#pythagoreanupdate

Oh, man. My first starter. 

Sup, Eridan. Or Ampora. Or both. A ridiculously small percentage of people enjoys being addressed by their last names all across the vast Paradox Space. Then we would have to add possible nicknames in there, but we aren’t that close. Gotta cover my now physical ass on that.

I could cut the slack and present myself like “Hi, I’m x, bro pronouns, I like long walks on the beach and sword wielding”. But where’s the fun in that?

Let us start by you. According to your statement, you don’t do greeters on a regular basic. Yeah, I get it, they’re exhaustive and most people ignore them. It sucks, but one should keep on trying.

Now, about me, Name’s Hal. I will add Strider as a last name for pleasantries. My body is currently 65.98724…6% of cybernetic and mechanical components. Wires, gears, visors, highly secured coding, all that shit. The rest is luckily biological. So, despite my prior existence as a sentient autoresponder shaped after a human being’s conscience, and then as a SBURB amalgamation with a rather buff dead troll, this shape is the one that suits me the best. And as far as I know, he/him pronouns will do just fine, yo.

wwoww you havve a lot to say

ivve nevver really had a nickname so eridan or just ampora is fine i dont really care

im doin greeters maybe twwo times a perigee but i wwant to get to the point wwhere theres only around fivve people in a greeter wwhich obvviously the last one didnt havve but also im tryin to figure out wwhat makes people respond to greeters cause oftentimes they go mostly ignored

so if part a you is organic are you technically a cyborg or is it only a cyborg if it started as full organic wwhich apparently you didnt

@warhammerofsillywho @pythagoreanupdate @maiinframe-ma2ter @cuttlefishkriller @acarseniccatnip @big-bro-ichigo

ivve nevver done one a these before but fuck theres a first time for evverythin i guess i dont think i got all the recent ones but wwhatevver good enough

you dont gotta feel pressured to come outta whatevver shitty ass hole you reside in but hell if youre feelin up to it maybe a name n a brief description a wwho the fuck you are