#pyreclaws

THERES A WHAT

no this is not a bad thing at all !!! cats are The Goodest and deserve a lot of love ! !!!!! especially honey even though she’s a hell baby

-i count her birthday as December 13th bc that was the day i got her so it’s more of a honey celebration day

-i have a 95% deflated peppa pig ballon in my room that she loves to lay on and mess with

-my other cat Big Mac gets outside a lot but she knows she can get back in if she sits at my window til i notice her but the way I notice her is typically from honey absolutely loosing her mind over seeing big Mac outside

-she likes to bite and tug at the wire of a lamp i have beside my bed so i had to cover the wire with a stuffed animal

-she has a burst of energy around 5-6:30am so I’m typically up around that time while she does as much running around my room before she gets tired and sleeps for the rest of the day

-she oH SH IT FUCK okay she does this thing to wake me up whenever she wants out of my room where she just goes up to the part of my wall covered in some art salt (fancy dash rhys dot hell site dot com) and just scratches at it bc she knows that it wakes me up every fucken time !!!!! she’s completely torn up one of them but i saved all the pieces of it so i might tape it back together and put it somewhere honey won’t completely destroy to get my attention

-she’s a bit of a chubbster so very often ill waggle around a laser pointer or a dangly cat toy but no matter what she’ll only play with the thing my pivoting on her back legs and batting at it with her front ones ,,,, please honey im trying to help ,,

-one of her very favorite spots is on top of my sketchbook

- best honey nick name: sunny honey

-worst honey nick name that i use all the time bc im a goof: honey bunny baby girl

-SHE ABSOLUTELY LOVES BELLY RUBS

-also smooches she typically really likes those

-the way i got honey was bc she was abandoned or separated from her family when she was a very little kitten and she just howled outside my moms work all day for a whole week (she could hear honey from like 3 stories up ,,, this is an indication of how impossible it is to sleep when honey wants somethin) and since it was like December it was gonna get down to below zero and my mom was worried about that noisy girl so she took honey home to a very excited gravy

-sheeeee’s ,,, 6 ? maybe 7 years old ?

-when she was a kitten she would knock over any glass of liquid and usually only if it was like actually glass? so i ended up only using reusable plastic cups for a couple years to save myself the trouble

- this trait has manifested into her adulthood by knocking any small object off a counter in my room so she can lay on the surface

-she likes to flop over on my lap a lot and just turn into a soft warm puddle of cat

-she likes to tap on my phone and her paw pads are recognized by the touch screen so that can lead to a bit of some chaos

-she also loves laying on computer keys which has resulted in her making emoticons in the buttons she presses on multiple occasions

Otto? Richard (Dick Santorelli has almost the same… mouth feel as Dean)? Vince? Roman? Something more outlandish like Blasius (Blaise)?

Remind me to tell you about Dimbo Bumblescrump and Bill, The Best Boy at some point!

Tell me the edition and what you need and I'll make you one! I make dnd sheets probably once a month ✌️

it’s for pathfinder

i just need to remember how to calculate how many skill ranks I have and remember what all was in my inventory besides a healing potion

also like...remembering where I allocated all those ranks lmao :’)

Oh no I LOVE this