#pyrovid

BLOODLOATHING

They could make each other worse but weirdly enough that might fix things.

I personally love their dynamic, and want to see more situations where the doctor is forced into close proximity with someone he viscerally hates. As a treat.

They are twisted mirrors of each other. Also the hate sex would be hot.

Technically old man Yaoi, and also it's really funny whenever they argue or fight because Scott is a canon Masochist. My point is: Really funny ship to me at least

I think it would have been really interesting if Scott had been the one Legs was trying to save rather than Owen considering Scott’s a ~1400 year old vampire and therefore probably can’t safely be cured in the same way as the other vampires. Bloodloathing AU you will be famous in my mind only.

enemies to.. enemies who are kissing now? do you see my vison?

enemies to lovers, another "I can fix him" vs "I can make him worse"

have you ever seen one guy hate another guy that much that he talks about him right in front of his dubious situationship? have you ever wanted the appeal of ragebaiter x ragebaited? have you ever wanted the most toxic ship in canon but the fluffiest ship in aus? then bloodloathing is for you! (please please.pleaseeee) this message was sponsored by the bloodloathing ceo!

You have someone who is trying his hardest to enforce his good onto the rest of the world and feels compelled to stick to his good (due to guilt). You have someone so old he’s bored with people and bored of morality. Scott likes a challenge, trying to corrupt Legs, and for Legs he’d feel like Scott HAS to be able to be redeemed or else what hope is there for him?? It’s like unstoppable force vs immovable object. Sooo they’re in a big long battle of trying to win each other over AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER!!!! It’s PERFECT

FIRESHOT

After ep 7 I feel like it died out? I only saw mentions of this but it’s such a good ship!!! Instead of going for Scott they can kiss each other instead!!! this ship may be fuelled by me and bro flirting in cosplay BUT it’s really good and I need more people to talk abt it

You don't understand, tHEY HAVE SO MUCH CHEMISTRY - THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS POTENTIAL, ESPECIALLY AFTER THE BETREYAL. Think - demon Avid comes back to live, CC!Avid said he would be after his friends (so Drift, Scott and Shelby) first, Pyro wouldn't want his fledgeling (and friend) to get hurt so he tries to stop Avid and then they smash faces. IT WILL WORK, TRUST

a friend of mine is deeply abnormal about it make them happy

its a pretty fun ship!

an ask from eddie-forgetti-spaghetti

LUMBERJACK

Enemies with benefits (killing Avid)

because there wasn't enough Doomed Yaoi already

two traumatized suicidal outcasts, they would either somehow manage to heal together or make eachother a bajillion times worse while watching the world burn around them (latter option is way more likely). they are both severly mentally ill and they are going to make it everybody elses problem (they already have and are in superhell together, superhell situationship). (also, 18 fics on ao3 IS CRIMINAL WORK.) (also also, hot take: these two are more of a mirrors of eachother than owen and avid,,,,) (this may have been submitted already but im spreading the lumberjack propaganda regardless. everybody get more lumberjack-pilled NOW!!!! 18 fics IS NOT ENOUGH)

They can literally be as toxic or as non-toxic as you want them to be. Owen was there in the beginning to help Pyro out, they had a bit of a rough patch in the middle, but as soon as they had a common enemy, they started working together. Owen said multiple times after they teamed up that he wanted to kill Pyro, but also, he stood in front of them after they said that they killed Avid.

What’s more beautiful than seeing two fucked up little guys bond over similar yet wildly different pasts after they murder a shared enemy? Also, there is so much potential for them in the afterlife, they could date forever in hell

This might actually fix them, and I am personally of the belief that they should've kissed over Avid's corpse. They also hate each other yet narratively parallel each other. Need I say more?

they should have made out after ep 7

this post from an anonymous asker

FIRESHOT

After ep 7 I feel like it died out? I only saw mentions of this but it’s such a good ship!!! Instead of going for Scott they can kiss each other instead!!! this ship may be fuelled by me and bro flirting in cosplay BUT it’s really good and I need more people to talk abt it

