baby bro ofc she’s mad

so she gives each of them a curse

drugs no longer affect rosie and in order to break her curse, she has to genuinely be nice to jae

kato appears ugly to everyone now and the only way to break his curse is if someone tells him he’s beautiful/has a great personality and actually means it

otis now has feet for hands and they’ll only return to normal if he finds #trulov

otis vc:

so most of the night is a blur but the parts i remember are pretty wild

kato, rosie and i had to hit up a strip club and dance with the talent

i just want to put this out there: sometimes getting blackmailed is a blessing in disguise, kids

anyway, we chose some place called the boobie bungalow

don’t let the name fool you they welcome all boobies. we love diversity!

so we were all highkey excited and we went in without a plan 

and not to say rosie isn’t a down ass bitch but levi wasn’t going to be there so she was like what is the #point

that left me and kato

and that pretty ass bitch didn’t wanna ditch the turtle neck

so this scrawny ass bitch had to do it and honestly i had a feeling it was going to be me ever since we found out we had to do this anyway

anyway, we're in the club right and kato decides to be useful and mind control everyone so it’s not sus that we’re highkey crashin’

right away rosie’s busy with the strippers and i give her money so one of them can step on her

we got evidence of this aside from what we were already recording mainly because, in her words to levi, “this could be us but you playin’”

okay so i get up on stage and start shakin my capital p Phat ass

da hunnies b lovin it and i’m #thriving

pretty boi kato whomst???

i got so many singles that night

also there was this one stripper dude named du jour and he smacked by ass all on the floor 

he smacked that

i gave him some more

after we had our fun we all, as always, yeeted out

but not before we kindly asked du jour to give us some signed undies #listentokato #hesmorethanaprettyface #sometimesuseful

anyway, there no moral to this story

INT. NEMEAN LION - TEAM CHAOTIC CHILDREN HQ

charla and nia are the only ones in the room. pax hasn’t arrived yet.

CHARLA

who should we even still from? like, i’m close to most of the magic users so it feels weird stealing from them. j’feel?

NIA

j’definitely feel.   (pause)   where the fuck is pax? swear to god, we’re just gonna steal from him.

CHARLA & NIA

wait.

charla uses her magic to sense where pax is. she can tell he’s in his room.

CHARLA

do you wanna do this the easy way or the hard way?

NIA

whatever’s more fun.

charla teleports them to pax’s room.

INT. NEMEAN LION - PAX’S ROOM DOOR

charla and nia are in front of pax’s room.

again, charla enchants her phone to record themselves. 

CHARLA

do you know how to pick a lock?

NIA

doesn’t everyone?

CHARLA

i wish.

charla conjures her lock picking tools and hands them to nia.

she works on the door while charla’s on lookout.

NIA (CONT’D)

got it.

nia unlocks the door and slightly opens it.

they can hear mumbling from pax’s bedroom.

INT. NEMEAN LION - PAX’S ROOM

charla and nia enter and make their way to the source of the sound, eavesdropping.

PAX

(mumble singing) i wanna know what love is i want you to show me i wanna feel what love is i know you can show me

CHARLA

bro...

charla and nia leave the bedroom door and begin searching around the room for a magical item.

nia finds his gloves and can sense the magic from it and takes it.

NIA

found something.

CHARLA

nice, you found his nullifier. let’s get out of here.

charla teleports them back to their hq.

INT. NEMEAN LION - CHAOTIC CHILDREN HQ

charla checks her phone and messages their group chat again to tell pax to meet in their hq.

CHARLA

and now we wait.

INT. NEMEAN LION - CHAOTIC CHILDREN HQ - CONTINUOUS

pax arrives.

PAX

sorry i’m late, i missed my alarm. what did i miss? are we doing the second deed now?

CHARLA

we already did it.

PAX

what?

NIA

while you were sleeping, we snuck in your room and stole your nullifiers.

nia tosses his gloves at his direction.

he catches them, a puzzled look along his face.

PAX

nice.