#pyrebi

It’s always fun to get an outsider’s point of view on Dean and Cas’ relationship, and who better to offer insight than Sam? After all, he’s the one with the front-row seat to all the action-- much to his dismay. This is essentially 3k of his long-suffering commentary on the way Dean and Cas finally get their shit together, then proceed to scar him for life with the results. It’s hilarious and cringeworthy and surprisingly heartfelt, especially because it takes place so early in the canon timeline. Sam and Cas don’t have quite the connection they do now, so Sam’s occasionally still baffled by him, which only makes the whole thing stranger to him. But his concern for Dean’s happiness really shines through, even when he’s being traumatized, and it’s clear that Cas makes Dean happy, so Sam is content to suffer through some incredibly unfortunate timing on more than one occasion.

“Okay,” he says, and he throws a quick glace behind him to make sure Sam’s not coming back yet. “Okay, so you’re a frog. Toad, whatever.” The toad looks at him. “Why are you following me?” The toad inflates slowly. “You know you need a lot more buddies for a plague, right?” The toad deflates. “You…are a ghost sent to warn about a burial mound under the motel.” The toad extends its tongue to wash at one eyeball. “That is absolutely disgusting.” It stops. “You’re my spirit guide.” If it’s possible for a toad to look unimpressed, that’s what this toad looks like. “You’re, hm. You’re a fairytale prince, cursed by an evil sorceress to roam the world as a frog until the kiss of a beautiful maiden breaks the enchantment.” The toad goes fucking insane.

Verdict: I never knew someone could be so good at writing a frog...toad, whatever. Basically, I loved it.

Comments: 10/10 this is adorable. I love AUs where they pine for each other and have wet dreams about each other before they even talk. Which, granted, is creepy in real life but in fics it’s cute, okay?

The fic itself is also very, very cute and funny. Sabriel + Destiel. Go listen & read!

Summary: In which Dean has the hots for a librarian named Cas, Cas may or may not have the hots for a mechanic named Dean, and Gabriel joins Sam in the peanut gallery in the hopes that he might just get to do a horizontal tango of his own.

I’m so down for that you don’t even know