You don't understand, tHEY HAVE SO MUCH CHEMISTRY - THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS POTENTIAL, ESPECIALLY AFTER THE BETREYAL. Think - demon Avid comes back to live, CC!Avid said he would be after his friends (so Drift, Scott and Shelby) first, Pyro wouldn't want his fledgeling (and friend) to get hurt so he tries to stop Avid and then they smash faces. IT WILL WORK, TRUST

a friend of mine is deeply abnormal about it make them happy

its a pretty fun ship!

an ask from eddie-forgetti-spaghetti

some art from sleeby-turtle

LONEVAMPS

Hate ship. Classic but still beautiful and true

The parallels….. the mania bouncing between them….

they’re parallels your honor!! owen sees himself in avid and despises it, avid has to face his own issues in the shape of someone else. they’ve been butting heads since literally the beginning of the series and started out with polar opposite views, and while avid threw himself wholeheartedly into his new circumstances, owen kept clinging to the past.

I also have a post about them. Momma bear Owen is my favorite version/interpretation of him cuz he does care, all the pieces are there. Let him be protective and tsundere about it :3

AWAWAWA AVOWEN MY BELOVED. BEST SHIP OUT THERE. EVERYONE FREAKED OUT ABOUT “2799 people” BUT NO ONE TALKS SBOUT “Oakhursts soil will be enriched with YOUR BLOOD, Avid, but not before you see everyone you know from Oakhurst DIE.” OWEN WAS STAKING CLAIM. HE WAS STAKIBG CLAIM OVER AVID BASICALLY SAYING “You are MINE. You can’t die unless I kill you” And what do you mean Owen was the one to hold the stake but not hammer it in?? That’s kinda gay not gonna lie- They’re two sides of the same coin, essentially the same backstory except swapped!!! “You’re just a kid” BROKE ME. Owen understood his pain, and the fact that he only killed Avid because he ‘didn’t like him’? It’s cause he saw himself in Avid, saw himself in the weak fledgling, saw the part he hated about himself!! AND Avid siphoned off Owen in patreon!!!

GUYS GUYS HEAR ME OUT GUYS PUT DOWN THE PITCHFORKS: narrative foils. The drama. The intrigue!! Especially in AUs where Owen mentored Avid as he became a vampire…. It delights the senses

They're foils, they're enemies, they hate each other, they mirror each other. Owen would invent new stages of grief once he realises he has feelings for Avid. Avid is desperate for Owen's approval once he's part of the coven, secretly hoping that he'll manage to somehow bury the animosity and actually get close to him. That somehow he can make this work. Owen killing the person he's fallen for because it should've been Louis and no one else. When he drives the stake in, it's the closest they've ever been

Please look at @/onebizarrekai on tumblr. Thanks. That's it! That's all. They convinced me of this. They didn't tell me to say these things but I will.

THEY LWK COULD'VE BEEN SO GOOD TOGETHER IF THEY WEREN'T AT EACH OTHERS THROATS, AND THEY'RE CRAZY CHARACTER FOILS OF EACH OTHER BUT THEY WERE TOO TRAPPED IN THEIR SELF-LOATHING TO NOTICE AND THEY HONESTLY HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL TOGETHER TO WORK THROUGH THEIR ISSUES ANDEKUYVGKAERYUGAREG DOES ANY OF THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE?? IDK BUT THEY'RE AWESOME I LOVE THEM

they're narrative foils !!! what more can i say?

"not until you see everyone you know from oakhurst DIE" "kiss him avid he won't know what to do" we were the OG toxic yaoi. in my heart avowen is not even a rarepair because of this. unfortunately the quantity of Scott Induced Ships disagrees.

FIRESHOT

After ep 7 I feel like it died out? I only saw mentions of this but it’s such a good ship!!! Instead of going for Scott they can kiss each other instead!!! this ship may be fuelled by me and bro flirting in cosplay BUT it’s really good and I need more people to talk abt it

You don't understand, tHEY HAVE SO MUCH CHEMISTRY - THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS POTENTIAL, ESPECIALLY AFTER THE BETREYAL. Think - demon Avid comes back to live, CC!Avid said he would be after his friends (so Drift, Scott and Shelby) first, Pyro wouldn't want his fledgeling (and friend) to get hurt so he tries to stop Avid and then they smash faces. IT WILL WORK, TRUST

a friend of mine is deeply abnormal about it make them happy

its a pretty fun ship!

an ask from eddie-forgetti-spaghetti

some art from sleeby-turtle